* [[Funny/{{Baywatching}} Baywatching moments go here]].

* Throughout her review of ''Film/TheRoom2003'' she uses an "Oh hey" counter to count the number of times the characters say "Oh hey". When several characters greet each other with "Oh hey" in rapid-fire succession, the counter overloads and makes the movie spontaneously combust.
** Her reaction to the infamous "[[{{Narm}} You are tearing me APART, Lisa!]]":
--> '''Lupa''' (in a voice of mock enthusiasm): '''"OSCAR GOLD!"'''
** "I just got the results of the test, I definitely was hit by a car/mauled by a lion/just pooped myself."
** Playing the ''Series/FullHouse'' theme over a recurring StockFootage scene of the Golden Gate Bridge.
** Her reaction to Johnny's suicidal temper tantrum; she's laughing herself to pieces and can barely breathe, the poor girl!
* From ''Film/HardToKill'':
-->'''Lupa''': "Ohai, street sign!"\\
'''Lupa:''' ''(as small boy) Hey, Dad, can I have a glass of therapy?
** The intro.
--> '''Lupa:''' Pff! You call this a Dr Pepper?! It's completely flat!
* From her review of ''Film/{{Gymkata}}'':
-->'''Movie character''': They call him the stork.
-->'''Lupa''': Because [[DeliveryStork he's where babies come from?]]
*** Also "Uh, I've come to find [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} the Goblin King?"]]
** During a scene where a villain is chasing the hero:
--> '''Lupa''': (As hero) I hope no-one notices how [[GirlyRun girly my run is]]!
--> '''Lupa''': (As villain) Did you see how girly that guy was runnin'?
** "Ready for some forced sexual tension?"
** "Why do all the hits sound like gunshots? Is that why guns are banned so no one gets confused?"
** The "Terrorist Chase Sequence", Complete with ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'' music.
** "Fear my dubbing, you horrible Yank! Look how high my pants are!"
* "But what'll we call it?" "...Teen Sorcery?" "...''':D'''"
** "Oh, I had this horrible nightmare that I was in this ''Pulsepounders'' movie... [[OhCrap oh crap]], [[AndYouWereThere it's you guys.]]"
* The end of ''X-Treme Fighter'', where she plays [[Music/LadyGaga "Just Dance"]] over the final karate competition.
** '''"DEDDY"'''
* [[https://archive.org/details/a-day-in-the-life-of-tommy-wiseau A Day in the Life of Tommy Wiseau]]. Especially the [[CloudCuckooLander phone]] [[ActingForTwo call]] [[MindScrew sequence.]]
** And this:
--> '''Cinema Snob!Wiseau:''' You're TEARING ME APART, LUPA!
--> '''Lupa:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
** The Critic's take on the character deserves special mention. It's a mixed bag of childlike idiocy and Creator/StevenWright-esque jokes.
-->"[Coconuts] are a type of chocolate."
-->"I was flying over New Mexico once. Not in a plane, just flying."
-->"Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night because your knee is jerking? I think that's because of the knee elves."
** The ironic classical music that begins as soon as [[spoiler:Linkara!Wiseau]] appears and continues through the rest of the scene.
** Critic!Wiseau is making a new movie called ''Film/VampiresSuck''.
** "You are tearing me apart, person on the other side of the phone!"
--->'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows!Wiseau''': Oh hi. Oh hi. Oh hi. Oh hi. Football.
* In WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob's ''Film/{{Caligula}}'' outtakes: "Robo-cocks!"
* Her [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] of her sub-par self-made title card for "Beer Bad."
--> '''Lupa:''' I already have a title card for this week. I worked on it real hard!
* ''Film/SharkAttack3Megladon'':
** Jeremiah reenacts a shower sex scene - by standing in a shower, fondling, rubbing and kissing two cantaloupes.
** "Here, you'll notice that Creator/JohnBarrowman has two acting modes, one being 'shiny teeth' and the other being 'hammy'."
** "I was just hanging out in my low-cut sexy top, doing marine biology. Won't you come in and ogle me?"
* Trapping [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] in footage of ''Film/{{Gerry}}'' if nothing else for Joe's reaction.
* ''Blood Red Moon'', a low-budget independent movie clearly modeled after the ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' series:
** Her description of the movie is it is "what ''Twilight'' would look like if it was shot in Canada and the actors were paid in silly string and broken dreams".
** Lupa has this to say about the protagonist:
--->"Unfortunately for Meagan, if [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella]] has the personality of a paper bag, in comparison she has the personality of the tree it was made from."
** Also: "He (i.e. Victor) was transformed as a teenager with no social skills! He's doomed to be perpetually mediocre!"
** "That's not a blood red moon! Touché, movie - you've thrown me in for a loop!"
** "The special features include, but are not limited to, 'Behind the ''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Sceens]]'''".
** Her reaction to this little gem of dialogue.
---> '''Alyssa:''' With most of the people in this town, if you're not a blood relative you're an outsider. And unfortunately, just about everyone's related.
---> '''Lupa:''' ''[[{{Squick}} Ewww!!]]''
** "Fun Fact: In all of the establishing shots of the school, the kid in the green shirt is trying to get to his buddies on the left. Go, green guy, go!"
** Her singing "Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail-fail-fail-fail-fail!" to the tune of Vivaldi over Victor and the Jock's... erm, [[WimpFight 'fight']].
*** And ''again'' during the, ahem, [[WimpFight 'fight']] between Victor and [[spoiler:The Sheriff]].
** [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Salacious Crumb's]] appearance.
** '[[TheStinger LOL]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent CAT SALUTE]]'
* ''Vampegeddon'', another Z-grade vampire movie:
** Pointing out the main villain looks like WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic with Halloween make-up.
*** Also, the villain, Giovanni, is ''rumored'' to be a vampire. While wearing some incredibly obvious (and badly put applied) make-up.
---->'''Lupa:''' Keep in mind, those were just rumors.
** Whenever the two bullies who harass the goth kids show up, she starts playing the {{Leitmotif}} for Bulk and Skull from ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''.
** Pointing out the DawsonCasting.
--->'''Liz:''' (brings out alcohol) Thanks to my parents, tonight's going to be very memorable.
--->'''Lupa:''' You know you're old enough to buy it yourself now, right?
** And later...
--->'''Lupa:''' They are supposed to be in high school? I was joking earlier!
** She also constantly points out how the actress playing Mona, a rather busty woman, looks like a porn actress.
---> '''Lupa:''' By the way, I may be wrong but... I'm pretty sure "[[AtrociousAlias Sugar Cox]]" isn't that actress's real name.
** Later, while Mona is changing clothes...
---> '''Lupa:''' You know, it occurs to me that she probably wasn't hired for her acting talent.
