-->"Now this is the tale of Captain Crashride, [[CreativeDifferences by his crew condemned and damned]]
-->And if that wasn't bad enough, [[ReplacementScrappy they replaced him with a baldy man]]
-->Now his ghost haunts the sea, [[FlyingDutchman eternally he's doomed to wander]]
-->Mayhap you'll hear his deathly cry: [[ProductPlacement "Come on, son, buy a Honda!"]]
* The ending to their cover of "You Are A Pirate", which has one of them muttering "Ya gobshite" at the end.
* The entire bonus track "Questing Upon the Poop Deck," especially the penultimate line: [[spoiler: [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This song's not about anal sex."]]]]