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->'''Nick Rivers:''' Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.\\
'''Hillary Flammond:''' I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

''Top Secret!'' (1984) is the third feature-length comedy written by the Creator/ZuckerAbrahamsAndZucker team and the follow-up to their directorial debut, ''Film/{{Airplane}}''.

The story involves [[TheHero Nick Rivers]] (Creator/ValKilmer, in his first theatrical role), an Elvis-like rock idol who's sent into [[CrapsackWorld East Germany]] for a goodwill tour. Once there, he is swept up into a spy plot by [[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Hillary Flammond]] (Lucy Gutteridge), whose [[MadScientist father]] (Creator/MichaelGough) is held captive by [[ThoseWackyNazis the Communists]]. Hillary takes Nick to the [[LaResistance French Resistance]]--yes, in East Germany!--whose charismatic leader, Nigel "The Torch" (Christopher Villiers), is her former lover, and who seizes on the opportunity to use Nick's knowledge of the prison to break Dr. Flammond out.

That's the plot, but the movie is perhaps better appreciated for its farcical, even savage zaniness. It [[ParodySatirePastiche parodies]] ''everything'', from rock idols to forced perspective shots to ProfessionalWrestling to goose-stepping Nazis to, well, cow disguises, with the ZAZ team's trademark RapidFireComedy.

Has nothing to do with OverTheTopSecret, or indeed any kind of classification whatever.
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!! This movie contains examples of:
* AcmeProducts: On one of the walls of Dr. Paul Flammond's cell/laboratory in the Flurgendorf prison, there is a sensual calendar of "Acme Lab Equipment".
* ActorAllusion:
** When Nick Rivers is in jail, a head shot of Music/{{Cher}} can be clearly seen on the wall of the cell several times. Creator/ValKilmer was dating her at the time.
** General Streck, played by Jeremy Kemp, is wearing a [[Film/TheBlueMax Blue Max]].
* AdolfHitlarious: The pizza place/malt shop has a Hitler-themed clock on the wall.
* AdvertisingByAssociation: The film is advertised as "From the makers of the original ''Film/{{Airplane}}''", followed by a footnote stating "(Not the Wright Brothers)".
* AffectionateParody: UsefulNotes/WorldWarII / UsefulNotes/ColdWar espionage films, and to a lesser extent, Elvis movies. At one point it takes an extended turn into a direct parody of ''Film/{{The Blue Lagoon|1980}}''. Also, some of Nick and Hilary's dialogue is taken directly from ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''.
* AirVentPassageway: Parodied. It takes Nick a couple tries to find the right one, but there seem to be several more than strictly necessary. One of them inexplicably leads to a toilet bowl.
* AllGermansAreNazis: Parodied. The Germans in the movie are supposed to be East Germans, but their uniforms are Nazi-era uniforms with the swastikas removed. (East German uniforms did look closer to Nazi uniforms than West German uniforms, on account of the DDR reusing old Nazi uniforms, so there's a touch of TruthInTelevision in there.)
* AllJustADream: Nick has a brief NightmareSequence about being in school and being late to an exam, not having studied, and so forth. Then we snap back to reality where he's being whipped in a German prison and he exclaims, "Thank God". [[DontExplainTheJoke Because school is worse than torture.]]
* AlmostDeadGuy:
** Every time Latrine enters the scene, he's been shot, beaten up, tortured, or whatever, and is gasping out a desperate message.
** Subverted after [[spoiler:Nigel is revealed as TheMole]]: In that case, it's Du Quois (who [[spoiler:was with Nigel at the time]]) who plays the AlmostDeadGuy...only for Latrine to return and take his proper place.
* AnimalDisguise: The two rebels disguise themselves as a cow. One insists on playing the rear end, causing his compatriot to gripe, "Fine, be an asshole!" Leads to AttractiveBentSpecies when a horny bull mistakes them for a real cow.
* ArtisticLicensePhysics: Skeet-surfing would be impossible as both the movement of the person aiming would cause the shooter to fall off their surfboard and the recoil from the gun firing would likely knock them off their board too. [[PlayedForLaughs We see multiple surfers losing their balance when they shoot, implying this is happening…]] when their aim does not suck so bad they are accidentally shooting airplanes down.
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: The film portrays the East German government as CommieNazis who are seeking dominance over the world in their own right despite the fact that East Germany was a socialist client state of the USSR (which is barely even alluded to in the film).
