Despite its dark nature, the film version of ''Film/AClockworkOrange'' has some scenes that are actually pretty funny:

* The second time they're in the Milk Bar, a woman is singing classical music. Alex is enraptured by this, his gaze focused on her the whole time. [[MomentKiller Then Dim blows a loud raspberry]], making Alex instinctively [[OffhandBackhand wallop him with his cane without even looking back at him]].
* Mr. Deltoid drinking out of a glass of water containing a pair of dentures.
* The [[FastForwardGag fast-forwarded]] threesome, set to a frantic synth rendition of the [[StandardSnippet William Tell Overture.]]
* While Pete, Georgie and Dim are waiting for Alex to come out of his apartment, Dim is sitting in a broken baby carriage, pretending to drive a car.
* The fight scene involving the Cat Lady and Alex. And this earlier exchange:
-->'''Cat Lady:''' W-what the [[PrecisionFStrike bloody hell]] do you want?!\\
'''Alex:''' Well, to be perfectly honest, madam, [[BlatantLies I'm taking part in an international students' contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.]]
** Alex's reaction towards the CrazyCatLady's perverted taste in "art" combined with Creator/MalcolmMcDowell's delivery is first-class.
--->'''Alex:''' [[RuleOfThree Naughty, naughty, naughty]], you [[DirtyOldWoman filthy old soomka]]!
** He gets particularly interested in the phallic statue standing right next to him and starts poking it, much to the lady's annoyance. Much to his surprise, the statue starts rocking and he jumps back a bit.
** What ultimately provokes the lady into attacking him? Alex [[GroinAttack karate chopping the statue]] twice!
** There's something to be said for the absurdity of the old woman swinging a bust of Beethoven at Alex while swearing. While Alex uses the phallus statue to keep her away.
--->'''Cat Lady:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Little!]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fucking!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BASTARD!]]'''''
* [[LargeHam "ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A HOMOSEXUAL?"]]
** Pretty much all of the guard's dialogue and actions.
*** The high ceilings make it all the more funnier.
* Alex imagining himself taking part in the violent acts in Literature/TheBible (and later the orgies).
* The grossly over the top [[LargeHam hammy]] ways of the Captain of the Guards. But in particular when he goes to demonstration at the Ludovico institute and gives two pouty claps at the start when it's obvious that he's very skeptical. Then evolves into a smirk while Alex is getting berated by the man, then a look of shock when the naked woman comes out onto the stage, and finally excited clapping for her when she leaves.
* When Mr. Alexander was trying to get Alex to drink his wine.
-->'''Mr. Alexander:''' FOOD alright?\\
'''Alex:''' Great, sir, great.\\
'''Mr. Alexander:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting TRY THE WINE!]]'''
** The whole scene, really. Alex is eating his pasta while [[DeathGlare Mr. Alexander and Julian stare at him silently.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZ2BUyLgUk It just feels super awkward.]]
** Kubrick instructed Patrick Magee to [[ChewingTheScenery exaggerate further and further]] with every take, to the point that he once leaned over between takes to ask Malcolm [=McDowell=]: "I think I'm overdoing it -- is this ''really'' what he wants? It feels to me like I'm trying to take a massive ''shit'' this whole time!"
* (While being interviewed by the journalist) Alex: "...It always feels like something terrible is about to happen to me"
* A doctor and a nurse making out behind some hospital curtains rush out half dressed when they realize Alex has regained consciousness.
* Alex's responses to the picture slides in his recovery:
** "My mind is a blank! Er... and I'll ''smash your face''... for you, yarblockos!"
** "Cabbages! Knickers! It's not got a - a beak!"
** "No time for the old in and out, love. I've just come to read the meter!"
** "You know what you can do with that watch? ''[[AssShove Stick it up your arse]]''!"
** "Eggiwegs. I would like to smash 'em. And pick em all up... and [[SuddenlyShouting THROW-]] *hits himself* [[SuddenlyShouting OW!]] Fucking hell."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1BM6iQf22c Alex popping open his mouth to be fed towards the end.]]
* After all the crime, depravity, psychological torture, and disturbing examinations of dystopia, what does Kubrick choose to play over the film's end credits? "''[[Film/SinginInTheRain I'm siiiiingin' in the rain... Just siiiiiingin' in the rain...]]''"
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