* "According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
* "You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
** Doubles as GettingCrapPastTheRadar, since you're not allowed to say ''that name'' in kids' shows.
** "[[CallBack I got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'...]] we're going bowling on Sunday!"
*** "Ah man, me and Satan are going roller-skating on Sunday! You cannot trust that guy!"
* In "[=RomANTS=]", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:
--> '''Paisley:''' I've got food lodged in my [[Series/SesameStreet Snuffleuffagus!]]
--> '''Olive:''' Does she mean her esophagus?
--> '''Lexi:''' Yes. Her brain is oxygen starved-more than usual!
** In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)
-->'''Sophie:''' Can I have your juice box?
-->'''Gibson:''' No! You may be my girlfriend, but you're still a girl. I don't want to get cooties!
-->'''Sophie:''' Give me it!
-->'''Gibson:''' No!
-->'''Sophie:''' DOODY HEAD! ''(pours a bucket of sand on Gibson's head, then storms off)''
-->'''Gibson:''' Come on, babe, we can work this out!
* Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community [[GagBoobs Chest]] is probably the best boob joke made on the Disney[=/=]Family Channel.
* [[Series/BeverlyHills90210 High]] [[Series/PrettyLittleLiars Heels]] [[Series/TheLyingGame High]] from "[=SciANTs=] Fair".
-->'''Chyna''': And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced!
* in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of teargas around his house.
-->'''Chyna:''' Dad are you crying?
-->'''Darryl Parks:''' Nah, it's just... There's tear gas left on this uniform. *wipes his eyes on his daughter's uniform* Aah! That ''is'' tear gas left on that uniform!
** And later on:
-->'''Cameron:''' Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying?
-->'''Darryl Parks:''' Of course not, there's tear gas left on this pillow. *wipes his eyes on the pillow* Aah! Why is this stuff all over the house?!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihi1RWgFro8/ The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.]]
* From the ChristmasEpisode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the [[Literature/AChristmasCarol ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future]]:
-->'''Fletcher:''' Your past alone would take at least a month.\\
'''Olive:''' And considering your age, I'm surprised you even ''have'' a future.
** Don't forget, Chyna's and Cameron's father, Darryl, [[ButtMonkey ALWAYS get himself hurt every Christmas.]]
-->'''Chyna:''' I love Christmas putting up lights, taking Dad to the Emergency Room, Putting up the tree, taking Dad to the emergency room, singing Christmas carols, [[RuleOfThree taking Dad to the Emergency room.]]
* When Chyna attempts to do the Dougie, the Robot, and [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the Dougie and the Robot]], a mortified Cameron responds "You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible".
* The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
** Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
** From the same episode, "Cthulhu demands macaroons!"
* Lexi griping about her role in ''Film/{{Grease}}'':
-->'''Lexi:''' I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde.
* Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while [[ItMakesSenseInContext wearing a doughnut costume]].
** How about the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKAjKOuGHSA/ Donut Song?]]
* Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
* This line:
-->'''Paisley:''' "Huh, [[ConversationalTroping in the movies]] the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits ragtag team of misfits]] usually win, not the team headed by the [[AlphaBitch evil blonde cheerleader.]] (''{{beat}}'') I'll get this one. [[CatchPhrase Shut up, Paisley!]]"
* When Gibson gets fired in one episode he states that it was either him or that weird crossing guard who always yells "CAR! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!".
* In [=amusemANT park=], Chyna and Cameron tries to earn money after spending all of theirs on games ([[ItMakesSenseInContext One is throwing money in the toilet while the other is the giant floor piano]]). When they set up a game booth, ([[ButtMonkey with Cameron as one of the targets]]), that little girl shows up and hits all the targets, with Cameron, several times.
* In ballet [=dANTster=], [[ItMakesSenseInContext there's the Ballet Football with the Lily Pads against the Swans.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnMHjcWxYI/I wish I was making this up...]]
* In "The [=ANTagonist=]", when Olive and Fletcher are about to fight. Chyna stops them and says,
---> '''Chyna:''' I'm done talking. There's only one thing left to do, sing. (while she looks in the air and smiles.)
** Then a spotlight and her guitar appear in the Ant Farm. And Chyna says she used her allowance to hire roadies. You know, since she sings so much.
* In the episode "[=ConfinemANT=]", when Principal Skidmore does a kind deed, the [=ANTs=] hug her, then Fletcher pulls away saying "Ugh, she's so bony"
* In the episode "[=Creative ConsultANT=]", whenever someone saids "Shut Up!", the "Shut Up! Polka" is played.
** In the same episode, other people played this song as well the third time when Sequoia said shut up.
--> '''Chyna:''' Wow, the Shut Up Polka has gotten really popular!
* In "[=ANTswers=]", Chyna gives [[FirstPersonCamera Principal Skidmore a hairpin that is actually a wireless webcam]] and on the monitor, we she her made a student leave unhappy, cut up a slice of strawberry pie and put in on the plate, then [[BigEater eats the rest of the pie like a P-I-G]].
** Then we get this exchange:
-->'''Olive:''' What's Skidmore looking at now?
-->'''Chyna:''' Oh. She's looking at a group of kids. And it looks like they're watching something on a monitor. (Now realizing Skidmore is behind them) [[OhCrap Uh oh]].
* In "unforeseen [=circumstANTs=]", [[ItMakesSenseInContext Olive attempts to disguise herself as a table]]. When Kennedy sees Table!Olive, she mentions having a table just like it at home.
* In ''[=MeANT to Be=]'' Angus in anger management. He is raging that [[spoiler: Olive and Fletcher are dating]] and that Chyna is rejecting his advances. He vents his frustrations by throwing a lamp in the center of the room.
** Also, Lexi's reaction.
-->'''Lexi:''' Why didn't anyone tell me about ''this'' club? This club is ''awesome!''