A JustForFun page reserved for all the creative ways Red Foreman threatens to put his foot up someone's ass. And believe us, he's surprisingly creative in this regard.
* "You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!"
* "You drilled a hole in my floor; my foot is about to drill a hole in your ass."
* "How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass."
* "May I suggest the footing of your ass?"
* "So does a swift kick in the ass."
* "You're lucky this table is between my foot and your ass."
* "If it isn't my son the vandal. You know I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot."
* "You have got to be the laziest non-Communist I've ever met, and you are about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''."
* "If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass."
* "I'll be watching the news, and if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is gonna equal me kicking your ass."
* All Red wants for Christmas is his foot in your ass, but Kitty will have none of it:
-->'''Bob''': If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you.\\
'''Red''': If I had mistle-foot, it'd be in your ass!\\
'''Kitty''': You know what I want for Christmas? No more talk of you putting your foot in people's rear ends.
* "You better shut up, or I'll launch a nuclear foot to the city of your ass."
* This exchange:
-->'''Eric''': Hey, leggo my Eggo!
-->'''Red''': Hey, leggo my foot in your ass!
* "Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot up your ass!"
* "I wish I had! 2000 feet! So I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!"
* "Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass!"
* "I can name 5 toes that are going to be in your ass!"
* "How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?"
* "How bout I drive my foot into this thing called your ass?"
* "You know we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass."
* Red interjecting something into Kitty's methods of getting help for Eric:
-->'''Kitty''': We can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization...
-->'''Red''': My foot kicking your ass.
* Sometimes, Eric gets the jump on Red:
-->'''Red''': Bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm going to--
-->'''Eric''': Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat... Yeah, yeah, yeah...
* Or when Eric pretends he's Red:
-->'''Eric''': I wish I was an octopus, so I could put eight different feet in eight different asses, [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]
* "I have a prank, too: one where my foot ''doesn't'' plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go [[PunctuatedForEmphasis horribly! HORRIBLY! WRONG!]]"
* The [[spoiler:next-to-]]last "foot in ass" of the decade:
-->'''Kelso''': Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?
-->'''Red''': Sure, and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.
* The actual last "foot in ass" of the decade?
-->'''Kelso''': You know, with all this time away, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.
-->'''Red''': You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass.