* The entire sequence when Crocker disguises his van as an ice-cream truck. Complete with [[EarWorm Pop Goes The Weasel]] playing in the background and Crocker laughing maniacally.
** Made even funnier when Crocker then turns the ice-cream truck into a spinach truck to scare children away. "AHHH...SPINACH!!" And, then cue a whole bunch of sailors. "AHOY! SPINACH!"
* Timmy: "When this is over, I'm wishing for a world without puns."
** Made funnier with Cosmo and Wanda's commentary track, where they say the same thing.
* "SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
** "Sir, we could've blown the bridge without scrambling the fairies."
*** "I '''LIKE''' TO SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
** "Sir, we usually just poof to Earth. We didn't have to destroy the bridge."
*** "I '''LIKE''' TO DESTROY THE BRIDGE!"
* Cosmo. 30-second Pecs. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Awesome]] and hilarious.
-->'''Crocker''': (just before Cosmo wails on him) [[OhCrap Oh poopie]]. (A bunch of stilled shots of him being hit, including [[MidBattleTeaBreak one where Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Crocker are laughing and drinking tea]] just before the last punch still.)
* The Food Fight scene, with raining muffins. Then the climax where Bippy eats the Magic Muffin.
-->'''Cosmo and Wanda''': Oh no!
-->'''Timmy''': He's making a WIIIIIIISH! (he and everyone else in the cafeteria runs for their lives)
* After Bippy makes his wish, the theme song plays with Bippy replacing Timmy and a different set of lyrics.
-->'''Chorus:''' They are his Odd Primates! Fairly Odd Primates!
* Crocker's harpoon misses Timmy and reels in Principal Waxelplax. For explanation, he blurts out, "I love you!" Her response: "Oh, well, this is so sudden... and unwanted."
-->'''Cosmo:''' Timmy, if you want the muffin back, why don't you just wish for it back?
-->'''Timmy:''' That's a great idea, Cosmo! I wish I had the muffin back!
-->'''Wanda:''' We can't do that! You know as well as I do that muffin is more powerful than we are!
-->'''Cosmo:''' Well, duh -- [[LiteralMinded I was just wondering why he hadn't asked.]]
* The RunningGag of Wanda getting brown stuff thrown in her face by Bippy, a monkey.
--> '''Wanda''': PLEASE be mud...