* "Help yourself, [[PrecisionFStrike fucker]]!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Jesse:''' Something is trying to get inside my body!
-->'''Grady:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, and she's female, and she's waiting for you in the cabana]]. [[HoYay And YOU wanna sleep with me]].
* Jesse dancing by himself in his room. It quickly becomes ''very'' homoerotic. And then his mother and (supposed) love interest walk in on him.