* The Mayor speeding down the road in a great big 1980s land boat car, throwing garbage out the window.
-->'''The Mayor:''' I don't give a hoot, ''I pollute!''
** The League, giving chase in their Action-Mobile (A toy car) face down the Mayor for a game of Chicken. Neither car stops, but since the Mayor is driving a ''normal'' sized car, the League gets run over.
* "Incident at Chlorine Lake":
** Bill the Lab Guy is in an observation cage, watching the Trophy Bass. Then it starts ramming the cage, super dramatic music plays, and Bill yells, "Oh no! I was afraid of this!" The combination of absurd imagery, the music, and Bill's [[DullSurprise tone of voice]] makes it a really funny scene.
** The Trophy Bass attacking its first swimmer. Meltman mistakes it as him waving because he's one of their fans.
* "Yay! The mayor's toast! Boooo! So are we!"
* From "Big Baby":
** After the Mayor unveils the big baby at a circus sideshow:
--->'''Thunder Girl:''' Awww, it's a witsy-bitsy baby!\\
'''Stinky Diver:''' Blimey! It's a grotesque parody of human life!
** This exchange:
--->'''Stinky:''' Smash it, crush it, destroy it!\\
'''Bill:''' No, Big Baby's a rare creature, to be studied, not destroyed. Let us use reason, not violence.\\
'''Chief:''' Say, um, Bill, there's something we've been meaning to tell you.\\
'''Thundergirl:''' Uh, yeah. Big Baby sort of grabbed your daughter, Quarky, and ran off with her.\\
'''Bill:''' [[PapaWolf That thing has my daughter? Aaah! Smash it, crush it, destroy it!]] ''(Tape Measure knocks him back)'' Ow.
* Any time the Chief says "BLAST IT!"
* The Body-Eating Virus episode has the Flesh infected with the dread disease. Bill shows the heroes video feed of what's happening to him... and we see a game of VideoGame/PacMan.
** From the same episode, the League have been infected, and are all reduced to just heads.
--->'''Announcer:''' Meanwhile, the League has gathered together for a touching, final farewell...\\
'''Chief:''' Blast it! If I had any legs left, I'd stomp all you fool-heads into the ground!
* When the League is on trial for their incompetence, and the Flesh is the only one who has yet to make a defense statement.
-->'''Chief:''' (Looks to the camera) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well, we'll see you at the reunion show!]]
* The Chief's reaction to the League being cloned in 'Tears of a Clone''
-->'''Chief:''' AAAHHHH!!! HOLY MOTHER OF MOTHERS!!\\
'''Leagues:''' Hi, Chief!\\
'''Bill the Lab Guy:''' Oh no, I was afraid of this.\\
'''Chief:''' No, you weren't, you pointy-headed geek! ''I WAS!!''
** The Chief's ultimate solution to get three Action Leagues under control? Clone himself ten times.
--->'''Chiefs:''' QUIET YOU, NITWITS!\\
'''First Chief:''' GET YOUR REARS IN GEAR!\\
'''Second Chief:''' PRONTO!\\
'''Third Chief:''' OR YOU'RE IN MORE TROUBLE THAN A BARRACUDA AT A BARMITZMAH!\\
'''Fourth Chief:''' A SKI JUMPER AT A SKEET SHOOT!\\
'''Fifth Chief:''' A JACKRABBIT ON THE JERSEY TURNPIKE!\\
'''Chiefs:''' NOW MOVE OUT!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "We've all been Hoovered!"]]
* "Armageddon Outta Here":
** The ColdOpen has Bill the Lab Guy introducing the League to stargazing. But The Flesh's stupidity [[NotSoStoic proves too much for even him]]:
-->'''The Flesh:''' Hey, what are you guys looking at?\\
'''Bill:''' The stars, Flesh.\\
'''The Flesh:''' Goody! I want to see [[Creator/SandraBullock Sandra Bullocks!]]\\
''(Flesh knocks over the rest of the League)''\\
'''Bill:''' Argh, I don't know why I even bother.
** As the League flies through outer space on a (model) space shuttle while trying to find [[ColonyDrop the meteor hurtling towards Earth]], they all sing a funny variation of "The Wheels on the Bus"...
