* The scene where Bartleby is eating the brownie while telling Hoyt that the college wasn't for sale.
** And the "blow shit up" kid telling Hoyt it's SHIT, "the best college ever", then finds the door locked; he asks if it's a test.
* Sherman reacting to a JumpScare, and the resulting noise he makes.
* "Ask me about my wiener," among many others.
* Everything that Lewis Black says, seriously!
* "WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?! *chomp!*"
* No mention of the wads?
* The scene at the very end, where that one kid [[spoiler:successfully blows up the Dean's car with his mind.]]
* SmugSnake: [[StrawmanHasAPoint "How does one major in bumper stickers?"]]
* When Bartleby starts to show Monica around the SHIT campus, they pass the kitchen- the doors suddenly belch out flames and smoke, and Glen is ejected covered in yellow goop. When Bartleby asks what the hell happened, Glen responds "an explosion of flavor- I'm working with very unstable herbs!"