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[[caption-width-right:300:"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"]]

->'''Withnail''': [''after drinking an ounce of lighter fluid''] Have we got any more? [''Marwood shakes his head''] Liar. What's in your toolbox?\\
'''Marwood''': No, we have nothing. Sit down.\\
'''Withnail''': Liar! You've got anti-freeze!\\
'''Marwood''': Bloody fool! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You should never mix your drinks!]]\\
[''Withnail pauses, laughs hysterically, then falls over and vomits on Marwood's boots'']
-->--''The title characters pretty much set the tone for the whole movie.''

Made in 1987, ''Withnail and I'' is a semi-autobiographical classic black comedy set in the end weeks of 1969. It's written and directed by Bruce Robinson, who lived it. The film stars Creator/RichardEGrant as Withnail, a messed-up, flamboyant alcoholic, and Creator/PaulMcGann as Marwood (or "I", since he's never named in the actual film), his slightly more gentle and sensible friend. Both are perpetually unemployed (and in Withnail's case, almost entirely unemployable) actors living in squalor, who decide to get away from it all with a holiday in the countryside. They do so by way of borrowing a cottage belonging to Withnail's -- equally flamboyant -- gay Uncle Monty.

Trouble is, everything goes wrong; they're totally incapable of looking after themselves, rendering the -- in itself rather cosy -- cottage a cold, dark, borderline inhospitable shack. They can't find any food, they throw their money away on booze, it won't stop pouring, the locals are surly and unwelcoming, a local poacher takes exception to Withnail and promises violent retribution, and as if that wasn't enough, Uncle Monty makes a surprise appearance, with amorous intentions towards Marwood...

The film is famous for several things: its hilarious lines, one of the saddest endings in comedy film history, its obnoxious fanbase (besides an evergreen popularity among university students, often people who see it will quote it whole), Robinson's mistreatment by Creator/HandmadeFilms, and its ''intense'' amounts of HoYay and Paul [=McGann=] FanService.

The script is also notable as being a work of art just as much as the film is, and Robinson's descriptions outside of the dialogue have to be seen to be believed.
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!!This film provides examples of:

* AbhorrentAdmirer: Monty to Marwood.
* {{Adorkable}}: Both of them have their moments. Marwood gets his adorableness from Paul [=McGann=] being, well, Paul [=McGann=], while Richard E. Grant breaking character to giggle in the cafe scene helped humanize Withnail.
* AllThereInTheManual: The screenplay is as much a work of art as the movie is. From the stage directions for the opening sequence:
--> ''Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.''
* TheAllegedCar: The beaten-up Mark 2 Jaguar. One functioning headlight, one functioning windscreen wiper... on the passenger side. Not what you want for a drive around [[UsefulNotes/BritishWeather the Lake District]].
* BathroomStallGraffiti: "I fuck arses."
* BathtubScene: Marwood has an extended scene where he shaves while taking a bath.
* BeautyIsNeverTarnished: Discussed and averted when Monty is reminiscing about a dalliance he had as a young man.
-->'''Monty''': I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, old. There can be no true beauty without decay.
* BilingualBonus: While Monty, Withnail and Marwood are playing cards, Monty and Withnail have a brief conversation in Latin about Marwood "Needing a Queen to come to the rescue", which also [[FridgeBrilliance shows off the characters' upper class education]].
* BlackComedyRape: Well, ''attempted'' rape.
-->'''Monty:''' I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!
* BlatantLies: "[[DrunkDriver I asshure you I'm not officer. I've only had a few ales.]]"
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Withnail announces that he needs a small child so he can tutor them into the ways of righteousness. [[ItMakesSenseInContext And procure some uncontaminated urine.]]
* ButtMonkey: Marwood can't catch a break, and his instinctive response to bad luck is to grin nervously. He starts to complain after a while that he can't drink coffee because he's got a grinning cramp.
* CampGay: Uncle Monty. Withnail might also count, although his orientation is somewhat hazy
* ChromosomeCasting: Withnail, Marwood and Monty (and, at a push, Withnail's dealer Danny) are the only characters of any significance in the film. Moreover, most of the characters of lesser significance are male too.
* CityMouse
* CitySlicker: Inverted. Withnail and Marwood keep insisting "we're not from London!" to everyone they meet in the country because they're afraid of getting shafted.
* ClusterFBomb
* CoolCar: Monty's custom 1953 Rolls Royce. (Definitely not Marwood's Mark 2 Jaguar; see TheAllegedCar.)
* CountryMatters: One of Withnail's most famous lines.
* {{Corpsing}}: Richard E. Grant failed to stop snorting during the Penrith Tearooms scene, when talking about the jukeboxes. At the end of the film, Paul [=McGann=] can't suppress a chuckle in his voice when he tells Withnail to "stop laughing".
* CreatorCameo: Bruce Robinson appears as the barman in the London pub.
* DeadpanSnarker: Marwood has his moments:
--> '''Marwood:''' You never discuss your family, do you?
--> '''Withnail:''' I told you, we're incompatible. They don't like me being on stage.
--> '''Marwood:''' Then they must be ''delighted'' with your career...
--> '''Withnail:''' Why do you say that?
--> '''Marwood:''' You so rarely are.
* DeerInTheHeadlights: Marwood is unable to move for a few ''very long'' seconds when he realizes that Monty has come to his room.
* DeliberateValuesDissonance: Marwood is homophobic and racist, and says he voted conservative -- he's a real product of the Sixties.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: A man drives up to the cottage in a tractor with the logs Marwood asked for for firewood. Withnail asks him if he's the farmer... twice.
--> '''Marwood:''' Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!
* DirtyCoward: Withnail much more than Marwood:
-->'''Withnail''' I don't know what my fr... ''acquaintance'' did to upset you but I can assure you it's nothing to do with me. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly in the street...
** Not to mention Withnail causing Marwood's encounter with a ''randy bull'', then jumping over the wall to let him deal with it.
* DoggedNiceGuy: Marwood wants to be this, but he carelessly goes along with Withnail's asshole behaviour and substance abuse.
* DownerEnding: Only the wolves know what a good actor Withnail can really be. At our last look of him, he seems in complete and utter despair.
** The original intended ending had Withnail [[DrivenToSuicide committing suicide]] by drinking wine from a gun barrel, then pulling the trigger.
* DramaQueen: Both Withnail and Uncle Monty.
* DramaticThunder: Right before the telegram comes, signifying that their friendship is coming to an end.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Withnail, which isn't surprising since he doesn't have a driving licence. When a groggy Marwood wakes up in the back seat of the Jaguar to find a drunk Withnail at the wheel flying round the M25 and chaotically weaving in and out of early morning traffic, Withnail simply explains, "I'm making time."
* EndOfAnAge: In rare moment of lucidity by Danny. He states all the thoughts and ideas of TheSixties have become little more than commercialised junk for the grim [[TheSeventies Seventies.]]
** Also Marwood and Withnail's friendship is coming to end with Marwood pursuing an acting job.
* EruditeStoner: Danny the drug dealer.
-->'''Danny:''' Politics, man. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision -- let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope?
** Although his "wisdom" is actually pretty vapid compared to the main characters' much more down-to-earth problems, and it's even indicated that his drugs are at least somewhat to blame for their career problems.
* EverybodySmokes
* EyeTake: "Congratulations..." We see the precise moment when Withnail and Marwood's friendship ends for good.
* FanDisservice: Kind of hard to enjoy the all-but-naked hot twentysomething when he's trying to avoid being taken advantage of by a man approximately twice his size.
* FauxlosophicNarration: Marwood's writings frequently take on a philosophical bent.
-->'''Marwood:''' ''(voiceover)'' Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. And for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
* FishOutOfWater: Both of them are totally at sea in the countryside.
