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[[caption-width-right:319:[=NOT=] a true story, but who cares!]]
-->'''Taylor''': ''I don't know whether he's a psycho or just crazy.''
-->'''Hardwick''': ''He may be a psycho, but he's definitely not crazy.''
-->-- Referring to Parker

The survivors of a plane crash find themselves in the middle of a major terrorist plot, orchestrated by the power elite. It's up to these ordinary citizens to stop the conspiracy! The fate of the free world hangs in the balance!
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!!'''This movie contains examples of:'''

* [[BadassGrandpa Badass Grandma]]
* BadassPreacher: One who won't let getting his ''tongue'' torn out stop his singing.
* BMovie
* BlackComedy - A woman is sexually assaulted by an AIDS-ridden man. It leads to ''one of the funniest lines in the film''.
* BodyHorror
* CreepyTwins: Creepy ''Siamese'' twins, joined at the head, one with a ''high''-pitched voice, the other with a ''low''-pitched voice. They get separated. With a machete.
* TheDeterminator: Parker is cornered by several terrorists, who proceed to pump so many bullets into him, he's more lead than flesh. ''And he's still alive'', at least until [[TheQuisling Kirkland]] shoots him in the head.
* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler:Cooney]]
* {{Gorn}}
* HandicappedBadass: The blind girl; at first a subversion, but then... "I can still ''hear'' you!"
* KukrisAreKool: Parker, natch. Uses it to cut his enemies' ears off, to make into a necklace. Of human ears. Yeah.
* MoreDakka: ''Ya think?'' At the time(and probably ''still''), the record holder for most bullets fired in a single movie.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Parker is so ''obviously'' based on director Creator/LloydKaufman's old buddy, ''Creator/OliverStone''.
* QuirkyMinibossSquad
* TheQuisling: Kirkland
* ScreamingWoman: Parodied - she's the first to go.
* TheStinger: "Okay, everyone wave! [[spoiler:Dead people, wave!]]"
* TookALevelInBadass: Pretty much all the heroes, with the exception of [[ShellShockedVeteran Parker]] and [[OvertOperative Marshall]].
* YouAreTheTranslatedForeignWord: A variant - "This is Senor Sida. SIDA is ''our'' word for what your people call ''AIDS''." (Incidentally, SIDA really ''is'' the acronym for the Spanish name for AIDS.)
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