* What's the first thing that Jerry Cantrell said to William Duvall? "Nice hair."
* From "Real Thing": "[[{{Narm}} Sexual chocolate, baby!]]"
* When the band played "Sludge Factory" on ''MTV Unplugged'', they screw up. Layne Staley: "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck!]]"
* The chorus to "[[TheSomethingSong Nothin' Song]]": "Well, the nothin' song sticks to your mouth / like [[MindScrew peanut butter on the brain]] / [[{{Narm}} Ayeeee]]-[[LargeHam eeeeeee]] / Nothing ever stays the same."
* "I wish I could just hug you all, but I'm not gonna," says Layne Staley after their unplugged performance of "The Killer Is Me".
* The band's 1993 [[{{MTV}} Headbanger's Ball]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzmZsQR90I4 episode]], full stop.
* Footage of the band cutting up on their ''Music Bank'' DVD is frequently hilarious; one such instance is Layne singing "Bleed the Freak" like a lounge singer.
* Their early HairMetal [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness material.]]
* The entirety of the hidden track "Love Song" on their ''Sap'' EP. "Kiss the midget."
* Tom Araya from Music/{{Slayer}} on the hidden track "Iron Gland" from ''Dirt'': "[[LargeHam I am IROOOOOON GLAAAAAND!!!]]"