* AsideComment: While the protagonists are in the "Der Pizza Haus", Nick pretends to be Mel Tormé to divert a pair of his fans, and Nigel promptly accuses him of lying about his identity. To prove he isn't, Nick sings and dances to the tune "Straighten Out the Rug". After he finishes, one of the Resistance members turns to the camera and says "This is ''not'' Mel Tormé!"
* AsideGlance: Several times; at one point Nick even winks at the camera.
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign:
** Most of the German dialogue is unrelated phrases of Yiddish; the few times it ''is'' actually German... well, see BilingualBonus.
** Most of the signs aren't in actual German either, just something that [[ElSpanishO looks just German enough to be understandable]] while being funny to a non-bilingual audience (e.g. "KÜSTOMS VAGON").
** The "Swedish" dialogue is English running backwards.
** The Latin is partly random phrases and partly [[IgpayAtinlay pig]].
* AssumedWin: Nick turns a planned operatic performance into a rock concert by assuming that the lauding of the singer is meant for him.
* BaitAndSwitchTimeSkip: After Nick is captured by the East German government he's shown in a cell, where he's making [[TallyMarksOnThePrisonWall the twentieth mark on the wall]] (indicating that he's been incarcerated for twenty days). Then his manager arrives, and he says he's been waiting for twenty ''minutes''.
* BambooTechnology: Parodied. While stranded on a deserted island, Hillary and Nigel build a modern home out of "[[BreadEggsMilkSquick bamboo, dried seaweed, and snot]]", complete with functioning garage door (and a remote).
* BarBrawl: One of these occurs in a Western saloon (even though the film is set in East Germany) ...''underwater''.
* BehindTheBlack: Played for laughs as they come upon a pair of boots that they should be able to tell are just a pair of boots in a field, but they don't realize that there is no enemy soldier there until the camera shows it to the audience.
* {{BFG}}: Parodied, sort of. Chocolate Mousse uses a muzzle-loader cannon [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon as a handgun]].
* TheBigBoard: The diorama Nigel uses to explain his plan to the other Resistance members.
* BigElectricSwitch:
** When Nick Rivers is being taken to be executed, the electric chair is activated with an electric switch.
** The electric fence around the castle is turned on and off with one of these (clearly labeled Das Fencen Switchen).
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Hillary literally breaks out a tape measure when she's reunited with Nigel, showing it at the 10 inch mark.
* BilingualBonus: While a lot of the German phrases are rendered in AsLongAsItSoundsForeign style, a few of them are actual jokes.
** One particular gem should crack up German-speakers:
-->'''Streck:''' Make sure they leave no marks. \\
'''Von Horst:''' ''[severely]'' Ich liebe dich, mein Schatz. [[note]]"I love you, sweetie."[[/note]]
** Blinkenlights-style: "Der Pizza Haus". [[note]]"''Das'' Pizza-Haus" would be correct German for "The Pizza Home"[[/note]]
** In the station, at the beginning of the movie : "Der Zug der jetzt auf Gleis 3 steht.... hat uns alle überrascht!". [[note]]"The train currently on Railtrack 3... surprised us all!"[[/note]]
** After the giant phone is picked up, we hear "Sind schon weg, du, du dummes Arschloch!" The translation is "They are already gone, you, you stupid a**hole!".
** The hotel is called the "Hotel Gey Schlüffen" which means "Go To Sleep" [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage in Yiddish.]]
* BinocularShot: Parodied. The herd of cows under observation walk ''into'' the "black frame".
* BirdPoopGag: Played with. Nick and Hillary walk through a park at night. There's a very large statue of a bird in the background, and when they stop to talk, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent several men fly down, land on top of and pee on the statue, before zipping up and flying off again]]. And then when Nick and Hillary walk off camera the bird statue ''itself'' takes a large dump right before the scene ends.
* BlackComedyRape:
** The SalvagePirates and Nigel. "They tormented me in ways I cannot describe." (Followed by a contented smile when Hillary falls for it.)
** The cow disguise is so effective that it attracts both a nursing calf and an amorous bull.
* BladeEnthusiast: Parodied by an unnamed member of La Resistance wearing a bandoleer of expensive silverware.
* BlindPeopleWearSunglasses: One of the Resistance members is a blind street vendor of novelties and souvenirs. He wears black glasses to let the audience know he's blind. Bruno, the almost totally blind torturer, also wears black glasses.
* BrickJoke:
** The '''Anal Intruder''' industrial sex toy kit, which kills [[spoiler:Nick's agent]].
** The carrier pigeons carried by the traitor in the resistance, [[spoiler:namely Nigel]].
** At the beginning of the film, the German messenger ties his motorcycle to a post as if it were a horse. Later, as they escape Nick's concert, Hillary and Nick steal a couple of bikes from a group outside the concert hall. Just before fleeing, Nick chases off the rest of the bikes as if they were also horses.
