* At the end of the trailer:
--> '''Wanda''': [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie]].
--> '''Cosmo''': [[InvertedTrope I've got a paper cut]]!
* "I decide who's naughty or nice. Sometimes I decide who's just downright annoying."
* Every line Crocker says in this movie.
* When the Christmas Spirit dissipates down to zero everyone in Dimmsdale becomes miserable...except for [[CardCarryingVillain Vicky]] who becomes absolutely ''ecstatic''.
* The scene where Crocker is tasked to clean up reindeer poop, he ends up scooping up purple rocks.
--> '''Crocker''': Who knew reindeer poop was so sparkly.
* Any scene with Jorgen von Strangle being the victim of Santa's amnesia-related moments, especially when Santa thought he was in a rodeo and roped Jorgen.