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-> ''"What can a high school student like me do in a crazy battle between crazy monsters?"''
-->-- '''Jyugon'''

A Japanese {{gorn}}tastic romantic horror comedy from the year 2009, directed by Creator/YoshihiroNishimura and Naoyuki Tomomatsu.

It follows the the OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Jyugon, who finds himself caught in the middle of a LoveTriangle between the vampire Monami and (after the halfway-point) Frankensteinian Keiko.

!!In this crossfire of love we find:

* {{Alucard}}: Monami ''Arukado'' (Alucard).
* AssholeVictim: The first person we see Monami eat is a creep trying to pick up underage girls. The second is a peeping-tom. That these are her only on-screen human victims keeps her from crossing the Moral Event Horizon.
* BattleButler: Igor, Monami's partner willing to fight for her when the going gets rough.
* BigBad: Furano is the closet thing to one, being the one responsible for several murders throughout the story, and is the creator of the titular Frankenstein Girl.
* {{Blackface}}: The ganguro clique, who are comprised of Asian women pretending to be African. Their leader, Afro Rika, is revealed to cherish African culture, seeing them as the dominant race.
* BloodyMurder: Vampire blood is capable of independent movement, and its owner can shape it into anything from blades to bullets to ''wheels''.
* TheCameo: Like the director's [[Film/TokyoGorePolice previous flick]], director Creator/TakashiShimizu appears as the Chinese teacher, who at one point, rambles on about the ''Film/{{Juon}}'' series.
* CameraAbuse: The screen gets covered in blood plenty of times.
* CoversAlwaysLie: Some DVD covers make the movie seem [[SexyPackaging more sexier]] than it actually is.
* CrucifiedHeroShot: Abducted Jyugon is tied to a cross when Monami comes to his rescue.
* CrustyCaretaker: Igor is portraying one.
* DirtyOldMan: Mr. Uchiyama, who goes around taking photos of high school girls. This naturally, gets her killed by Monami when he tries to take candid photos of her.
* TheDragon: Midori is Furano's personal assistant.
* DualWielding: Used by both eponymous combatants.
* DullSurprise: Even before he was turned into a vampire, Jyugon reacts to everything around him with the same bored, tired expression and voice.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes:
** Subverted. Furano at first is saddened by Keiko's death, but is immediately happy about it because that means he can experiment on her body and use her for his research.
** Subverted with Monami. She initially seems to genuinely love Jyugon, but in the end it turns out that she only wants him as a new slave.
* EyepatchOfPower: Monami is wearing one in the opening.
* ForScience: Furano's motivation.
* GhostMemory: Monami projects her memories on Jyugon's mind when he tastes her blood.
* {{Gorn}}: From the makers of ''Film/TokyoGorePolice''! Bring an umbrella.
* HospitalHottie: Midori, Furano's assistant, who gets attention from all the male students.
* MadScientist: Furano, the crazed Kabuki scientist, is willing to do anything for his experiments.
* MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter: Keiko, Furano's daughter, though he doesn't seem to really care for her.
* MonumentalBattle: Monami's and Keiko's climactic duel takes it place on top of the TokyoTower.
* NonActionGuy: Jyugon, an average joe who doesn't pull any punches, especially compared to Keiko and Monami.
* OneWingedAngel: Furano, after being ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice and later being revealed to be NotQuiteDead with the use of Monami's blood, he becomes a Franken Advanced Composite Life Form, a grotesque {{Kaiju}}-like monster. The movie ends [[BolivianArmyEnding just as Monami begins to fight Furano once more]].
* OralFixation: Furano biting his nails. It leads to him discovering the properties of vampire blood when he actually bites his finger.
* TheRenfield: Igor, who serves Monami.
* RollerBladeGood: Monami's mother uses her blood to create rollerskate during her fight against Sumo From Hell.
* SadistTeacher: Mr. Uchiyama, whose first scene involves him cruelly taking away his student's chocolates... on Valentine's Day no less!
* SequelHook: Monami confronting Furano's OneWingedAngel form.
* SeriousBusiness: Being a ganguro and wrist cutting.
* ShockAndAwe: Both Furano and resurrected Midori use electrically charged weapons.
* SkeletonsInTheCoatCloset: Igor dons an armour made of bones when he goes on the BattleButler mode.
* StylisticSuck: Likely intentional, the movie is a throwback to b-horror movies so it has a few cases of obvious SpecialEffectsFailure as early as Monami attacking the creeper when she goes to her GameFace, with it being fairly obvious her wide-mouth monster form is a puppet and of course all the fake limbs being lost through the film and {{Gorn}}. Part of the fun though of course.
* SupernaturalGoldEyes: Full-powered vampires have these.
* UnusualWeaponMounting: The Sumo From Hell, whom Monami's mother fought in the past, is shown having a gun on top of his head.
* VersusTitle

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