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''Track of the Moon Beast'' is a horror movie about a somewhat boring professor of archaeology named Paul, who becomes slightly less boring when he's struck by a radioactive fragment of moon rock during a meteor shower, causing him to transform into a lizard monster when under the light of the moon, because of something about Native American gods.

Hoping to save Paul are his LoveInterest Kathy and fellow professor and MagicalNativeAmerican Johnny Longbow. Hoping to save the movie is an out-of-place musical performance of a song called "California Lady." Can either of them succeed? Probably not.

For the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' version, please go to the [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E07TrackOfTheMoonBeast episode recap page]].

!!Tropes present in this film:
* ArtisticLicenseBiology: The picture of the T. Rex in the biologist's office wouldn't convince a 4-year-old.
* ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics: Everything surrounding the "explanation" of the radiation from the meteor, mixed in with some ArtisticLicenseAstronomy.
* ArtisticLicensePaleontology: It's claimed that the closest living relative of the ''TyrannosaurusRex'' is the Komodo dragon. It's not. In fact, literally the only thing linking them together is the fact that both are reptiles--beyond that, they couldn't be any more different.
* BasementDweller: Paul lives with his mother at age 24, and Kathy feels he's a very lonely man, his clear friendship with Johnny Longbow notwithstanding.
* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: Paul realizes that not only does he become an uncontrollable lizard, but also that the meteor fragment that transforms him will eventually kill him, he tries to kill himself presumably in the hope of [[DyingAsYourself Dying as Himself]].
* BigNo: Kathy shrieks it when she realizes Paul's fate is inevitable.
* ChekhovsGun: Johnny's archery skills.
* CoversAlwaysLie: The monster in the picture in this entry is MUCH more impressive-looking than the one in the actual movie.
* DontExplainTheJoke: After Longbow and his students play a prank on Paul at the movie's start, Kathy goes on to explain the prank and how they came up with it in '''excruciating''' detail. She even starts describing his ''reaction to the prank''. ''Inaccurately''.
* DullSurprise:
** "Moon rock? Oh, wow."
** Also, the prank, in which Johnny Longbow's students surprise Paul with a mask and a loud scream. From their excruciatingly drawn out explanation and apologies about how they "got more of a reaction than [they] bargained for" you'd think he must have had some sort of epic freak-out. His actual response? Mild confusion.
%% * DumbBlonde: Kathy, in spades. This was probably not what they were going for at all.
* DyingAsYourself: When he finds out that he not only turns into a murderous lizard man, but he's going to burn up and die in due time anyway, Paul tries to find several ways to kill himself. He fails each time and ultimately dies as a murderous lizard man.
* FailedASpotCheck: A pair of cops obligingly just keep staring in the exact opposite direction from where Paul is sneaking up on them.
* FanDisservice: A good look at the drunken bowler's asscheeks.
* {{Fanservice}}: Say what you want about Paul, but he's got a great body. He spends roughly [[WalkingShirtlessScene 1/3 of his screentime topless]].
%% * FashionDissonance: Everything Kathy wears.
* ILoveNuclearPower: A radioactive meteorite fragment reacts with leftover lizard DNA from when Native American gods created mankind to turn Paul into a lizard creature. Or something.
* ImagineSpot: Paul has a fantasy of getting into the mountain lift and jumping out of it while it's in the air.
* LargeHam: Johnny is maybe slightly softer-spoken than your average ham, but he still has his occasional moments of ChewingTheScenery.
** '''PAUL IS NOT PAUL ANYMORE!!!'''
* {{Leitmotif}}: The stereotypical theme for Johnny Longbow.
* LizardFolk: Paul becomes one.
* MadeOfIron: Paul jumps off a ski lift, plummets several stories, falls on rocky ground, and inexplicably comes out no worse for wear. Actually averted. It was an ImagineSpot with him considering doing so.
%% * MagicalNativeAmerican: Johnny Longbow.
* MisterExposition: Longbow, especially his endless lecture on the Indian legend late in the film.
* MonsterMisogyny: Surprisingly averted; the only woman that dies over the course of the film dies of fright in a non-exploitative fashion. Lizard!Paul's preference for male victims is unusual for low-budget horror.
* NotableOriginalMusic: "California Lady"
* OffscreenTeleportation: Upset at the idea of Paul no longer being human, Kathy drives off to find him, leaving Johnny Longbow and the police behind with their cruiser as they watch. In the next scene, Kathy drives off of the road, parks the car, and finds Paul standing in front of her- and Johnny is ''immediately'' there to fire his meteorite-tipped arrow at him. The police he was with drive up to the scene a moment later. Maybe Johnny is [[MagicalNativeAmerican more than he appears]]....
* OurWerebeastsAreDifferent: The basic concept is there - exposure to the moon causing a person to change into a half-beast. The explanation of how and why, however, is... bizarre, involving Native American deities, radiation, and a gross misunderstanding of biology.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Credit where it's due- even if he is a [[JerkAss condescending jerk]], when confronted with a murder involving clues he doesn't understand, the police captain immediately goes to a trusted authority for assistance, and is willing to listen to theories involving Native American legends that even Johnny Longbow admits are pretty fantastic.
* RecklessGunUsage: At the climax, when Cathy starts screaming, the police just fire into the darkness in random directions.[[note]]'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike]]:''' Ah, what the heck. I could use some administrative leave.[[/note]]
* RotatingProtagonist: Johnny Longbow becomes our hero by default once Paul turns into a lizard.
* ShootTheShaggyDog: So after all this it turns out Paul can't be cured, and he dies. The end!
* ShoutOut: The drunken bowler's murder on his own doorstep is a homage to ''Film/TheLeopardMan''.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Paul's lizard. We're shown a shot of its cage busted open after Paul's first rampage, but it's unclear whether the lizard escaped, Paul killed it, or if it's a poorly handled RedHerring.
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[[TheStinger "Moon rock? Oh, wow."]]
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