* BumblingHenchmenDuo: The blind Bruno and the moronic Klaus who only reads the New York Post.
* ButtMonkey: Latrine's job in LaResistance is to be [[AlmostDeadGuy badly hurt and gasp out important messages]].
* CarRadioDispute: PlayedForLaughs. While Nick Rivers and Nigel are fighting inside a truck, they also fight over which station to listen to on the radio. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoQlZLxGO1g#t=10s here]].
* CastAsAMask: Taken to an extreme when two of the characters disguise themselves full-body as a cow. When wearing the suit, a ''real'' cow is used with painted-on spots and boots on her hooves, with dialogue from the characters in the suit dubbed into the scenes.
* ChairmanOfTheBrawl: During the underwater BarBrawl, a chair is used as a weapon. It seems to be made out of balsa wood as it breaks instantly.
* CodeName[=/=]ThemeNaming:
** Parodied. One group has French phrases for code names, and another has food names.
-->'''Du Quois:''' This is Chevalier, Montage, Détente, Avant-Garde, and Déjà-Vu.\\
'''Deja Vu:''' Haven't we met before, monsieur?\\
'''Nick:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Du Quois:''' Over there, Croissant, Soufflé, Escargot, and [[ScaryBlackMan Chocolate Mousse]]. [[note]] ''Chocolate Mousse'' is the only non-French word in the list, of course. It is ''mousse au chocolat''.[[/note]]
** Nigel's code name is "The Torch" (see MeaningfulName).
** In the German translation, for unexplained reasons, the names of the first group are replaced with nicknames for traitors like Rat, Goldfish, Mole, etc. Here adding to the joke that previously someone suspected a mole in the group.
** In the Spanish dub, for whatever reasons, Chocolate Mousse was changed to Café au Lait.
** "Latrine!"
* CigarChomper: Parodied with the badass French resistance member Chocolate Mousse, who's introduced with a cigar in his mouth... which he then ''eats''.
* CircularDrive: A seemingly endless parade of military vehicles passes the camera...until the camera cranes back, revealing it's the same six vehicles driving in a circle.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
** Nick, when told by Dr. Flammond about an invention that can cheaply separate salt from seawater and asked if he understands what it means for the starving nations of the world (i.e. no more water shortages), answers: "Wow, they'd have enough salt to last forever!"
** Latrine revealing the carrier pigeons:
--->'''Latrine:''' A traitor in our midst... [slams the corpse of a carrier pigeon on the table]\\
'''Deja Vu:''' Good work, Latrine! I see you have dealt with him appropriately.
* CommieLand: Parodied by [[CommieNazis combining the communists with the Nazis]]. The East German "national anthem" even includes lyrics about trying to escape not being a bright idea if you value your life. To whit:
--->''Heil, Heil East Germany\\
Land of vine and grape\\
Land where you'll regret\\
Any try to escape\\
No matter if you take a running jump,\\
Or tunnel under the wall\\
Forget it, the guards will kill you--\\
If the electrified fence doesn't first!''
* CommieNazis: The East Germans are a pastiche of both UsefulNotes/WorldWarII-era Nazis and post-war Communists.
* ContrivedCoincidence: Hillary's tale of love lost with Nigel is [[LampshadeHanging called out]] as such.
-->'''Nick:''' I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.\\
'''Hillary:''' I know. It all [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs sounds like some bad movie]]. (AsideGlance)
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: While Nick is being tortured for information, the Germans will only go so far...
-->'''Von Horst:''' He won't break. We've tried everything! Do you want me to bring out the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeRoy_Neiman Leroy Nieman]] paintings? \\
'''Streck:''' No. [[EvenEvilHasStandards We cannot risk violating the Geneva Convention]].
* CreatorCameo: The three directors, [[Creator/ZuckerAbrahamsAndZucker Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker]], play the three guards who arrest Nick in the "prop room".
* CreditsGag: Lots of fake/funny credits ("HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE - THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE", "FOREEZ - A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW", etc.) and Nick and his backup singers show up in the credits to sing.
* DamselInDistress: Hillary, three times.
** Nick first meets her when she's trying to hide from the police at the hotel restaurant and he lets her by claiming that she's his plus one.
** Nick fully enters the adventure when he spies her being arrested by Sergeant Kruger at the ballet and rescues her, killing Kruger by accident in the process.
** The final action scenes center around Hillary being captured by the mole in the Resistance, with Nick riding to the rescue.
* DeusExMachina: Parodied. Nick is about to be executed by firing squad but they get a call that he is allowed to perform his concert that night. They make the call to stop the execution but the only one close enough to the phone is an elderly woman on a walker. Somehow she gets there. It helps that the firing squad seems to be distracted by [[spoiler:the terrible and overly elaborate arms drilling display they seem forced to perform before actually firing]].
* DepthDeception:
** A telephone looks like it's in the foreground of a close-up shot. Nope, it's really that big.
** Done earlier with the Swedish bookkeeper. When he pulls a magnifying glass from his eye, it's revealed that his eye is actually enormous.
* DirtyCommunists: East Germany is presented as an oppressive land of CommieNazis.
* DontExplainTheJoke: Hillary tries to dissuade Nick from inquiring further into her personal life.
-->'''Hillary''': Some things are much better left unsaid.\\
'''Nick''': Like what?\\
'''Hillary''': Like when you blow your nose with a tissue and put it in your purse and then later you reach in for your lipstick or something and your hand gushes all over it...\\
'''Nick''': You're right. Some things are much better left unsaid.
* DramaticDownstageTurn: While they are parachuting into Flurgendorf Prison, Hillary calls Nick over for a chat. Partway through, she briefly makes a Dramatic Downstage Turn before Nick pulls her back for a kiss.
* ElSpanishO: With pseudo-German. "DAS FENCEN SWITCHEN"
* EveryCarIsAPinto: Parodied, as the Pinto is the only car in the entire film to explode -- with the tiniest, most gentle nudge. The military vehicle that crashes into it manages to leave the scene of the accident successfully, despite being ''on fire''. "You've got to hand it to the Germans -- they make great cars."
* {{Facepalm}}: The Russian opera singer does it when Nick steals his act in the restaurant sequence.
* FakeBand:
** Val Kilmer did his own singing in all the musical scenes, but you can tell with a casual glance in the ones with an instrument that he isn't actually playing that guitar.
** This gets parodied in "Are You Lonesome Tonight," which features a finger picked intro and intricate chord changes despite Nick strumming the same chord for the ''entire'' song.
* FakeOutMakeOut: Nick and Hillary manage to combine this with LostInACrowd, avoiding a patrol by ducking into a park crowded with couples making out and doing likewise.
* FearsomeFoot: Masterfully parodied in a scene in which Nick is trying to infiltrate a fortress by crawling on the grass. He suddenly stops at the sight of a pair of boots in front of him. Slowly looking up in fear, he then realizes... they're just boots, left alone in the grass.
* FictionalSport: ''Skeet surfing'' -- combining skeet shooting with surfing (complete with a parodic Music/TheBeachBoys style surf song) in the opening sequence. This is, of course, [[DontTryThisAtHome as stupidly dangerous as it sounds]], with errant shots hitting palm trees, hang gliders, and even passing airplanes. It's implied that skeet shooting is, in this universe, a randomly popularized sport just as surfing was in the 1960s US.
* FlamesOfLove:
** Parodied when Nick and Hillary first fall in love. As they begin kissing, the camera pans over to a romantic fireplace. They roll over in their embrace, in front of the fireplace... and the camera pans to where another fireplace is burning. They roll over again, in front of that fireplace, and the camera pans to yet another fireplace, ''above'' the last one. [[OverlyLongGag They stand up in front of it, and the camera pans away]] to a window... showing the ''[[ExaggeratedTrope neighboring house burning down]]''.
** Later, they share a tender kiss while parachuting. The camera pans away from them... to show a fireplace also suspended by parachute.
* FullBodyDisguise: The cow suit. It looks very convincing albeit with human boots on the feet (done by using an actual cow with painted-on spots and boots over her hooves), so good it even fools a calf and [[RapeAsComedy a bull]].
* FunetikAksent: There are a couple of banners at Nick's concert that read "Velcome Neek."
* FunnyBackgroundEvent:
** The pizza.
** The pigeon statue.
** The snacks at the ballet.
** The couple screwing in the crowd at the ballet.
** The headwaiter tailoring a new tuxedo for Nick.
** The pilot and Resistance members using the RAF roundel on the side of the plane as a dartboard.
** The multiple fireplaces in the room as Nick and Hillary roll around on the ground. There are ''at least'' 3 (not counting the burning house nearby). Shows up as a RunningGag when another one appears near them while they are parachuting, with its own little parachute.
** When the guards come for Nick and Dr. Flammond's in the doctor's room they tell them to put their hands up, [[spoiler:the captain of the sub the mine dragged in also pops a hatch and raises his hands]].
