* The very audible sex scene between Ali and Julie, followed by the DoubleEntendre filled speech from the prime minister about his [[MistakenForGay meeting with a foreign president.]]
* [[spoiler: Borat]] calling Ali G a cocksucker. His accent actually softened when he said it.
* The scene where the Massive massiv break into parliament is this mixed with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* While saving Ricky and Dave from suffocating in a sealed room, Ali walks in on them [[spoiler:having anal sex.]]
** "We figured if we were going to die that we might as well give it a go".
* "Well I put it to you...dat you sucked off a 'orse!", followed by a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial.
** [[spoiler: And proof in the very end.]]
* Ali's hunger strike, which barely lasts an hour because he wants to try some KFC chicken dippas.
** "Startin' again from now!"
** Immediately after, the HumiliationConga that starts with the East Staines Massiv de-pantsing him while he's chained to a fence and ends with an old blind guy accidentally giving him a handjob while trying to polish said fence.
* "Here's me phone. Set it to vibrate and finish yo'self off!"
* Ali's address to a group of feminists: "ALL DA BITCHES IN DA HOUSE SAY 'AYO!'" He then tells them that he owns many of their videos and promises to lower taxes on strap-ons.
** And his [[CrossingTheLineTwice taunting of a fat kid whom he'd been told mere seconds ago was a victim of bullying.]]
--> '''David Carlton:''' Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
-->'''Ali G:''' What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
-->'''David Carlton:''' That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
-->'''Ali G: ''[[Main/BluntYes Yes.]]'''''
* "Don't be a spannah, "it" ain't a real word. It's short for "innit", innit?"
* R.E.S.T.E.C.P!
* "Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho!"
* "If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole."
* "Furthermore, I am a bellend. I like to take it up the batty. Yes, I do. It feel really nice and is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks. Honest!"
* Ali G's random soundbytes that interrupt the movie and provide no real exposition.
* "Switch on the engine, pass it on" becomes "Bitch on a pension, suck my dong!"
* The stoned U.S. President.
--> '''U.S. President:''' All those in favour of sending Iraq down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolates please say "aye"!
* Ali G's dream in the beginning of the film.
** Ali confronts a Mexican hoodlum mistreating his escorts. After the hoodlum spits on his car, he gets out to face him, starts hawking, and only manages to make a small spit. After using a tissue to clean it up:
--> '''Ali G''': You made me use me last tissue. Me ain't got another one now!
** As the hoodlum's gang assembles to open fire upon him, the hoodlum curses at Ali in Spanish. Ali responds with: "You what? [[TalkToTheHand Speak to da hand, 'cuz da face, it ain't listenin.]]" After the hoodlum gives his crew a command, the gang opens fire. Ali grabs two Uzis and starts firing, managing to shoot two thugs... and a random old lady.
--> '''Ali G''': [[ApologeticAttacker Sorry!]]
** When he spots a young kid running in the street to retrieve his soccer ball, and a truck heading his way, he runs towards him while dodging bullets in a number of hilarious ways, such as doing a cartwheel. At one point, his {{Gag Penis}} bursts out of his jeans leg, which he tucks back in.
** After saving the kid, [[MoreDakka he grabs a random M-16 from the ground and dispatches the gang]]... only to find another gang training their weapons at him. He fires his M-16, but it has run out of bullets. So he mimes gunfire, and the gang laughs and open fire on him. [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy The bullets manage to form an outline around Ali]], and he deflects two bullets with his rings on his hand. [[OhCrap The gang realizes he cannot be defeated and run away.]] Ali quips, "[[BondOneLiner Unlucky!]]" and walks away to reveal his bullet outline... gag penis included.
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