* {{Foil}}: Withnail and Marwood, to each other. Marwood seems reasonable mostly in comparison to how reasonable Withnail isn't. And Withnail's strangeness and fecklessness is more apparent with Marwood to react to him and compare him with.
* Foreshadowing: When they first meet with Monty, Withnail says he intends to play "The Dane" (Hamlet) one day. At the end of the play, he mournfully recites a passage from the play.
* FriendshipMoment: Doubly subverted when they're going back home. Marwood is panicking and sleep-deprived while driving and Withnail just cackles. But then he wakes up in the backseat disorientated to find Withnail has taken over and is "[[DrivesLikeCrazy making time]]".
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Marwood's expression whenever Withnail is making grandiose claims about his success as a film and theatre star.
* GiftedlyBad: Withnail believes he's a great actor [[note]]and he ''is''... but only we and the wolves know that[[/note]] and genuinely has no idea why he has been out of work for so long:
-->'''Withnail:''' Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'm gonna be a STAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
** By contrast Marwood has a much higher talent-to-ego ratio. While Withnail indulges in melodramatic bragging, Marwood quietly auditions for a small part in a play... and [[spoiler: gets offered the lead]].
* HeterosexualLifePartners: As Paul [=McGann=] said, it's like a "marriage going wrong".
* ImportantHaircut: [[spoiler:Marwood]], in the final scene.
* KindheartedCatLover: Inverted with Monty: he's clearly not to be trusted, since he despises his own pet cat.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: "A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls you are not."
* LargeHam: Richard E.Grant isn't one but his character, Withnail, certainly is. All the world is a stage for him, and while we never see him on an actual stage we get to see him overact in his everyday life:
-->'''Withnail:''' I'm a ''trained actor'' REDUCED to the status of a bum!
** Uncle Monty is quite hammy as well. Presumably it's a family trait
* LastNoteNightmare: [[{{Leitmotif}} Withnail's Theme]] is bouncy and dramatic in a very sad way, but it ends on a thumping flat note. Considering who it's for, it's very fitting.
* MenCantKeepHouse: Their London flat is squalid, and the kitchen is almost a biological hazard. They're scared to clean out the sink because they're pretty sure something is ''alive'' in there
* MistakenForGay: Happens to Marwood constantly: "Perfumed ponce!", "So you're a [[FreudianSlip thesbian]] too?", "You want workin' on, boy..."
* MoodWhiplash: A film that's almost unrelentingly hilarious detailing two self-destructive people in the death spiral of their friendship is bound to be full of moments like this.
* MrFanservice:
** If you're not a hard-drinking British university student, it's quite likely you watched it primarily for Marwood's shirtless scenes, even when he's nearly getting raped. Paul [=McGann=] spends a good third of his scenes in only his underwear.
** This was the film that turned Richard E. Grant into a sex symbol.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Monty is a thinly-veiled Franco Zeffirelli.
* NoNameGiven: Credited as "...& I", Marwood is named only in the screenplay. We shall never know Withnail's first name, on the other hand, leaving one to think it's something poncey like 'Sheridan'. However, [[https://twitter.com/RichardEGrant/status/315141534741831680/photo/1 this tweet]] from Richard E Grant would suggest it is 'Vyvian', which would make sense considering the person on whom the character is based, and the ponce-level of the name.
** There's [[{{Fanon}} a belief among fans]] that Marwood's first name is "Peter", thanks to a misheard line of dialogue in the movie that is not supported by the script. Although, during [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5fL71C9b0o this interview]] Paul McGann IS confirming that his character was called "Peter Marwood".
* NoPronunciationGuide: For the uninitiated, it's "WITH-null".
* {{Oireland}}: the Irishman (who's given no other name) is a thoroughly unpleasant man who tries to start a fight with our protagonists because he's offended that Marwood put perfume on his shoes (to keep them from stinking as much)
* OopNorth: Much of the film takes place in the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_district Lake District]], a mountainous region near the Scottish border on the west cost of Britain. The locals appear to be slightly dismissive of "London types" from down south.
--> '''Withnail:''' Listen, we're bona fide! [[BlatantLies We're not from London]]. Could we have some fuel and wood?
* PoisonousFriend: Withnail embodies the trope with absolute relish.
* RandomEventsPlot
* RevisedEnding: The ending would originally have had Withnail [[AteHisGun putting a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger]]. It was changed to be not so completely depressing.
* SeriousBusiness: The dishes. As any Troper who has flatted can attest, this is very much TruthInTelevision.
* ShirtlessScene: The movie is extremely dedicated to showing Paul [=McGann=] in various states of undress every few minutes.
* SoBeautifulItsACurse: Poor Marwood.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Withnail constantly evokes both UpperClassTwit and SirSwearsalot in the same breath.
* SorryOciffer: The "GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!" scene.
* StonerFlick: More of a drinker flick than anything. As noted elsewhere, the only thing more notorious than the rules of the popular drinking game (match Withnail and Marwood drink for drink over the course of the film) is the fact that attempting to play the drinking game will land you in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
* TheTroubles: The bar in London that Withnail and Marwood go to at the beginning has PROVO IRA scrawled across it.
* UnkemptBeauty: Marwood until the end where he has to look proper and Withnail as soon as they hit the countryside.
* [[WhenSheSmiles When He Smiles]]: Subverted with Marwood, who has a very sweet smile, but he deploys it mainly when he's nervous, which ruins the effect slightly.
* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses:
-->'''Withnail:''' I have a heart condition. I have a h-h-heart condition. If you hit me, it's ''murder.''\\
'''Irishman:''' I'll murder the pair of yous!\\
'''Withnail:''' My wife is having a baby!
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