Take moments covering more than just this game over to the main Funny/AceAttorney page, please.

* The fourth case shows that Edgeworth liked to do glaring contests when he was younger. He has two, one versus a bailiff and another versus ''his own reflection''. [[spoiler:He loses the former, but wins the latter. How did he get his reflection to blink before he did? [[MindScrew Nobody knows]].]]
** There's a difference between staring and glaring; all you have to do to win a staring contest is not blink, but the point of glaring is to cow your opponent into submission. [[spoiler:That's right, Edgeworth ''cowed his own reflection into submission''. [[MindScrew Try figuring that one out]].]]
** And, to be fair, the bailiff was asleep. Edgeworth doesn't realize this immediately, though.
* You get to cross examine, of all people, the Judge:
--> '''Edgeworth:''' "Objection! Your honor...!
-->'''The Judge:''' "I cannot allow you to make an objection."
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "Wh-what? I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection."
-->'''The Judge:''' "Egads! I've been overruled?!
* Larry's second testimony in case 5, as it's essentially a non-stop stream of Edgeworth and everyone else present ripping into him.
* Pretty much anything between Edgeworth and Larry, honestly - the entire conversation about [[spoiler:why Larry was on the roof and Santa Claus being an unlawful trespasser -- and to boot, that the ides of March would be in a matter of hours, and Santa only comes in December]] was hilarious.
-->'''Edgeworth:''' [[spoiler: Santa Claus only comes on December the 24th. That's in December, you nitwit!!]]
* Anything in case 5 that has Edgeworth interact with the Steel Samurai mythos. Especially his reaction to Larry being the Steel Samurai. Imagine Nixon-like jowls.
-->Edgeworth: LAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!! YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
** Steel Samurai Sushi Slice!
*** If you present the autograph to Larry, Edgeworth gives this gem:
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Larry. I have one question for you, and depending on how you answer, I may let you live.
** And who didn't crack a smile when they examined the pool to find Larry popping out of the water?
* Three words...
-->'''Edgeworth:''' '''[[color:red:Objection!]]''' Go away!
* Case 4 has Edgeworth with a scene where he makes asks Detective Tyrell Badd a simple, off-handed question that causes him to bug his eyes out in a glare and reach into his tattered coat as if he's going to pull out a gun. Edgeworth himself believes the Detective is about to do just that... but all he does is pull out a ''mirror'' and proceed to scratch his beard while admiring his reflection.
* [[spoiler:Kay Faraday blows her nose in Edgeworth's cravat.]] Also causes some MoodWhiplash due to the TearJerker mood right beforehand when [[spoiler:everyone finds out Kay already knew her father had been killed]].
* "Um... Well... Uh... How should I put this... [[BrutalHonesty It's hideous]]."
** ("Hmm. Maybe that was a bit too direct.")
* Calisto Yew says something to get on Franziska's nerves, and Franziska readies her whip:
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Franziska, choose who you whip ''carefully'' or we could end up getting ''sued''-- ''(Is instantaneously whipped)'' -- Oww!
-->'''Franziska:''' There. I have chosen carefully, as you have asked.
-->''([[TheHyena Calisto]] breaks into hysterical laughter, which for once is actually appropriate.)''
** "What is ''wrong'' with these two women?! Why does [[BastardGirlfriend my pain give them delight]]?"
* Oldbag as [[spoiler:the Pink Badger]]? Clever. Oldbag as [[spoiler:the Pink Princess]]? Hilarious.
** Edgeworth's reactions to her are enough to make this game her best appearance. Cue BigNo.
-->'''Edgeworth (upon seeing Oldbag as [[spoiler: the Pink Badger]]):''' '...This has gone from [[NotMyLuckyDay "not my day"]] to "walking nightmare".'[[note]]Keep in mind the day began with him ''getting knocked over the head and tied up'', so "not my day" is actually an ''{{understatement}}''.[[/note]]
** Part of its fun is in the music they use. It really captures the moment perfectly.
-->'''Oldbag:''' Heh... This must be fate.
-->'''Edgeworth:''' How could this happen two days in a roooooow?!
* ''Turnabout Airlines'': "I-I pinky-swear on my honor as a prosecutor."
** Cammy Meele's first testimony. That is just the pinnacle of unhelpfulness.
** Also, when Franziska asks you about how you suppose Agent Hicks died, if you choose anything but [[spoiler:"free fall"]], HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Edgeworth''': Agent Hicks was trapped in the elevator, and died from oxygen loss!
--> '''Franziska''': (...)
--> '''Edgeworth''': A-and... [[IdiotBall he was bruised when he collapsed]].
--> ''(whipping)''
** When you first land, either before talking to Gumshoe or after, talk to the eating passenger. "[[MemeticMutation OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! In Soviet Russia, World Flags Lunchboxes eat j00!]]" and "[[MemeticMutation I feel a wave of CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ coming ON! It's over 9000!!! LULZ!]]" And the fun doesn't even stop there.
*** [[spoiler: It's Sal Manella and the lunch boxes are a wink to Angel Starr.]]
* Poor Edgeworth. Wendy Oldbag had been his tormentor and creepy stalker for so long...they just HAD to include her undershirt as a piece of evidence. Of course, [[ButtMonkey Franziska takes it the wrong way]] and think he's just being a pervert, while he's just as [[{{Squick}} squicked]] as the rest of us. It was still damn hilarious, though. Also, this quote from Lang:
--> ''Lang'': Aren't childhood friends the best?...For punching.