** The [[Film/{{Braveheart}} "FREEDOM!"]] montage.
** Her mocking when Melissa is whining that the Satanic incantation she ([[FridgeLogic somehow]]) got from a mix of Creator/AnneRice and Creator/HPLovecraft doesn't work.
---> '''Melissa:''' I thought we were close this time...
---> '''Lupa:''' Damn you, Anne Rice! Your fiction has fooled me again!
** At one point in the movie, the main villain begins to perform some ritual that forces him to strain his body. How does Lupa make this otherwise boring scene hilarious? She plays random fart noises while he's doing it.
** Remarking on one of the extras: "I like this guy's expression here, it's like ''he'' can't believe he's in this movie either."
** During some sort of dream sequence, Lupa sarcastically goes on about how Giovanni (who, to reiterate, LooksLikeOrlock with cheap drug store Halloween make-up) is oh-so-sexy.
* ''Film/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** "Oh, what charming rubes they are. I know ''I'' like guys who are constantly drunk."
** Anytime she points out how incredibly creepy almost anything Merrick does is. There's even a montage!
* Whenever people in ''Witchery'' get sucked into another dimension, it's accompanied by a red swirly tunnel effect. So Lupa proceeds to add the '07-'10 ''Series/DoctorWho'' theme song.
-->'''Lupa (as Victim #2):''' Oh no! I'm being sucked into a better shoooow!
* "[[FightSceneFailure Meanwhile, Aladdin is trying to swat some flies away, but decides he'd rather do the Riverdance instead]]."
* Her response to overapplication of the RuleOfCool in ''Film/LeatherfaceTheTexasChainsawMassacreIII'':
-->"It's official. This movie ''rocks''."
* Her mocking one character's [[DullSurprise acting]] in ''The Howling IV''.
-->'''Lupa:''' Richard robot, activate!
** [[DullSurprise "Are you]] [[RunningGag okay?"]]
** The dramatic closeups always focus on Lupa's nose.
* THA eagles *DRAMATIC STING!*
* ''Film/SleepyHollowHigh'': [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo "Zoinks, Scoob, it's the frog monster!"]]
** "Did he just fall into nighttime?"
** "Holy shit, that's the precher from ''Stakes''! ...You know, some people get to review multiple movies from great actors such as Creator/RobinWilliams or Creator/FredSavage even. I get the guy from ''Stakes''."
* ''[=My Boyfriend's Back=]'': "You'll notice most of the people in this movie are living cartoon characters. Because that equals comedy, right?"
** "Hey there, Creator/PhillipSeymourHoffman! You can dry your tears over being in this movie with your Oscar."
** The Wacky Meter.
** "I feel some... ''comedy music'' coming up!"
** "I guess this is ''kinda'' like that... but stupid..."
* From ''Pocket Ninjas'':
** "I am now five minutes closer to death"
** "Ron Hall? What's he doing here, looking for Slovak?"
* From ''Fatal Deviation'':
** "Why is there a wizard?"
-->'''Lupa''': I'll take the time now to apologize for my Irish accent. I'll also apologize to WebVideo/DiamandaHagan for good measure. Oh wait, I don't have to! She's dead! Hahaha - oh...
** "I'm gonna give you a moment to try and guess what the next scene will be about. ({{beat}}) You're not gonna get it. Jimmy goes to a carnival."
* From her review of ''Film/RapidFire'':
-->'''Lupa''': Hey everyone. Welcome back to Obscurus Lupa Presents. I'm not feeling so great this week, don't ask me why...
-->''Flashback to Lupa wearing a suitcoat and glasses''
-->'''Lupa''': [[WebVideo/BradTries Hey everyone, welcome to "Lupa Tries"]]. Today, we're gonna be drinking Windex!
** As well as being [[CuteKitten adorable]], the outtake with Ash the cat.
** "Not just any running - slo-mo shirtless running!" ''[Series/{{Baywatch}} music]''
* The training montage during the ''Lady Dragon 2'' review. Especially Jeremiah as "RICHARD NORTON". This is done with a piece of paper with the words RICHARD NORTON written on it and ''taped to his shirt''. The look of utter disinterest on his face tops it off.
* The cameos in the ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'' review:
--> '''Oancitizen:''' That was a good movie, ''Film/AnInconvenientTruth''.
--> '''Nash:''' ''[smiling]'' What a day! The sun is bright and shining, I just won the lottery, and there is nothing bad happening in Florida. [[TemptingFate All is right with the world.]] ''(killed by a kamikaze bird)''
--> '''Todd:''' I'll save you, Lupa!
** After the cameos, Lupa tells the viewers that they dramatized some "real" consequences of global warming.
* From her joint review of ''The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes'' with the Cinema Snob:
-->'''Cinema Snob:''' Uhhh, this is gonna be one of ''those'' kinda movies, isn't it.
-->'''Lupa:''' *''Grins wildly at him''*
** "Sherlock himself is played by Ben Syder, an actor's man, an everyman, a man you should recognize from his stunning role on nothing, nothing at all, because he has had no other roles."
** From the same, when Holmes and Watson face the gas trap.
-->'''Lupa''':"..and then Holmes and Watson are attacked by a giant fart."
-->'''Snob''' (disgusted): "A fart joke? What are you, five?"
-->'''Lupa''': *giggles* "Yes."
** After revealing that Watson is played by [[Series/{{Torchwood}} Ianto Jones]], they cut to Ianto crying whenever Watson "takes it well".
-->'''Lupa''': ''[as Watson is writing]'' Dear...[[Creator/RussellTDavies Mister...Davies]], I would...very much...like...my...job...back.
** The Snob trying to use the credits from The Geek to get out of the review.
** The entire scene where they see the main villain in a costume resembling ComicBook/IronMan
*** "Next thing they'll be fighting Film/IronMan (shows robot) I WAS FUCKING JOKING!"
*** "Let's find out who the carnival ghost really is."
** Lupa's shocked reactions to the reveal... the second one being spotted by the Snob who wonders what the hell is going on.
** "Next thing you'll tell me he throws a dragon at them-" *Shows dragon* "OH COME ON!"
** "I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"
** "How exactly do you plan to frame him for your giant robot dragon?"
** "Just how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle imagined Sherlock Homes, busting a cap in someones ass. Surely Sherlock takes no shit."
* She's wearing an eyepatch and talking in a gruff voice for the entire Nick Fury review.
** Linkara's cameo.
-->'''Linkara''': Um...what's with the eyepatch?
-->'''Lupa''': What eyepatch?
-->*several seconds of silence*
** "ButtMonkey! Ahoy!"
** "You are too late!" "The scenery, it has already been chewed!"
** "We need to go deeper." *[[Film/{{Inception}} vooooom]]*
* From her review of ''Film/{{Cursed 2005}}'':
** "[Jesse Eisenberg's] character is Jimmy, and if you know anything about Creator/JesseEisenberg, you know that Jimmy is Jesse Eisenberg."
