* Young Calogero's confessional.
-->'''Priest''': Wait. Can you back up a bit?\\
'''Young C''': I ate meat on Friday once?\\
'''Priest''': Not that one. Back up a little more.\\
'''Young C''': About witnessing a murder?\\
'''Priest''': Yeah, that's the one. Do you realize what you said?\\
'''Young C''': It was only once!
* In the opening narration Calogero talks about how at night you could hear the sounds of young Italian men wooing their women - cue a man drving slowly alongside his wife/girlfriend shouting "Honey, will you just get in the fucking car?!"