** As the train pulls away in East Germany, it can be seen that the ''platform'' is being pulled away, while the train itself doesn't move.
** While pretending to be [[spoiler:German soldiers in order to free Dr. Flammond]], Chocolate Mousse and Deja Vu goosestep so hard, their boots go flying off.
* GagPenis: The codpieces of the male ballet dancers are large enough for the female dancers to balance on them. Those shots are usually cut by the censors in network TV broadcasts of the movie.
* GagSub: The East German national anthem, helpfully translated in subtitles. Double gag in that it's actually a high school fight song (Shorewood High School in Wisconsin).
* GratuitousGerman: Overlaps with BilingualBonus.
* {{Hammerspace}}: As the group is escaping from the prison, a squad of German soldiers drive across the field at them. Chocolate Mousse reaches off-screen in a direction where no one is and grabs a Tommy gun that is being held out to him.
* HaplesslyHiding: In the third act, [[ButtMonkey Latrine the rebel]] and TheMole use a cow costume to infiltrate the German hideout where their target is in order to shut down the electrified fence and allow the rest of the team to enter. Unfortunately for the mole, the costume attracts the attention of an amorous bull and just as the mole reveals himself to Latrine, the bull mounts him (he's standing in for the rear part of the cow) and [[BlackComedyRape penetrates him so hard that he spends the next scene walking bow-legged]].
* HollywoodMagnetism: Dr. Flammond develops the Polaris magnetic mine. Instead of being attracted to ships and blowing them up like a regular magnetic mine, it's so powerful it drags ships to itself from hundreds of miles away.
* HollywoodTactics: Combined with MissingStepsPlan, no explanation is given as to how using a wunderwaffen to destroy submarines in the Mediterranean will allow a nation that isn't on the Mediterranean to conquer another nation that isn't on the Mediterannean in a land war.
* HopeSpot: The phone conversation about the man Rivers sent to the hospital.
-->'''Streck:''' What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.\\
''[[{{Beat}} (hangs up, Nick looks relieved)]]''\\
'''Streck:''' He's dead.
* HypocriticalHumor: Déjà Vu consoles Nick over the possible loss of his love interest that adversity is a part of life; what is important is learning to deal with it "in a ''mature'' and ''adult'' fashion." He then promptly sneezes and overreacts in the most immature fashion imaginable to getting snot all over his hands.
-->'''Déjà Vu:''' '''''[=AAAAaaAAaAaAaaaAAAaaAAaAAhhHh--=]''''' ''[runs across the room in a panic and crashes through a window]''
* IDrankWhat: Nick is upset over Hillary carrying [[{{Pun}} a torch]] for Nigel. Chocolate Mousse [[DrowningMySorrows passes him a bottle]], which he drinks from, followed by a SpitTake.
-->'''Nick:''' What the hell is this stuff?\\
'''Chocolate Mousse:''' Gasoline. HAHAHAHAHA. (glug, glug, glug)
* ImprobableAimingSkills: Chocolate Mousse fires a machine gun into a melee and only hits the bad guys. He then gets a high five from a JiveTurkey.
-->"My man!"
* JumpingOnAGrenade: A Resistance member attempts a noble sacrifice in the barn fight, but alas, everyone else explodes.
* JustTheIntroductionToTheOpposites: In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, three human beings descend from the sky to relieve themselves on a large statue of a pigeon.
* KarmicRape: While breaking into a top-secret facility, [[spoiler:Nigel]] is dressed in the rear half of a cow costume. After he reveals himself to be TheMole who has betrayed the Resistance to the East German government, he is attacked and anally raped by a bull.
* LaResistance: The French Resistance is in UsefulNotes/EastGermany. [[RuleOfFunny We don't know why.]]
* LastMinuteReprieve: Nick is so popular that the consulate insists on him giving one last performance before his execution.
* LethalJokeItem: The [[AssShove "Anal Intruder" jackhammer-powered dildo.]]
-->'''Streck:''' What he did not realize was that, in this country, we use 220-volt current. He was found [[DoubleEntendre impaled]] upon a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could, [[BaitAndSwitch but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face]].
* LineOfSightName: Nick's father got the idea for his name while he was shaving.
* TheLoinsSleepTonight: Parodied. It seems that Hillary is consoling Nick for his failure to perform, but it turns out that she's reading a trashy romance novel out loud.
%% * LookBehindYou: The second variant.
* LostInACrowd: Nick and Hillary hide from German pursuit by mixing with a crowd of lovers in a park and [[FakeOutMakeOut making out along with them]].