** "And now [[FanService a little something for the ladies...]] (cue nekkid Jesse Eisenberg) [[FanDisservice NAKEDNESS IS FRIGHTENING!]]
** UNDERREACTING: THE MOVIE!
** (about the Scott Baio interview subplot:)
--> "You might be wondering right now what this has to do with the werewolf movie. [[{{Beat}} (beat.)]] So Joanie mentions Ellie's boyfriend..."
** Her use of the She-Wolf of London theme during the werewolf attacks in the room-of-mirrors scene.
** When Jesse Eisenberg begins climbing the walls [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent (just like a real werewolf)]]:
*** "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can..."
*** Made even funnier by the fact that Eisenberg's costar from Film/TheSocialNetwork - Andrew Garfield - Is Reboot!Spiderman.
** [[CallBack "Are]] [[DullSurprise you]] [[RunningGag okay?"]]
* From the ''Gooby'' review:
-->'''WebVideo/IronLiz''': I know what this is. This is the last known footage of the kid, isn't it?
-->'''Lupa''': Aw, snap! This is going into [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]] territory!
** Iron Liz comparing Gooby to Pedobear.
** Lupa and Liz passing the curse to... [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown someone else]].
* Her disgusted shooing away of the '[[GratuitousRape Pointless Raping Scene Time]]', in ''The Black Ninja''.
** Her reaction to the "I gotta find a Ninja bathroom" line:
--> '''Lupa''' "''[[WebOriginal/LolCats Why]]'' [[WebOriginal/LolCats you do this?]]"
** "No! No! Movie directed by 'Me'?! How far are we into this?!"
** "This song's gonna make me."
** Todd composing the theme song.
* ''American Ninja 2'': Lupa using a picture of [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] when talking about "our British overlords".
** The final fight earns the MentosFinger soundtrack as it ends with the characters giving thumbs up to each other.
* From ''American Ninja 3'':
** "Okay. It's an American Ninja movie, so there are going to be montages. But that doesn't mean they have to be ''good'' ones." Cue fight scenes set to [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 "Kiss the Girl"]], [[Music/BritneySpears "Toxic"]], "Blue on Blue" by Bobby Vinton, Backstreet Boys, "How I Beat Shaq" by Aaron Carter, and finally, long fart noises.
* '''American Ninja 4''': Lupa getting increasingly desperate to make the "action" more exciting via montages, eventually finishing with a HeroicBSOD when the rescue of one of the characters involves...a smoke bomb.
** And once the movie's over, Lupa has another HeroicBSOD where the [[http://www.geekologie.com/2011/05/damn-bro-smallville-finale-freakout-vide.php Smallville finale overreaction]] ("AMERICA!!!") plays in her head.
** Her reaction to realizing that Michael Dudekoff (the ''star'') hasn't had any action scenes at the 30-minute mark.
--->'''Lupa''': [[ShoutOut "Everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world."]]
* ''American Ninja 5'': Lupa's unstoppable hatred for [[TheScrappy Hiro]].
--->'''Lupa''': "I will ''murder'' this child!"
** Her exclaiming "''Diabolical!''" as The Viper, sorry, ''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Rita Repulsa]]'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor crushes a rose head]].
* While Lupa's livestream isn't as well-known as Creator/LordKat's or Creator/JewWario's, it has still given us a number of comedic gems:
** Lupa's "impressions" of her TGWTG coworkers, all of which consist of her saying, ''"Hi, I'm [insert name], and I [insert job]!"'' in the same high-pitched voice.
*** She once demonstrated her "Spoony voice" for [[Creator/NoahAntwiler the man himself]] on [=LordKat=]'s livestream chat:
--->'''Lupa:''' ''[high-pitched voice]'' Hiiiiii, I'm Spoony, and I play video games! [[WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}} Mah spoon is too big!]]
--->'''Spoony:''' ''[[[BeatPanel cough]]]'' Wow, Lupa. It's un''canny''.
** On one occasion, Lupa's cat was sitting next to her computer, listening intently to the chat. The cat began meowing loudly...prompting another Skyper's feline to do the same. So, Lupa held the microphone up to her cat and let the two animals "talk".
-->'''Person in chat:''' I'm awake at 4 AM listening to cats meowing on a Livestream. Yup, my life is headed in the right direction.
* Her cameo in dascottjr's literal video for Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Heart-Shaped Box".
-->'''Blonde Girl:''' I put a tree baby in this guy's IV! Ha ha ha! Isn't that funny?
-->'''Kurt, Dave, Krist:''' No.
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick and Lupa reviewing ''Honor and Glory''. After Lupa decides she needs someone classier to share the film with, we see the Chick lying in bed wearing a stylish evening gown, drinking wine and reading a book...and then the pillow behind her slowly lifts up to reveal Lupa with the goofiest grin you have ever seen her wearing.
** Lupa's hilariously creepy SlasherSmile when the Chick demands to know how she got into her apartment.
-->'''Chick''': Have you been there all night...and day? It's like five p.m. (And Lupa just keeps smiling at her).
** Chick attempts to analyze the deeper elements of the movie. Lupa just farts at her.
*** The commentary reveals that, despite playing the serious, deeper character who can't just let go and have fun, it was Lindsay who made all the fart gags.
** Nella's reaction to a Cynthia Rothrock movie.
-->'''Nella''': I'm going to go make celebratory cookies!
*** Which later turn out to be [[spoiler: cheetos]].
** Chick, Lupa, Nella, and Elisa reenacting a scene from the movie with intentional BadBadActing, bad lip-syncing, and bad camera movements. At one point someone farts, and Chick almost breaks character trying not to laugh.
** During the fight, Obscurus Lupa takes Nella hostage... only to clearly feel guilty about it and [[MidBattleTeaBreak have a friendly chat]] with Nella, to the Chick's irritation.
*** Chick also doing the ''Film/HomeAlone'' face when Nella gets grabbed.
** The characters in the movie have a [[ItMakesSenseInContext green bean fight]]. Thus we cut to the Chick fantasizing about her and Todd doing the same, but with cheetos.
** Todd suddenly appearing, as he is wont to do when Lupa is around, and descends into GibberishOfLove. When Lupa lays into him for persisting, the Chick cracks her knuckles and a fights Lupa in defense of "her man". While they're both wearing ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' [[ShipToShipCombat shirts]]
*** Said CatFight is a CallBack to ''Undefeatable''. Including the opening, with the Chick licking a knife.
-->'''Chick''': It's Nutella, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
** Todd decides to ignore the two women fighting over him to take up Nella's offer of cookies.
** Lupa and the Chick's inner thoughts:
-->'''Chick''': One day, you whore, I will avenge the dignity of my love. ''One day...''
