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-> ''"What can a high school student like me do in a crazy battle between crazy monsters?"''

'''''Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl''''' is a Japanese {{gorn}}tastic romantic horror comedy from the year 2009.

It follows the the OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Jyugon, who finds himself caught in the middle of a LoveTriangle between the vampire Monami and (after the halfway-point) Frankensteinian Keiko.
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!!In this crossfire of love we find:

* {{Alucard}}: Monami ''Arukado'' (Alucard).
* AnAxeToGrind: When bodyparts are needed for Furano's experiments, Midori will grab the axe.
* AssholeVictim: the first person we see Monami eat is a sleeze trying to pick up underage girls. The second is a peeping-tom. That these are her only on-screen human victims keeps her from crossing the Moral Event Horizon.
%%* BattleButler: Igor.
* BloodyMurder: Vampire blood is capable of independent movement, and its owner can shape it into anything from blades to bullets to ''wheels''.
* CameraAbuse: The screen gets covered in blood plenty of times.
* CoversAlwaysLie: Some DVD covers make the movie seem [[SexyPackaging more sexier]] than it actually is.
* CrucifiedHeroShot: Abducted Jyugon is tied to a cross when Monami comes to his rescue.
* CrustyCaretaker: Igor is portraying one.
%%* DirtyOldMan: Mr. Uchiyama.
* DualWielding: Used by both eponymous combatants.
* EyepatchOfPower: Monami is wearing one in the opening.
* ForScience: Furano's motivation.
%%* FunnyAfro: Afro Rika.
* GhostMemory: Monami projects her memories on Jyugon's mind when he tastes her blood.
* {{Gorn}}: From the makers of ''Film/TokyoGorePolice''! Bring an umbrella.
%%* HospitalHottie: Midori.
* JapaneseHolidays: The film's plot started on Valentine's Day.
%%* MadScientist: Furano.
%%* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter: Keiko.
* MonumentalBattle: Monami's and Keiko's climactic duel takes it place on top of the TokyoTower.
%%* NonActionGuy: Jyugon.
* OralFixation: Furano biting his nails. It leads to him discovering the properties of vampire blood when he actually bites his finger.
* TheRenfield: Igor, who serves Monami.
* RollerBladeGood: Monami's mother uses her blood to create rollerskate during her fight against Sumo From Hell.
%%* SadistTeacher: Mr. Uchiyama.
* SeriousBusiness: Being a ganguro and wrist cutting.
* ShockAndAwe: Both Furano and resurrected Midori use electrically charged weapons.
* SkeletonsInTheCoatCloset: Igor dons an armour made of bones when he goes on the BattleButler mode.
* SupernaturalGoldEyes: Full-powered vampires have these.
* UnusualWeaponMounting: The Sumo From Hell, which Monami's mother fought in the past, is shown having a gun on top of his head.
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