* He once wrote a comic about the Kool-Aid Man. [[http://www.againwiththecomics.com/2008/07/alan-moore-peter-bagge-and-kool-aid-man.html No, seriously.]]
* His reply to Zack Snyder regarding ''Watchmen'' After Snyder commented that the most he could hope for at least was that "He'd accidentally catching a couple seconds of it while changing channels in [[BritainIsOnlyLondon London]]".
---> '''Moore''': [[DeadPanSnarker Well I don't know who's got my DVD player in ''London]]''- [[note]] Moore famously lives in '''Northampton'''[[/note]]
---> '''Moore''': -but I'm ''never'' watching the fucking thing!
* It might not be in the best of taste, but his TakeThat to Creator/GrantMorrison, superhero fans and the comic book industry, a 15,000 word piece he wrote during Christmas 2013 is hilarious to read for the command of language to barely restrain the venom and vitriol unleashed at his targets.