-->'''Lupa''': HEH. [[RunningGag Green bean battle...]]
** WebVideo/PawDugan[=/=] Elisa saying "CAMEO!" in TheStinger.
** From the bloopers: Lindsay has her arms wrapped around Todd's head so that nobody can see his face, and sings "[[Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera I am the mask you wear]]".
** From the commentary: Lindsay saying that the first thing anyone tells her when they meet in real life is how short she is.
** The fact that everyone seemed to be hiding in Chick's bedroom without her knowledge. Meaning that she was unaware that Lupa, Nella, Todd, Paw, and possibly Elisa were all in the room with her without her noticing.
* Using the ''Jeopardy'' Theme to illustrate how long it takes Leatherface to kill someone in ''The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation''.
** "Dialogue hurts!"
*** "No more dialogue for you movie!"
* [[http://blip.tv/OLPresents/mlpfinished-5465026 From]] ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 My Little Pony]]: [[http://www.hubworld.com/watch/610729116001 The Princess Promenade]]'': "That's it! I've made a royal decision--" "--we'll kill and eat Spike, it's a delightful plan!"
** Reviewing it in her [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights Snow White]] dress.
** Lupa's disgust and disappointment when she finds out the movie is from 2006 rather than being based on the [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyAndFriends original cartoon from the 80s.]]
** "Four of these ponies are dead. I won't tell you which ones."
** During a meaningless argument over a float collision, she plays [[Franchise/StarWars "Duel of the Fates"]].
** Her increasing irritation with Zipzee and the running gag where she keeps hanging around flowers even though they always make her sneeze.
* From ''Film/FrightNightPart2'': "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Charlie uses bookcase, but it's super ineffective!]]"
** In the obligatory 80's movie dance sequence, Regine moves her arms in a bird-like manner. Naturally, Lupa couldn't resist making chicken sounds.
* Her affectionate pisstaking dub of the ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights'' trailer.
* During her review of "City Dragon", her using MC Kung Fu's face as a CensorBox.
** And she decides to show [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] the movie so he can analyze the rhymes. [[GoMadFromTheRevelation It doesn't end well for him.]]
** "Allow me to introduce you to the ''lazy'' rape horn."
* From her review of ''Film/TheFlyII'', referring to ''Eric Stoltz:'' "How sad, he went from [[TheOtherMarty almost being]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 Marty McFly]] to being...[[NameMcAdjective Marty McFly]]."
** For some people the mutated dog is a tearjerker, but for her it's another story; she nicknames it "Floppy".
** The "Booooooooo, [[BodyHorror do something gross!]]" RunningGag.
** The montage of the RoaringRampageOfRevenge MookHorrorShow is scored with [[Film/SpaceJam "I Believe I Can Fly"]].
* From ''Film/HowlingIIITheMarsupials'', Lupa pointing out Donny's [[StalkingIsLove stalkerish-actions]] towards Jerboa.
-->'''Lupa:''' Ah yes, the first reaction you have is to chase her down like you're going murder her.
-->*''Later on''*
-->'''Director(?):''' [...] For example, in your first scene you'll be gang-raped by four monsters.
-->'''Lupa:''' *''Impersonating him''* -Yes, and all of them are played by Donny. Funny, he really wanted that part.
* From ''The Howling V'', her summarizing a seven minutes of the film:
-->*''Overlapping''* ''"Pip-pip, cheerio, we're in a castle, I'm mildly interested in things, Oh I say!"''
* In ''The Howling VI'' review: *''Pointing out a boom mic''* [[VisibleBoomMic OH HAI]]
* Allison's Halloween Candy Spooktacular:
** Her cat, who was previously "killed" by a werewolf, jumping on things in the background. "Suddenly, alive again! Aaah, continuity!"
*** And then it starts meowing. "I know ''he's'' excited! You want some candy? Yeah? Mm, candy's good for cats, I heard."
** Total jaded, bored reaction to the noisy candy dispensers that go off every time there's movement. Which don't turn off. She bought them a twenty-minute drive away. "''Twenty minutes.''"
** Mixing together all of the novelty Kool-Aide things into "sewer green".
** Complaining that the booger candies do not taste like real boogers.
* In the end of ''The Howling VII'' review, [[spoiler: her reaction upon learning that there is one more sequel left to review]]
** Also pretty much her reaction to Pappi throughout the review counts.
** Zombie group dancing. Country version of [[Music/MichaelJackson thriller]]. That is all.
** "A bullshit on both your houses!"
* In the Desire review:
** "A perfume-based serial killer? [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Sounds like some shitty art house film!]]"
** "Oh man, major boner killer!"
** The main character lacks common sense, Lupa responds with, "YOU IDIOT!"
** Any time she says "bro".
* The ''Bloody Mary Killer'' review:
** "In what universe is this music appropriate for a rape scene?!"
** "Apparently one of his thugs recognises Robin, and ... falls in love with him?"
* In the ''Film/BenAndArthur'' review:
** '''"SENSITIVE TOPICS."'''
** During the shootout at the end, Lupa plays "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap every time someone fires, parodying the ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' skit "Dear Sister".
** Dubbing epic music during the tedious argument between Arthur and Mildred
** "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the horrors of heterosexuality."
** Her reaction to the "holy water recipe"
-->'''Lupa:''' I have now become dumber from watching this.
* ''The Hidden 2''. Calling the good and evil aliens "sparklefarts" and "squiddlydoos", respectively.
* Her ''We Wish You A Turtle Christmas'' review. ''All of it!''
** "''Ooooooh I wish you a turtle Christmas, I know Creator/JamesRolfe did this, it's still a piece of poop-as, so shut the hell up!'' Yay Christmas!"
** ''"Where's my present?" "I'm not telling!"'' "BOOOOOOOOO!"
** Phelous in a cheap tinfoil Shredder costume singing "I'll be home for Christmas"
** '''''"GUUUUMS!"'''''
** '''STROODLY-DOY-DOY-DOY-DOY'''
* ''Series/ChristmasEveOnSesameStreet''.
** Reading the title out loud and frowning, then throwing her arms up. Yay!
** It would've been hard for her to see it in 1978, since she was -11 years old then.
** The Cookie Monster as a horrifying addict and being referred to as a "fuck-up".
** Referring to [[TheOtherDarrin Roscoe Orman]] as "Gordon's [[TheNthDoctor third regeneration]]".
** "In addition to Big Bird's chronic depression, is this special gonna be nothing but the Muppets trying to kill each other?"
** When talking about the Bert and Ernie subplot: "So these two losers realized they both got each other a gift for the thing they traded in. Forever together, but forever alone."
** The gift being from "Fuck Face".
** When Big Bird is trying to figure out how Santa can fit down a chimney with all those presents. "Clearly the only way Santa can get down that chimney ''is in pieces''".