* Case 4 when you examine the hot dog selection on the vending machine:
-->'''Edgeworth:''' "When you're in hot water, you might need a hot dog."................Hmm...It looks like this slogan was decided through a public contest. And the winner was... Prosecutor Winston Payne...?
--> '''Franziska:''' Hmph. What a pathetic slogan. No presence at all! Now, if it were up to me, it would read... "If you leave matters in a von Karma's hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!"
-->'''Edgeworth:''' .............
-->'''''[[color:red:OBJECTION!]]'''''
-->'''Franziska:''' Overruled!
** The entire vending machine, really. Inspecting the "Defendant's Milk" leads Fran and Miles into a debate as to whether the milk is freshly milked ''by'' defendants or ''from'' defendants.
* Case 5 has a particularly priceless moment while examining the belongings of DiscOneFinalBoss [[spoiler: Shih-na/Yew]].
--> '''Edgeworth:''' "Let's examine her shoes."
--> '''Lang:''' "Hey Mr. Prosecutor. You know what they say about men who look at a woman's shoes?"
--> [[spoiler: '''Shih-na:''']] "Ahah! How scandalous!"
* Case 5, when someone objects, and everybody wonders who it was:
---> '''Forensics guy:''' It was meeeeeeeee!
** Which is the finisher to an entire ''conga line'' of increasingly unlikely objectors.
* The scene where Lang gives a gift to one of his men, saying that it's a present for his ''younger brother's wife's young brother's birthday!'' While Lang's 'pack' are going on about what great guy their ''shifu'' is, Edgeworth has these thoughts.
-->(...I should probably leave them to their "alone time.")
* "Don't sleep while [[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger I'm pointing my finger at you!]]"
* The fact that Cammy [[spoiler:''invokes'' her snot bubbles with a bubble pipe]] never ceases to make this troper giggle.
* Lang and Shih-na's joint reaction to the photograph of the Yatagarasu ([[spoiler:actually a statue wrapped in a coat]]) apparently flying through the air:
-->'''Lang:''' I know you may not have realized this, but...
-->''Shih-na shows up out of nowhere so they can both [[MundaneMadeAwesome dramatically]] [[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger point]] in unison''
-->'''Lang:''' ...[[CaptainObvious people can't fly]].
-->'''Edgeworth''' Of course I know that! That's [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch bloody]] common sense!
* Edgeworth's response to Gumshoe when inspecting Portsman's door in the first case:
-->'''Gumshoe:''' Aha! So I guess only a great cat burglar could get in! That must be who our culprit is!
-->'''Edgeworth:''' ...Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?
* At the end of case 4, Franziska's response to Gumshoe calling Detective Badd "Pops".
-->'''Franziska:''' "Pops?"...? Watched one too many detective dramas recently, have we?
-->'''Edgeworth:''' (Way to single-handedly destroy the cheery atmosphere with one snarky comment.)
* Zinc Lablanc falling through the air in slow-motion, as while this is going on, dramatic music is playing.
** Not to mention, what caused him to fall down in the first place. He was mad at an officer for not letting him in the crime scene. Lablanc then threatens the officer that he's now resorted to use force instead. Cue Lablanc giving the officer one pathetic shove and not even getting the officer to budge as he falls off the railing.
** And while this is happening, Edgeworth and Franziska discuss about the victim's cause of death and don't even bother looking. Meanwhile, Gumshoe is beside them and is just ''begging'' to get the two to notice. [[spoiler:Of course, Edgeworth ''has'' noticed, but Lablanc falling over the railing has given him a EurekaMoment which he's discussing with Franziska now.]]
--->'''Gumshoe''': ...You two aren't listening at all, aren't you...?

* When Yumihiko has to [[spoiler: find evidence his father threw out.]]
** Any testimony by Yumihiko, period. But the first one still stands out, as most players ''really'' don't see its sheer absurdity coming. [[BGMOverride His theme even plays over it!]]
* Yumihiko in Case 3 gives us this gem:
-->'''Yumihiko:''' [[EurekaMoment I get it now...! Yeah. That's it!]]
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Huh... what did you realize?
-->'''Yumihiko:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic The victim commited suicide! And he thought he'd look refined if he died in an art gallery!]]
-->'''Edgeworth:''' ................
* Kay's ''Entrance'' in case 1.
* Whenever Hakari uses her gavel. Especially when she "overrules" what is essentially a ''pickup line'' from [[ChivalrousPervert Tateyuki]] in Case 2.
* Present incorrect evidence when cross-examining Marie Miwa and you get this exchange:
-->'''Edgeworth:''' Warden, would you have a look at this evidence?
-->'''Marie:''' What's this, Edgey. You want my attention so badly?
-->'''Edgeworth:''' No, I didn't mean...
-->'''Marie:''' I'll give you as many hugs as you like!
-->'''Tateyuki:''' [[TheGlomp Miles, run!]]
-->'''Edgeworth:''' O...kay.
* The sequel's final boss's breakdown, in which [[spoiler: he gets the crap beaten out of him by the circus animals.]]