* The entire sequence during Abra-Catastrophe when Crocker disguises his van as an ice-cream truck. Complete with [[EarWorm Pop Goes The Weasel]] playing in the background and Crocker laughing maniacally.
** Made even funnier when Crocker then turns the ice-cream truck into a spinach truck to scare children away. "AHHH...SPINACH!!" And, then cue a whole bunch of sailors. "AHOY! SPINACH!"
* Timmy: "When this is over, I'm wishing for a world without puns."
** Made funnier with Cosmo and Wanda's commentary track, where they say the same thing.
* "SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
** "Sir, we didn't really need to scramble the fairies."
*** "I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!"
*** "Sir, we usually just poof to Earth. You didn't have to destroy the bridge."
*** "I LIKE TO DESTROY THE BRIDGE!"
* Cosmo. 30-second Pecs. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Awesome]] and hilarious.
-->'''Crocker''': (just before Cosmo wails on him) [[OhCrap Oh poopie]]. (A bunch of stilled shots of him being hit, including [[MidBattleTeaBreak one where Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Crocker are laughing and drinking tea]] just before the last punch still.)
* The Food Fight scene, with raining muffins. Then the climax where Bippy eats the Magic Muffin.
-->'''Cosmo and Wanda''': Oh no!
-->'''Timmy''': He's making a WIIIIIIISH! (he and everyone else in the cafeteria runs for their lives)