* From ''Magic Island'': "My name is Lupa! You may call me 'human.' It is what the cats call me!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcCme5O7B0M The Blooper Reel for Lupa and Oancitizen's "Hamlet the Vampire Slayer"]] reveals that Lupa is a CMOF incarnate in real life, as Kyle has serious trouble keeping a straight face. He's {{Corpsing}} nonstop, and a couple times she points out that he was in ''film school'', yeah right.
--> '''Kyle (trying to contain the laughter):''' Just... just let me hear the line.
--> '''Lupa:''' It's funny because its poop!
--> '''Kyle:''' Again.
--> '''Lupa:''' It's funny because its poop!
--> '''Kyle:''' Again.
--> '''Lupa:''' It's funny because its poop!
--> '''Kyle:''' Again!
--> '''Lupa:''' It's funny because its poop!
--> '''Kyle:''' Again!
** In the actual review, Lupa makes reference to Shakespeare...and Kyle hears it from across the hotel.
* Lupa's SuddenlySpeaking cat in Robo Vampire.
-->'''Cat:''' MIKE MATEI DID IT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!!!
** From the same review, "That was really plan A? You just immediately jump to the trained vampire solution?"
* Her and Phelous' crossover review of ''Julie and Jack''- particularly all the Birdemic references.
** The 'wedding video' of Checkers and Ash.
** "But who would want to date you?" [silly faces] "Get it?"
** Lupa and Phelous' bad dancing to the song "Spiritual Love".
** "Stand back! This painting has painting-flu virus!"
** The StockFootage clouds intro suddenly turning into the StockFootage shot of the Golden Gate Bridge from ''Film/{{The Room|2003}}''.
* In ''Subspecies 3'', "So anyone who wanted to see William Shatner's daughter naked, you're welcome." [beat] "I just killed a *lot* of boners there, didn't I?"
** Pretty much anything she says as Radu is gold, especially "boobs".
*** And DAMMEET!
*** Her portrayal of Radu as an awkward ManChild who just wants to get laid is hilarious.
** "I think [this scene] pretty much sums up this series. There's Mummy Radu laughing her ass off at things that aren't even remotely funny, Michelle screaming and crying, and Radu standing there with the most ridiculous face he could think up at the time."
** Her reaction to complaints about the "[[CensorBox titty bars]]": Censor bars'' EVERYWHERE!''
** The Flying Radu!
* The Top Ten Hottest Animated Dogs. Let that sink in.
** In that video, her [[HypocriticalHumor being appalled that some people find animated mice sexy.]]
** How quickly it ends. "That's it. Bye."
* In much the same satirical vein as the above, her review of ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope'', a film so terrible that it "fell into rightful obscurity". Though she does praise its few good points, like the budding romance between [[BrotherSisterIncest Luke and Leia]], and how [[AdaptationalSelfDefense Greedo shoots first]].
** Hating Leia's bun-hair while she herself has a towel thing on her head.
** She wanted [[TakeThat more CGI and comic relief characters]].
* Lupa has brought back Radu to review other movies. And it is hilarious.
* Her ecstatic reaction to the frog band from ''Return to Frogtown''
* ''Heidi 4 Paws'', which includes her reinterpreting the Grandfather as plotting Heidi's demise. And racism against pomeranians.
** "Anyway, this is Peter the goat-herder who is in charge of the- *''sees the 'goats'''* dear God no."
** Good God, so many in the Heidi 4 Paws review. The "Biscuit? Biscuit?" montage. The Pomeranians plotting the murders of their caretakers, especially Heidi after she calls one of them fat. "I poisoned your cheese." "Someday you'll pay ... you'll all pay." Not to mention the Psycho violin sting playing while the goat Pomeranians pop up in the background. During night scenes, they cry, "Life is an abyss! We own the night!" and withdraw, hissing.
* In her ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaidIIReturnToTheSea Little Mermaid II]]'' review, pointing out an animation mistake in which a fleeing merman is grinning happily while fleeing the villain. "Look at this guy. Not a fuckin' care in the world."
** "Shut up, Sebeastian!"
** The long, awkward pause after Lupa fires Dr. Crest is just fantastic.
* In Lupa's review of ''Film/TheAmazingBulk'', her description of what the Bulk looks like.
-->'''Lupa:''' It's like if the Hulk turned his strechy pants into a gimp suit that gave him a wedgie, that'd be the Bulk.
** "Look at this fucker run."
** To parody the film's rampant green-screening, she puts an off-kilter photo of her room up as her background. When the film's backgrounds get even more poorly drawn, the room is replaced with an MS Paint drawing... which is still somehow better than the film's "sets".
** ''"Sex jokes. Sex jokes. We're telling sex jokes. We're telling sex jokes, and the background moves too fast..."''
** Her reaction to the glorious MindScrew near the ending. "I... I asked all of the questions. There are no more questions to be asked."
* From ''Film/NoRetreatNoSurrender'':
-->"After Ghost Lee beats him up a bit, Jason fights the urge to [[RunningGag retreat and surrender]], and instead has an eighties training sequence. This involves him doing push-ups at a child’s playground, [[GroinAttack getting hit in the nuts]], wearing short shorts, and this." *''A grinning RJ sneaks up and sits on Jason's lap, (who is doing some sort of [[BuffySpeak suspended pelvic-thrust…thing]]), causing them to both crash to the ground*''
** "Ah yes, drink a nice a cool glass of... Playboy magazine?"
* After watching the pizza scene in ''RobotInTheFamily'':
-->"I... I just wanna die now."
** "[[LethalChef HE'S PUTTING DRANO IN THE FOOD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW!]]"
*** Actually, the entire pizza scene is this given how it's a big bundle of noise and confusion, of which Lupa says can drive someone to ''suicide''.
---->...I have seen Death. ...and its name is Golddigger.
*** [[spoiler:So, naturally, she splices in the scene of Ash going nuts and cutting off his hand in "Evil Dead II".]]
** "The punchline is [[AssPull a man dying in traffic]]. ... (throws up her arms) ''Robot in the Family'', everybody."
** [[TheStinger Andrew Dickman's upbeat song]] about the robot going on a killing spree.
--->"He put the baby in the toilet.. I can't even do that without laughing."
* Lupa's intro to ''Vampire Assassin'': "Today we're talking about vampires. *''shows a clip from Film/{{The Lost Boys}}, then laughs''* Not good vampires, these vampires!" *''Shows the bad-wig vampires, and Slovak''*
* "''Vampire Cop'' is about a cop who is a vampire, and there's lots and lots of boobs."
** "Only one of those things is important, and it's neither of the words in the title."
** Her reaction to one of the hookers in the movie saying they accept credit cards.
--> "They better give him a receipt for that! That shit's tax deductable!"
