* From "Desperate Doings in the Graveyard", Lt. Gruber's interrogation of Monsieur Alphonse. ''Ve ask ze questions!''
** Also, from "Down the Drain", ''"Ve are here to search your café, peasant!"'' Pretty much any time [[TheCutie Gruber]] attempts to act the part of a cruel oppressor is a guaranteed CMOF.
* Lt. Gruber seeing Rene's bare butt in the opening scene in ''Feather''.
* The numerous rhyming {{MacGuffin}}s in the series 2 finale, culminating in Hans saying them all in quick succession to a well-deserved applause from the audience.
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