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[[caption-width-right:300: A tale of jets, romance, and [[{{Padding}} refueling.]]]]

''The Starfighters'' is a 1964 American UsefulNotes/ColdWar action film written and directed by Will Zens, starring Robert Dornan, Richard Jordahl and Richard Masters.

Ostensibly a story about a young pilot who struggles for his stern father's approval while learning to fly the Air Force's most advanced fighter jet, in reality it's an hour-and-a-half {{Infomercial}} for the Lockheed F-104 "Starfighter."

Air Force pilot John Witkowski ''Jr.'' transfers to George Air Force Base to begin training in the shiny new F-104, quickly becoming an ace, but his Congressman father disapproves and attempts to pull strings to get his son transferred out of the Starfighter squadron. John refuses. Meanwhile John goes on blind dates with his married friends who've set him up with a nice farmgirl from Iowa, and he quickly gets shot down. In the climax of the film, a storm disrupts a training exercise, crashing one plane and forcing Witkowski to land at another air base, but it's okay; everyone is recovered safe and sound. At the end, the Starfighter squadron is deployed to Europe; John goes with them against the wishes of his father, leaving behind his fledgling LoveInterest.

Of course, the real star of the film is the F-104 Starfighter. We get lots of StockFootage of [[TechnologyPorn the Starfighter in action]] and lots of shots of it [[{{Padding}} inactive]] as well. Meanwhile the film's lead actor, Robert "B-1 Bob" Dornan, went on to become a U.S. Congressman.

The film never had a wide release, and was shown mostly in [[DriveInTheater drive-ins]], a.k.a. filler for teens to make out in cars. Think of it as being a bit like ''Film/TopGun'' if it had been set at an airbase rather than on a carrier and made by utterly incompetent people.

For the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' version, please go to the [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E12TheStarfighters episode recap page]]. Not to be confused with ''Film/TheLastStarfighter''.

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!!''The Starfighters'' provides examples of:

* AsYouKnow: The flight instructor describes the basic function of an air-to-air missile, and actually says "as you know" to the trainees as he's explaining it to them.
* CharacterShilling: The characters talk about how great Witkowski, Jr. is at flying, but it's an InformedAbility since all of the footage is stock and looks the same.
* CoversAlwaysLie: The poster makes it sound like there will be some cool outer space action, but while the Starfighters could reach the upper atmosphere, they do no such thing here, instead flying to normal 30,000 feet heights, technically "the edge of space".
%%* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The refueling scenes.
* DontExplainTheJoke: The base commander makes a joke about never being able to hit the dummy plane targets, the flight leader mentions that maybe if they paint a swastika on it he'll be able to shoot it down in seconds, before telling everyone that the Base commander had a high kill count during WWII for anyone that couldn't figure it out.
* EverybodySmokes: Most of the characters are regularly seen with cigarettes.
* ExactWords: The subplot of Witkowski Sr. hounding the base commander to transfer his son to a unit with bigger planes concludes with the commander informing him that Witkowski Jr. has indeed been reassigned. Witkowski Sr. is thrilled... until his son informs him his unit has simply been transferred to Europe.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Averted if you expect the movie to be a space opera. Very much played straight if you know your airplanes. Lots and lots of Starfighter footage indeed.
* FighterLaunchingSequence: A lot less exciting on an Air Force Base as opposed to [[Film/TopGun a carrier]].
* InformedAbility: Witkowski Jr. is said to be an excellent pilot that stands out above his peers, but nothing shown to the audience demonstrates this.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: The flight suit for the fighter jets is called "poopie suit." TruthInTelevision: It was called as such because the pilot sweated so much in the suit, it smelled like he pooped in it. The other nickname for the flight suit was "the body condom."
* JustLikeMakingLove: No, this isn't about the endless refueling scenes. One of the higher-ups flat-out says flying a fighter jet is like making love.[[note]]'''Crow''': You have to pay?[[/note]]
* ShortDistancePhoneCall: RunningGag in the film -- one pilot in the officer's club calls another pilot, who answers the call in the next phone booth over. First pilot talks the second into doing the first a favor to clear the way for a date; second agrees, and hangs up. The first pilot walks over to the second pilot and finishes explaining the details, then walks off. The second pilot goes "[[DelayedReaction Hey]]!" a second later. (Bob's the second pilot the first time, and the first pilot the second run through the gag.)
* StockFootage: Hoo boy. The movie would be about 15 minutes long if not for the stock footage.
* SoundtrackDissonance:
** "...bringing you hot munitions and cool jazz." The pilots practice bombing the crap out of targets in the desert while muzak plays:
--->'''Crow:''' We're gonna bomb 'em back to the Jazz Age!
** Later, when the smooth chorus returns, Servo notes "Ah, [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Association The Association]] is back!" The SOL crew then ponder if it's "is" or "are".
* TechnologyPorn: The F-104 is shown from many angles both while grounded and while in flight. Its capabilities and basic weapon systems are described and it's shown shooting at training targets. This entire film is basically an advertisement for the plane.
* ThoseTwoGuys: Played with. The film starts with John Witowski and Bob York arriving at the airbase together from their previous assignment, suggesting that they will be this trope; then they are hooked with Gene Lyons, suggesting a FreudianTrio [[note]]but there's not enough characterization for that[[/note]]. After John meets his LoveInterest and they start double-dating with Gene and his wife, Bob forms a ThoseTwoGuys dynamic with Fred O'Brien (see ShortDistancePhoneCall, above).
* WellDoneSonGuy: Witkowski is excited about his squadron being transferred to Europe - and his {{Jerkass}} father merely says nothing and ''hangs up on him''. Gee, thanks, Dad. Then again, Witkowski Sr. was ridiculously insistent that his boy switch from fighters to bombers, not just leaving for Europe.
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