** "Well, that just plaidens my chair!"
** On the excessive amounts of boobage in the movie: "If you want to be a porn, movie, ''just be a porn!'' There's no ''audience'' for this! ...[[SelfDeprecation Except me, apparently.]]"
* From ''The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens'', her reaction to Roddy Piper's exceptional moment of ChewingTheScenery. "YOUR SOUL! WAS LOST! '''IN DA RIVAAAAAH!!!!'''"
** "TOO MANY ELEVENS!!!" ''*SMASH*''
** In the sequel, the lead character jumps from his magical treehouse and starts flying very awkwardly. Cue ''Film/ThePumaman'' theme.
** Also from the sequel:
-->'''CreepyTwins''': "Hello, Billy."
--> '''Lupa:''' (Recoils in horror) "Ah!"
* In Lupa's [[LetsPlay Let's Play]] of ''Xena: Death In Chains'', there's her reaction to the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Disco ball option]]. Then, after accidentally repeatedly killing the protagonists, she intentionally picks what she thinks is a silly option (a stick)... [[spoiler:Which turns out to be the correct option!]]
** She doesn't let Gabrielle live down her "dreamboat" comment, and sprinkles it on her dialogue whenever she can. It's amazing.
* Saying [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon "tell her you want to go home and eat her pussy"]] ''completely deadpan'' in the ''Film/SamuraiCop'' review.
* Lupa gets ''Film/ASpecialSesameStreetChristmas'' as another present from "fuck face".
** In the introduction to the review, she says that the special must be more revered than ''Christmas Eve on Sesame Street'', since it got an Emmy nomination, but then learns [[ThisIsGonnaSuck it lost the award]]...to ''Christmas Eve on Sesame Street''.
** Sometimes, she makes Tiny Tim the cat talk with a screechy, whiny voice.
** After Ethel Merman tells Imogene Coca, "You look like an idiot!", Lupa grins and says that she can't hate Merman for saying that.
** Lupa declares Music/MichaelJackson's placement on the DVD cover "false advertising" after learning that [[AdvertisedExtra his two guest spots each run less than one minute]], and says that the bonus techno remix of his dialogue doesn't make up for it.
** As Lupa is about to open said present of "fuck face," the jingles from ''Film/DieHard'' play in the background.
* From the Alpha's Magical Christmas crossover with [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:
** "Aaaargh! Alpha and Zordon kidnapped children!"
** This exchange with Linkara:
--> '''Lupa:''' Yeah and he sucks!
--> '''Linkara:''' He does not suck!
--> '''Lupa:''' Does too!
--> '''Linkara:''' Does not!
--> '''Lupa:''' DOES TOO!
--> '''Linkara:''' DOES NOT!!
--> '''Lupa:'''You win this time, Linkara Brown.
* From the Witchcraft 5 review:
--> '''WebVideo/MikeJ''': (holding his mug of tea) [[CatchPhrase Hello, I'm a British person.]]
-->'''Lupa''': (holds up two boxes of canned soda) And I'm an American!
* Her [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/ Tumblr account]] is, most of the time, built on RuleOfFunny, but this [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/36635702711/the-answer-you-know-those-things-is-because-youre-a particular response]] to a question is one of [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments the funniest thing]]'s she put on there.
** Another gem is [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/48515282530/hellyeahobscuruslupa-tgwtgsecrets-after her response]] to a goofy picture of her used in a post by TGWTG Secrets.
--> [[SelfDeprecation This is why I’m a comedian and not a model.]]
** Someone asked her [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/47498100413/whats-the-best-part-of-doing-your-show what she thinks is the best part of doing her show]]. Then someone asked her [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/47498362249/whats-the-worst-part-about-doing-your-show what she thinks is the worst part of doing her show]].
** Crosses over with her Twitter account, her AffectionateParody RunningGag of making [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] out to be a ChickMagnet, with a [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments highlight]] being her [[https://twitter.com/Obscurus_Lupa/status/305486627596300288 creating a mock calendar]] of a [[MrFanservice shirtless Linkara]] and saying [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/43851576496/iswearitwascmyk-meanwhile-in-twitter-even it's even better]] when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FrLxgXAUY&feature=player_embedded this music]] is playing.
** Her [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/49677726695/atopfourthwall-awdplace-dear-lewis-i-can reaction]] (using a gif from ''Series/SheWolfOfLondon'') to Linkara's [[http://atopfourthwall.tumblr.com/post/49660563525 reaction]] to Andrew Dickman drawing a [[RuleThirtyFour nude version]] of him.
** [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/57101857185/hellyeahobscuruslupa-shadoe-stevens-the-star Her reaction]] to finding out Shadoe Stevens, the star of the 1989 film ''Trax'', [[ApprovalOfGod recommended]] [[http://blip.tv/goodbadflicks/traxx-good-bad-flicks-with-special-guest-obscurus-lupa-6607588 her & Cecil Trachenberg's review of the film]].
** There's also the time Allison starts reading a ''Series/{{Quantum Leap}}'' novel... only to find out that [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/119169737527/obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa the book's quality is somewhat questionable]]. And then things somehow get even [[http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/119174200562/obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa weirder]].
* From "Allison Reads Her Franchise/{{Barbie}} Fanfic":
** Lupa lampshades how such characters as [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Brock]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Ariel]], and [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Bubbles]] have names blatantly copied from cartoons she often watched back then.
** For the villainess, Lupa pulled out a Barbie with [[ExcessiveEvilEyeshadow ugly eyeshadow]] and named it, "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Evella]]".
** The first chapter distills the failures of Evella's past crimes into a few words each.
* Her RunningGags in her ''Series/{{Charmed|1998}}'' Manic Episodes:
** "The Elders are dicks."
** "If it sounds like a good idea, Charmed will find a way to make it stupid."
** Her love/hate for Neighbour Dan
** Her ''intense'' hatred for Piper and especially Phoebe
** Pointing out how awful the Charmed Ones progressively become at saving innocents
** She loves pointing out how death has no meaning on the show since the main characters die very often and always come back. (Well except for that one time with [[spoiler: Prue]] but that was a case of RealLifeWritesThePlot)
** How often the Charmed Ones abuse Leo
** Pointing out all of the WTHCostumingDepartment moments in the show. There are ''a lot'' honestly.
** Showing the multiple [[SpecialEffectsFailure Special Effect Failures]]
** Every season she is able to make a huge list of Whitelighter [[SeriesContinuityError continuity errors]], she even points out in the sixth season episode that's she's shocked that she can do this each episode.
** Her shrill voices and unflattering screenshots when speaking as Piper or Phoebe.
** Pointing out how often the Charmed Ones use magic for personal gain accompanied by a triumphant "Makes it easy!!"
* Other Charmed jokes:
** The description of the BizarroWorld Rick Astley. "Always gonna give you up. Always gonna let you down. Always gonna run around and desert you."
