* ''Literature/ADirtyJob'', also by Moore, contains two things that should never be said by Charlie's daughter Sophie in her first grade classroom. "Kitty" and "Not in the butt." Also? The tea party. (Quote may be paraphrased.)
-->'''Charlie''': Do you know why we're different, sweetheart?
-->'''Sophie''': Because we're the white devil and can't be trusted?
* Mrs. Korjev and her over the top clichéd Russian-ness, down to her "LIKE BEAR." CatchPhrase.