* LowClearance: Two men are fighting atop a train. One of them sees a bridge and ducks. The other doesn't, [[MadeOfIron causing the bridge to be destroyed]].
* LuminescentBlush: When Nick [[spoiler:emerges victorious from the river]], Hillary is so flushed with relief her ''breasts light up''.
* MadeOfExplodium: The [[EveryCarIsAPinto Ford Pinto]] in the field detonates from the slightest tap on the rear bumper. It's the only vehicle in the film that does so.
* MadeOfIron: In the TraintopBattle, Kruger not only {{No Sell}}s Cedric's punches, but when he falls prey to the classic "low bridge" kill, ''the bridge breaks''. He then dies in a self-inflicted RailingKill later on.
* MadeOfPlasticine: Parodied. A guard falls off a building, lands on his back, and ''shatters''. (Also counts as a classic RailingKill)
* MaltShop: The heroes visit one, in UsefulNotes/EastGermany, for pizza and beer.
* MeaningfulName:
** Nick and Hillary discuss the meaning of their respective names over dinner.
--->'''Hillary:''' My name is Hillary. It means, "She whose bosoms defy gravity".[[note]]The name actually comes from the Latin/Greek "hilarius", and means cheerful or merry[[/note]]\\
'''Nick:''' ''(after a {{beat}})'' My name's Nick.\\
'''Hillary:''' "Nick"? What does that mean?\\
'''Nick:''' I don't know; my father [[LineOfSightName thought of it while he was shaving]].
** Nigel "The Torch" -- Hillary carries a torch for him. Also, there is another way to interpret [[GagPenis "torch"]].
** The {{Code Name}}s of all of the members of LaResistance are meaningful in some way.
* MetaGuy: Nick somehow manages to function as the OnlySaneMan in this farcical endeavor by calling out the ContrivedCoincidence of Hillary meeting her old lover, among other things.
* MicrophoneSwinging: PlayedForLaughs in during Nick's concert performance. While singing "How Silly Can You Get?", he sings with the microphone still in the stand and inches towards the end of the stage as the stand magically stretches with him.
%%* MobileKiosk: Vendor.
* ModelPlanning: What begins as PlanningWithProps segues into this, with elaborate models and a working train set.
* TheMole: Someone in the Resistance is feeding the Germans information on their plans and targets. Latrine intercepts a message from this mole outside the pizza house. [[WhackAMole Suspicion briefly falls on Nick]] before he can prove his identity. It turns out to be [[spoiler:Nigel, who was evidently "turned" during his time with the Russian salvage pirates]].
* MovingBuildings: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akLC_JMjpjA Nick Rivers is aboard a train]]. It appears to pull away from the station, but as we look out the train's window we see that the station has pulled away from the train.
* NamedAfterTheInjury: When Hillary (a French woman) asks Nick what his name means, he replies, "Oh nothing... my dad thought of it while he was shaving."
* NationalAnthem: The German anthem is parodied by copying a school fight song (Shorewood High School in Wisconsin) and making up fake lyrics.
-->''Hail, hail East Germany\\
Land of fruit and grape\\
Land where you'll regret\\
If you try to escape\\
No matter if you tunnel under\\
Or take a running jump at the wall\\
Forget it, the guards will kill you,\\
If the electrified fence doesn't first.''
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Skeet surfing. Represented by a song spoofing both [[Music/TheBeachBoys "Surfin' USA" and "California Girls"]].
* NotSoDire: Nick is captured and put in prison in East Germany. In the next shot, a clearly unwell Nick is scratching the twentieth mark on the cell walls. His manager arrives and Nick says "Thank God you're here. It's been 20 minutes already!."
* ObsessiveCompulsiveBarkeeping: While Nick Rivers is fighting Nigel in the underwater bar, in the background the barkeeper can be seen polishing a glass with a cloth.
* OffTheShelfFX: Inverted. The "cow suit" is really an actual cow with boots on.
* TheOner: see RewindGag below: Nick and Hillary's visit to the Swedish bookstore is shot in a single take
* TheOneThingIDontHateAboutYou:
-->'''Deja Vu:''' You've got to hand it to the Germans, they make great cars.
* OralFixation: Du Quois is ''constantly'' chewing on a toothpick in every scene he's in. At one point, during a gunfight, he nervously throws the toothpick away -- and immediately pulls another one from behind his ear.
* PigLatin: The priest: "Ooreyay oingay ootay etgay iedfray in the airchay."[[note]]"You're going to get fried in the chair."[[/note]]
* PlanningWithProps: The plan to infiltrate Fleurgendorf Prison starts with simple props before graduating to ModelPlanning.