--->'''League''': ''The engines on the rocket go Vroom Vroom Vroom,''\\
''Vroom Vroom Vroom, Vroom Vroom Vroom,''\\
''The engines on the rocket go Vroom Vroom Vroom!''
** The opening narration to the second part...
--->'''Narrator''': ''A planet: doomed. A rocket: kaboomed! As a deadly showdown approaches, our ill-fated four reflect on the meaning of their lives.''\\
'''Thunder Girl''': I never got to direct!\\
'''Meltman''': I may have only been a chunk of melted plastic, but I tried!\\
'''Stinky Diver''': You blokes aren't such tossers after all.\\
'''The Flesh''': Gollers! I'm naked!
** At the end of the episode, the League ends up stranded on the meteor after knocking it out of the Earth's orbit. Back on Earth, this exchange occurs.
--->'''Bill:''' Don't worry, Chief. According to my calculations, the meteor will return to the Earth's orbit in another 100,000 years.\\
'''The Chief''' (''wearing a fez and holding a drink''): Do I look worried?
* From "Yurplastic Park":
** When the League try to evacuate the island after The Flesh gets eaten by a T-Rex:
--->'''Stinky:''' Head for the chopper!\\
(''The T-rex smashes the helicopter with his foot'')\\
'''Stinky:''' [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat Head away from the chopper!]]
** Before the commercial break:
--->'''Stinky:''' Blimey! Is the League about to become a buffet for a B-movie behemoth?\\
'''Narrator:''' Errr... that's what I was gonna say.
** This exchange at the end:
--->'''Admiral:''' Commence bombing!\\
'''Bill:''' Wait, you can't! Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels!\\
'''Admiral:''' Sequels? Cancel that order, gunner! We've got a franchise to protect!\\
'''League:''' Yay!\\
'''Narrator:''' Not nearly the end...\\
(''During this time, the covers of Yurplastic Park's sequels are shown: "Yurplastic Park II: The Lost World", "Yurplastic Park III: It's Still Lost", and "Yurplastic Park IV: Now Where Did That World Go?"'')
* In "Winds of Evil", The Mayor uses a fan to blow down Meltman, The Flesh, and Thundergirl's houses. Stinky lets them take shelter in his house (a toilet) in exchange for them promising to spend the weekend at his beach house. At the end of the episode, Stinky's beach house is revealed to be a port-o-potty.
-->'''Thunder Girl:''' The smell!\\
'''Meltman:''' Can't... breathe!\\
'''The Flesh:''' Air, please.\\
'''Stinky:''' Hey, what are you guys doin' here? We're servin' dinner downstairs!\\
'''The Flesh, Thunder Girl, and Meltman:''' Help!
* The Narrator's never been one to shy away from mocking the League and highlighting their incompetence, but when The Danger Society shows up and puts the league to shame with their actual heroics in "Danger Society", he doesn't hide who he wants to win the wager and who he wants to leave town forever:
-->''"Is this the League's last hurrah? Or are we stuck with them forever? Stay tuned for the episode-ending conclusion of '''Action League Now!'''"''\\
''"With '''real''' superheroes threatening Action turf, the league must bet their future on a perilous rescue..."''
* "Roboflesh": The mayor kidnaps The Flesh and sends Roboflesh after the league.
-->'''Stinky:''' Hey, Flesh, I like the cut of your jib. You rock!\\
'''Roboflesh:''' You reek. ''(picks up Stinky and throws him)''
** When The Flesh shows up, the Chief tries to SpotTheImposter by asking them for the League password;
-->'''The Flesh:''' Deviled egg?\\
'''Roboflesh:''' Deviled egg.\\
'''Meltman:''' They're so much alike!\\
'''The Chief:''' And neither one of them knows the blasted password!
* This exchange in "Tune Up of Terror" when Hodge Podge causes the Action Mobile to spin out of control:
-->'''Stinky:''' Here comes lunch!\\
'''Flesh:''' Yummers!\\
''(Stinky throws up)''\\
'''Flesh:''' Yuckers!
* "Dog Day After School": Meltman stupidly letting go of the rocket he was riding high above the ground.
-->'''Thunder Girl:''' Meltman, you've gotta get control of the guidance system.\\
'''Meltman:''' Okay, but first... look, no hand! ''[falls]'' AAAAHHHHHH!
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