[[folder: Fridge Horror ]]
* At five years old, Carly is developing a split personality. If something isn't done to stop this, just imagine what she'll be like when she's older...
* Sammi Joe's mother is now divorced because of how her husband was so upset over the insane cost of the pageants. How many other, non-recurring girls may have had to deal with that sort of thing?
* The very idea that people like the worst of the [[StageMom Stage Moms]] actually ''exist''
* The possibility that mothers loading their daughters on Pixy Stix before the pageant will lead to drug habits in later life.