* ProductionForeshadowing:
** Val Kilmer and Michael Gough would share the screen again in ''Film/BatmanForever''.
** Later that year, Lucy Gutteridge and Michael Gough also both had minor roles in the George C. Scott version of ''A Christmas Carol''.
* PurelyAestheticEra: While ostensibly set in TheEighties, Nick's Elvis-style shenanigans and the East Germans PuttingOnTheReich (to say nothing of the French Resistance) conjure a realm that's a pastiche of the early/mid-20th Century.
* RecklessGunUsage: Responsible gun handling and skeet surfing are mutually exclusive concepts, which the song's music video makes perfectly clear. The targets of stray shots include a palm tree, a hang-glider, and an airplane.
* RewindGag: There's a scene in which the characters speak Swedish, except it's actually English recorded backwards. The entire scene was filmed in reverse, which becomes more obvious as it goes along.
* RuleOfFunny: Why are there French Freedom fighters in East Germany? Why does the climax take place in an underwater tavern? [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Where did those men peeing on the bird statue come from?]] The plot is a set-up for a grand farce, and nothing needs to make sense.
* RunningGag:
** [[AlmostDeadGuy "Latrine!"]]
** The same German guards keep breaking open the doors... forcing everyone in each instance (including a submarine commander!) to raise their hands in surrender.
* SalvagePirates: Leads to gang rape. And an aversion to capitalism. [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx, Lenin]], Creator/LRonHubbard and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Laker Freddie Laker]].
* ScaryBlackMan: Chocolate Mousse is a parody of a Scary Black Man, doing such "classically" badass things as eating a cigar, drinking gasoline, and wielding a front-loader cannon as a sidearm. He's also an [[ImprobableAimingSkills impossibly good shot]] with a machine gun.
* SexyDiscretionShot: [[FlamesOfLove To a fireplace]]. When the couple rolls into view in front of the fireplace, the camera pans again -- to ''another'' fireplace. In some cuts, the camera eventually pans to a window with a view of a burning building. Further parodied some minutes later when a kiss between the two parachuting protagonists cuts to a fireplace hanging from another parachute.
* ShoutOut: A whole lot. Some include:
** ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' during the farewell scene.
** "Skeet Surfin'" is a shoutout to Music/TheBeachBoys and similar surf music -- though one song is a duet with Music/TammyWynette, also about skeet.
** The shot of Creator/PeterCushing with the magnifying glass (that turns out not to be one) mimics [[http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/peter-cushing-in-a-scene-from-the-film-the-skull-1965-news-photo/138573660#peter-cushing-in-a-scene-from-the-film-the-skull-1965-picture-id138573660 a scene]] from Creator/AmicusProductions' 1965 Brithorror ''The Skull''.
** Hillary's backstory is a spoof of ''Film/{{The Blue Lagoon|1980}}''.
** Nick's motorcycle ride (with jumps over a fence, and later a line of buses) heavily resembles ''Film/TheGreatEscape''. Except for the bus jumping, of course. That's more like [[Series/HappyDays The Fonz]].
** Is it a coincidence that Hillary seems to be a visual expy of Ilsa Lund from ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''?
* SicEm: The rubber stamp of "Find Him and Kill Him."
* SmokingHotSex: After the calf blowjob scene, the "cow" is seen smoking a cigarette.
* SoftGlass: Parodied when a gun gets bent trying to break a window. Followed by a sledgehammer shattering against it.
* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Agent Cedric is stuck inside a car crushed into a cube by a car crusher/compacter. After he gets to Hillary Flammond's room, he tells her that a ballet ticket is inside the car's glove compartment. As she leans across the cube to open it, her breasts fall across his face and the car's radio antenna extends into the air.
* SquirtingFlowerGag: While Cedric is meeting with the blind Resistance agent/novelties salesman, the agent asks Cedric to sniff the flower on his lapel. When Cedric does so, the flower squirts water on his face.
* SpitefulSpit: After General Streck tells Nick that his manager is dead and that no one will be coming to save him, Nick spits ''across the room'' in the general's face. In the TV version, it ''ricochets '' twice before hitting him.
* SpySpeak: Used on multiple occasions by characters as a '''[[TrustPassword Sign/Countersign]]'''.
-->'''Agent Cedric:''' Do you know any good white basketball players?\\
'''Blind Man:''' There ''are'' no good white basketball players, my friend.\\\
'''Hillary:''' Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims Tournament?\\
'''Blind Man:''' In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.\\\
'''Hillary:''' My father is Dr. Paul Flammond.\\
'''Bookstore Owner:''' I'm sorry. I don't know a Dr. Flammond.\\
'''Hillary:''' He told me you may have a book of Swedish poems by Von Brieson.\\
'''Bookstore Owner:''' So you are Hillary Flammond!
* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: The first time Chocolate Mousse throws the grapnel at the prison walls, the rope goes out and out--and then it's revealed that he missed and they have to beat a hasty retreat to avoid getting hit as it comes back down.
* StarbucksSkinScale: Parodied. In a group of French Resistance fighters [[ThemeNaming named after French foodstuffs]], the sole Black member is called "Chocolate Mousse."
* SurrealThemeTune: "Skeet Surfin'"
* TakeThat: As General Streck introduces Bruno and Klaus:
--> "Klaus is a moron, who knows only what he reads in the New York Post."
* ThisIsReality: Played with:
-->'''Hillary:''' I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.\\
(Awkward pause. Nick and Hillary [[AsideGlance look toward the camera, embarrassed]].)
* ThoseWackyNazis: While the East Germans are primarily portrayed as [[CommieNazis parodic communist versions of Nazis]], there are frequent direct references to them in the sight gags, such as a novelty clock in the malt shop portraying a cartoon Adolf Hitler whose arms are the clock hands, and General Von Streck passing the time by reading "Hermann Goering's Workout Book."
* TimeMarchesOn: Some jokes and plot points have aged rather poorly.
** East Germany ceased to exist in 1989.
** Early on Nick threatens to put Colonel von Horst on the Montgomery Ward catalog mailing list, the company went bankrupt in 2001 (another company operating as an online retailer has since taken up the name).
** Hillary provides the blind man with a letter that must reach New York by Tuesday, that he later burns to keep out of enemy hands - a Publisher's Clearing House letter. Publisher's Clearing House stopped sending adverts by mail in the early 2010s.
** Amusingly, the election of reality TV star Donald Trump in 2016 means that Hillary's comment about actors becoming President in the finale is ''still'' relevant more than a decade after the death of Ronald Reagan.
* TraintopBattle: Parodied hard. The bad guy owes the transit authority a new bridge.
* TravelMontage: A dotted line makes its way along a streetmap... and is subsequently eaten by VideoGame/PacMan.
* TrojanPrisoner: Chocolate Mousse and Déjà Vu pretend to take Nick prisoner as part of their bid to infiltrate Fleurgendorf prison. It must be mentioned that Chocolate Mousse is a ''black man'', wearing a German soldier's uniform, in a German prison. The guards seem to notice this discrepancy, yet not one says a word, due to Chocolate Mousse being a ScaryBlackMan.
* TwoMenOneDress: The cow suit has a front and a back end. An argument ensues over who gets to [[{{Pun}} be the asshole]].
* UglySlavicWomen: A variant on this theme, when they comically present the "East German Women's Olympic Team" (East Germany being a vassal state of the Soviet Union, i.e. Russia), looking [[BrawnHilda like male bodybuilders in drag]]; a reference to the fact that the East German women athletes were given testosterone to make themselves better athletes (and therefore appeared manlier).
* UnderdressedForTheOccasion: Nick shows up at the restaurant in casual attire, and is informed by the staff that a coat and tie are required. They proceed to tailor them for him on the spot.
* UnorthodoxReload: Chocolate Mousse reloads his tommy gun like a musket.
* VisualPun: All over the place:
** A farmer is driving a cart led by a little horse that is coughing:
--->'''Farmer:''' Oh, he caught a cold the other day, and he is just a little hoarse.
** During dinner between Hillary and Nick :
--->'''Nick:''' I'm sorry, I don't speak German.\\
'''Hillary:''' That's all right, I know a little German. He's sitting over there.\\
''(cue a little man dressed in traditional Bavarian clothes standing up and waving at them)''
** "Hermann Goering's Workout Book". The Reichsmarshall was known to be obese.
* WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve: The Resistance leader "The Torch" tells Nick Rivers that at exactly midnight a truck will arrive at the restaurant they're in and drive him to the East German border.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse:
** The Resistance may have rescued the man being forced to build the Polaris Mine, but they left the nearly complete mine behind, along with whatever plans there were. What's keeping the Germans from having someone else finish it and using it at a later date?
** In some cuts of the film, Omar Sharif's character and Streck vanish from the film. A scene in which Sharif (still trapped in the remains of his car!) gets revenge on Streck by smashing ''his'' car in the junkyard exists in some versions, answering this question.
* WhoWouldWantToWatchUs: See ThisIsReality, above.
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[-[[Film/TheWizardOfOz "And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!"]]-]