* ''Alien Resurrection'' also has several moments of humor, though mostly dark comedy.
** Captain Elgyn of the ''Betty'' giving an officer on the ''Auriga'' his authorization.
--> "Here is my authorization, son; it's E.A.T.M.E.
--> "I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that please?"
* "Intruder on level one. All aliens please report to level one."
* Ripley has just been captured by the aliens, but the others are forced to flee and are unable to go back and help her.
--> '''Call:''' "We can't leave her! This isn't right."
--> '''Purvis:''' ''(gloomily)'' "I've been telling myself that all day..."
* Johner and Vriess screaming on re-entry.
--> '''Johner:''' "What's burning?!"
--> '''Vreiss:''' "US!"
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Johner:''' "SHIT! You're right!"
* The 2003 Special Edition has a scene of Ripley asking the scientists if they're from Weyland-Yutani. Turns out WY doesn't exist anymore - [[EpicFail it was bought out by Wal Mart]]. Even more funny, they probably have their own military now because of this.
* When Gediman is trying to teach Ripley how to say "fork" and tries not to laugh when she pronounces it like "fuck".
* [=DiStephano=]'s SkewedPriorities upon finding out [[spoiler: Call is a robot]]. He starts geeking out right in front of her and looks positively giddy to meet [[spoiler: an android]].
** Now even better as it's ''exactly'' like Raymond Cruz's most famous role as [[Series/BreakingBad Tuco Salamanca]], which this performance is otherwise nothing like.
** Purvis' reaction:
--> '''Purvis:''' Great. She's a toaster.
* A CallBack to Ripley pulling out a Xenomorph's inner mouth and handing it to Call as a souvenir. When she gets into a fight with Johner, she grabs his tongue and asks Call if she wants another souvenir.
* Ripley manages to join the Betty crew at the last minute.
--> '''Johner:''' I thought you were dead!
--> '''Ripley:''' Yeah, I get that a lot.
* In a hilarious error, the movie clip of ''Alien: Resurrection'' where the doctor is kidnapped has the subtitles hilariously fail, usually with references to modern pop culture. See it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFN4NtioY8Q
* Ripley, tired of Johner's insulting of Call, grabs his tongue and offers to give it to Call as a souvenir, in a call back to when she ripped out the alien's tongue and gave it to Call. Even more humorous is the fact that it's Creator/SigourneyWeaver doing it to ultimate badass Creator/RonPerlman.