A JustForFun page reserved for all the creative ways Red Foreman threatens to put his foot up someone's ass. And believe me, he's surprisingly creative in this regard.
* "You boys just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!"
* "You drilled a hole in my floor, My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass"
* "How would you like your keen eye to watch my short foot kick your smart ass"
* "May I suggest the footing of your ass?"
* "You're lucky this table is between my foot and your ass"
* "I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot"
* "You're about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''"
* "If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass"
* "I'll be watching the news, and if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is gonna equal me kicking your ass"
* "You better shut up, or I'll launch a nuclear foot to the city of your ass"
* This exchange:
-->'''Eric''': Hey, let go of my Eggo!
-->'''Red''': Hey, let go of my foot in your ass!
* "Don't let the bedbugs put their foot up your ass!"