** Her name for Charmed fans since Charmeders didn't sound right? Charmanders!
** The sound she makes when Wyatt refers to [[TheScrappy Coop]] as "Uncle Coop."
** Superimposing the sobbing Kaley Cuoco's head over the "Sucks to Be You" video might be the most darkly hysterical thing she's ever done.
** "Because there were two blue moon's that year, the girls have become [[FlatWhat PMS Werewolves.]] [[ARareSentence PMS Werewolves]]. [[SoBadItsGood PMS Werewolves!!]]"
** Piper kept neighbor Dan's, and his niece Jenny's severed heads, and she later adds an electrician that pissed her off.
** Finally unloading on Phoebe's thoughtless treatment of her boyfriends:
-->''' "YOU WHORE! YOU ''FILTHY'' WHORE!!!"'''
** "(On Piper being sent to prison in Season 8) ''Ha ha ha'' [[BreathlessNonSequitur I hope she's sent to death row]]."
** Her pointing out that [[IsntItIronic the theme song doesn't fit the show]] and was only used because it was in Film/TheCraft. On the other hand, she likes that the theme song tells her to abandon all hope.
--> "However, I did find it pretty apt that every week, the show is telling me "all my hope is gone." Refreshingly honest, Charmed."
** Starting her review of the eight and final (not to mention [[PostscriptSeason postscript]]) season with [[Franchise/StarWars The Imperial March]] playing over footage of the sisters exiting an elevator and walking through the FBI defiantly, and her opening sentence: 'This was not supposed to happen!'
** During the Charmed Ones' FakingTheDead period, there's a shrine to Phoebe at the newspaper she worked at and ''everyone'' is going on and on praising her. Allison responds by playing [[Film/ThePrincessBride the sound of ultimate suffering]].
** When she speaks about all the new powers the Charmed Ones receive in [[SequelInAnotherMedium the beginning of the comic continuation]], She points out that she isn't sure that absolute powers corrupts absolutely when the involved parties were already among the most corrupt characters she know of.
* Her reviews of individual Charmed episodes with Phelous in "Charmed Rewind" also have some good ones:
** In their review of "Look Who's Barking", They notice that during a FreezeFrameBonus that the important informations that Phoebe is writting about Cole and Balthazar is them liking salsa dancing and medium raw steaks. Leading Phelous to joke that the Book of Shadows is just a hodgepodge of grievance and useless personals life facts, while Allison imagines future holders of the book searching for a way to defeat a demon only to learn that he is ticklish or great in bed.
** In the review of "The Wendigo", They keep calling the [[ObviousJudas FBI lady who is obliviously the title monster]] as FBI Agent [[LouisCypher Wendy Go]].
*** Also in the same review, Allison [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness noticing the weirdness of Piper caring about other]]:
--> '''Allison:'''I put in my notes: Piper thinks she owe it to Billy for helping with this creature, We are in Season 1 for sure."
* In her ''Witchcraft 666'' review: "You got two guesses as to what's on screen next: boobs, or ''delicious chocolate cake.''" [[TakeAThirdOption The answer]]: [[spoiler:[[GagCensor boobs censored by delicious chocolate cake]]]].
* In her Witchcraft 7 review, about the drastic changes in casting of characters:
--> I'm just saying, don't be surprised if, next review, I'm a Mexican dude.
--> *SmashCut to WebVideo/TheFilmRenegado wearing a very obvious red wig*
--> "Hello, I'm Obscurus Lupa, and welcome to the review of Witchcraft 8. Ai yiyiyiyi!" *shakes maracas, screen flashes the colors of the Mexican flag*
* During a Livestream, Lupa streamed ''Series/CopRock''. A typo in the chat turned the Mayor into MAMYOR, a MemeticBadass that shoots first, asks questions later, fights Godzilla, questions why everyone has flat tops, lets Hoby sleep in her hair, and is also probably an alien from the same planet as Tommy Wiseau.
* In the ''Witchcraft 9'' review (done with Phelous), because the main character has become a ghost, the two reviewers become ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}''. Cue Lupa in a Ghostbusters uniform... and ''Phelous dressed as the animated Janine''. They switch in the next scene (and Lupa's Janine cosplay is excellent), but damn was that brilliant.
** The "Hooker Math" and "Hooker Magic" employed by the deuteragonist.
** When the HookerWithAHeartOfGold trope is referenced, a picture of Brad Jones accompanies it.
** Censoring a sex scene with the following: Guy Fieri, The Critic, Linkara, Lupa's cat Ash ("...Why was my cat in there?"), and ''the sun''.
** When the protagonist finds it impossible to touch anyone because he's a ghost, "Can't Touch This" is played over a montage of the RunningGag.
* The opening to her [[Series/{{Baywatch}} ''Baywatching'']] series contains the credit ''"Created By [[SelfDeprecation An]] [[LongRunners Idiot.]]"''
* From ''Film/ATalkingCat'':
** The title card, based on the bad, obscure 1989 NES game ''A Week of ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''.
** Lupa sneaking up on WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic who is casually eating a burrito, pushing a VCR up next to him, then sticking the film's DVD in the VCR slot. She must have the same skills as WebVideo/JonTron.
** Both of them reading the title in various inflections.
** Lupa calls the director "David De-Can't-Pronounce-His-Name."
** "Did WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob voice the kitty, or did his cat Lloyd just want to give his son a liftoff project?"
** Their WithLyrics rendition of the opening segment's jaunty music.
* Most of the ''Film/MiamiConnection'' review is stupidly funny, but ''especially'' her ridiculous glee at the band-within-a-movie, Dragonsound. By the time they come back on screen a third time, Lupa looks like she just achieved enlightenment.
** Also, this is just one of her many, many ribs on the poorly-delivered dialogue throughout the movie:
-->'''Lupa:''' Now, it's [[SarcasmMode not glaring obvious upon the first viewing,]] [[CaptainObvious but English is not Y.K. Kim's first language.]] [[FalseReassurance Don't worry, though: he's only the lead.]]
* The [[StunnedSilence dull, bitter stare]] from the ''Creepshow 3'' review, after a nonsensical [[TheReveal Reveal]]. Which she maintains [[OverlyLongGag for a good fourteen seconds]]. And then does it ''again.''
* From her review of ''Moon Of The Wolf'', there's this moment:
-->"Hey, this here's his sister. How do we know she ain't gonna turn out to be some kind of a wolf?"
-->[[NoYou "You shut up!"]]
-->''"Ooooh!"''
* From her and Phelan's "Series/{{Supernatural}} Podcast", enjoy the opening lines to the "[[http://blip.tv/movienights/spn-season-10-podcast-19-dark-dynasty-7193077 Dark Dynasty]]" episode:
-->'''Allison''': (load groan, devolving into chuckling in the background)
-->'''Phelan''': (depressed-sounding) Welcome to the "[[spoiler:Dead Side Characters]] Podcast".
