* When Jerry Cantrell met William Duvall (who would later on replace Layne Staley as the frontman of the band) during the band's reunion concerts, the first thing he said to him was "cool hair."
* From "Real Thing:" "[[{{Narm}} Sexual chocolate, baby!]]"
* When the band played "Sludge Factory" on ''MTV Unplugged'', Layne accidentally sings part of the second verse ("There's no pressure besides brilliance / Let's say by day 9") after singing one part of the first verse ("You insult me in my home / You're forgiven this time"). Layne Staley cuts loose a PrecisionFStrike in response to the screw-up.
* The chorus to "[[TheSomethingSong Nothin' Song]]:" "Well, the nothin' song sticks to your mouth / like [[MindScrew peanut butter on the brain]] / [[{{Narm}} Ayeeee]]-[[LargeHam eeeeeee]] / Nothing ever stays the same."
** This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment when you consider that Layne wrote the lyrics, and their [[WordSaladLyrics completely nonsensical nature]] was likely because he was fucked out of his tree at the time of writing.
* "I wish I could just hug you all, but I'm not gonna," says Layne Staley after their unplugged performance of "The Killer Is Me."
* The band's 1993 Series/HeadbangersBall [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpdCGfaxl7w episode]], full stop.
* Footage of the band cutting up on their ''Music Bank'' DVD is frequently hilarious; one such instance is Layne singing "Bleed the Freak" like a lounge singer.
* Their early HairMetal [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness material]].
* The entirety of the hidden track "Love Song" on their ''Sap'' EP.
* Tom Araya from Music/{{Slayer}} on the hidden track "Iron Gland" from ''Dirt'': "[[LargeHam I am IROOOOOON GLAAAAAND!!!]]"
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