* Phelan and Allision getting increasingly sick of all the secrets and death in Supernatural, and describing a future season where Sam is blind, everyone else is dead, and every episode is about Dean trying to hide that fact from Sam.
* ''Sinbad: The Battle of The Dark Knights'': Comparing the editing to that of a bad YouTubePoop.
* From Movie Nights: Series/ThunderInParadise "CUSTODY CHAMPION!"
* In her review of ''Film/{{Showgirls}}'', she accidentally says "breast friend" instead of "best friend," and the text "'BREAST' FRIEND LOL" is shown briefly onscreen.
** A similar thing happens in her review of ''Mr. Wrong,'' when she accidentally says "wanted for police" instead of "''by police,"'' and the words "FOR POLICE" are shown briefly onscreen when she says it.
* During a Charity Stream, Allison was playing ''[[VideoGame/FreddiFish Freddi Fish III: The Case Of The Stolen Conch Shell]]''. Before the credits, she sings about the culprit still going to jail after the Game, only for the game to pull a ''Series/LawAndOrder'' Style Epilogue. [[IWasJustJoking Allison's shocked reaction to this]] is what really sells this.
* Her review of the infamous ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' episode [[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS02E05ANightInSickbay "A Night In Sickbay"]] has a LOT of these.
** The intro:
-->'''Allison:''' Let me be upfront with y'all. I"m not a Trekkie, I'm just a Creator/ScottBakula fan. But even I, with rudimentary ''Franchise/StarTrek'' knowledge, can easily say that ''Enterprise'' is a pile of hot steaming garbage. As I sit through the interminably long episodes of this mess I find my sanity slipping away. At times it feels like maybe space is a boring, horny expanse. Maybe women do randomly loose their shirts during important missions. That's just how life is. Who knows after Enterprise has fried my brain like ice cream on a hot sidewalk?
** "Just to prep you for how bad things are going to get, "A Night in Sickbay" is a continuation of [[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS01E22VoxSola the episode where they fight a giant pile of space semen.]] By the way, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer there's an episode where the crew fight a giant pile of space semen.]]"
** "Porthos has picked up some kind of pathogen and will be spending most of the episode in the dying box AWW LOOK AT THE LITTLE DOGGIE HE'S SO CUTE!"
** Allison playing "Turn Down For What" after T'Pol calls Archer out for letting his pride get in the way of things.
** The "Trained Diplomat Captain Archer" sequence, where she punctuates each "Trained diplomat Captain Archer" with a freeze frame of him being an asshole.
--->'''Allison:''' "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer is told about the tree pissing incident and when told T'Pol apologized for him, he gets upset. "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer is mad because the aliens get offended too easily, forgetting that "Dog pisses on sacred tree" is less an alien offense and more of a "regular" offense". "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer says they [[InsaneTrollLogic should've checked to see if there was a pathogen in the air that his dog and that it's their fault.]] "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer refuses to do their proposed act of contrition. "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer takes back any sort of apology and spends the rest of the episode whining like a xenophobic idiot even though they need this part for their ship to run. "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer.\\
'''Captain Archer:''' If anything happens to Porthos, ''I'll be the one watering their Alvera trees''. \\
'''Allison:''' "''Trained. Diplomat.''"\\
'''Tucker:''' [[InformedAbility Well yer a trained diplomat!]]
** "He proceeds to angrily watch Water Polo because he's the whitest person to ever white. And now he's throwing a ball against the wall like a kid who just found out their parents are getting a divorce. Probably thinking up some more zingers about pissing on things. He's so likable!"
** "Yes, Captain, tell me the stories of your wang. Your dog's life depends on it."
** Her flabbergasted reaction to the show in general is just great.
--->'''Allison''' {Panicked noises} I'm losing my damn mind right now! In a series full of poor ideas "Dog funeral nightmare that turns into a sex dream" is the worst of them. Somebody ''wrote'' this! They acted this out!
** Responding to the infamous "I"m doing the breast I can" line by dryly saying "I hate this show" and then showing a promo for the episode not only leading with that but playing up Archer and T'Pol's sexual tension as a featured part of the episode.
--->'''Allison:''' Oh god why?!
** "Let it be known that on October 16th 2002, Emmy Award winning actor Scott Bakula was forced to say the line 'Porthos, my Beagle, my pal.' "
** "[[ARareSentence Stop talking about how much you want to bone T'Pol while he's performing surgery on your taxidermied juice dog!]]"
** Allison being happy that Captain Archer is being forced to swallow his pride and make up for his awful actions by doing the aliens act of contrition... only to snap once she sees that involves a shirtless tattooed Scott Bakula in dreadlocks with a chainsaw.
--->'''Allison:''' Well that's good. An actual apology that can help the character grow- ''[cut to dreadlocks chainsaw scene]'' what the fuck IS THIS? Why is Scott Bakula in dreadlocks with a chainsaw?! Who is this for?! ''[Archer winks]'' NO don't wink!
* Her live reading of ''Literature/{{Modelland}}'' is full of gems.
** After learning of the land of [[Main/LandDownUnder Didgeridoo]], she broke in laughter after reading out loud "The land of Didgeridoo" for a third time and summarize one of the many problems of the made-up terms of the book:
--->'''Allison:''' (Facepalming after bursting into laughter) ...That's sound stupid when you read it out loud, Huh? .
** Allison beginning to sing a song from the book [[ThisIsGonnaSuck before realizing that it continues for pages and pages.]]
** All the DoubleTake she does when she read a new name or made-up term, culminating with the character of "Bestosterone", where she need to stop for a moment after reading it.
** Allison almost lose it when she discover that Modelland [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer uses colours to tell time]].
** Her growing bafflement to all the terrifying and squicky imagery from the book [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids supposedly for kids ]].
--->'''Allison:'''What in the World ?! [...] You know of all the things i heard about Modelland, This never came up.This never came up... Why is that? Why no one bring up the big music monster. The big music monster in the lake with THOUSAND OF SKULLS?!
** Her doing an AsideGlance when [[Main/AuthorAvatar Tyra's adult stand-in, C~L]] admit she's kinda crazy.
** The flat voice she use when reading a sentence in the acknowledgements, where Tyra admits [[FollowTheLeader she wanted to do her own version of Harry Potter after reading it in New York]] only for her to giggle when the sentence end with [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Tyra thanking the Hudson river, despite not being blue enough to her taste.]]
** After Tyra continue to dropname things, Allison has a startling revelation:
--->'''Allison:'''She spent a lot of time thanking places, she thanked the beach for not complaining about the extension cord, not the people...(Allison break into laughter).