After traveling to Africa, a woman learns the secret of eternal youth - unfortunately, it entails regularly sacrificing young men.
[[folder:Synopsis (From the [=MST3k=] wiki)]]
Dr. Paul Talbot is trying to find the secret of eternal youth. A 152 year-old African woman, Mala, approaches Paul and offers him her tribe's secret to long life, a special orchid pollen, but he is doubtful until she demonstrates how she has kept herself alive. He tells the secret to his estranged, alcoholic, and aged wife, June, and gets an guide to help them go on an expedition to Mala's village.
During the dangerous journey, June realizes Paul only wants her along to test the potential potion and becomes enraged. June, Paul, and the guide are captured by Mala's tribe and arrive just in time to see Mala undergo a special ceremony, extracting the pineal hormones of a man with a spiked ring, killing him in the process. She then mixes it with the pollen and drinks it to make her young again. Mala makes an offer for June to use the ring; Paul wants to use the opportunity to escape and "get help". However, June turns the tables and chooses Paul as the man she will kill. She undergoes the ceremony, and she and the guide then create a distraction, steal the ring and pollen, and escape. However, as Mala implied, the effect is temporary; June realizes she must keep killing men to keep young and alive, and so kills the guide after they become lost in the jungle.
When she arrives back in the states, Sally, Paul's shrewishly-voiced nurse, is dating Neil, June's wimpish but mildly attractive lawyer. June uses her new youth to pretend to be Terry Hart, her own niece; she constantly hits on Neil and makes Sally utterly jealous. She also goes around town, using her older form, to trick drunks and con men for their sweet, sweet pineal juice. Neil eventually falls in love with Terry, and decides to end it with Sally. Sally confronts Terry and tries to send her to New York via gun; the two fight, and Terry kills her with the ring.
During a romantic evening she has planned with the now free Neil, a detective investigating one of the men she's killed comes to her home and confronts her; he discovers Sally's body in the closet. Crazed, June rants about the formula for youth and tries to prove it using Sally's pineal juice, however June does not stop aging - in fact, she begins to age even more rapidly. Realizing she's lost everything, she throws herself off of her second-story bedroom balcony and reveals her horrible secret in death.
For the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode see ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E02TheLeechWoman here]] ''
!!Tropes used in ''The Leech Woman'':
* AllTakeAndNoGive / MasochismTango: June and Talbot, ''and HOW''.
* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: Subverted. Talbot acts the part, but he's just using June straight 'til the end. [[spoiler:His.]]
* ButNotTooBlack: The actresses who played Old and Young Nalla (Estelle Hemsley and Kim Hamilton, respectively). All of the background tribswomen, as well, are noticeably lighter-skinned than the males.
* CallingCard: June accidentally leaves one behind after she murders the sleazy guy. Oops.
* DespairEventHorizon: June, after drinking Sally's pineal juice and having her aging ''accelerate'' rather than reverse.
* DreamingOfThingsToCome: Just prior to the movie, Malla had dreams of blood, with June as the central figure.
* [[spoiler:DrivenToSuicide]]: [[spoiler:June]].
* EconomyCast: There's no story-related reason that Neil needs to be dating Paul's nurse. However, by having him do so, the producers were able to avoid having to cast two separate actresses as the nurse and Neil's girlfriend.
* FountainOfYouth: ''and'' of Oldth.
* GoldDigger: Dr. Talbot's a male version.
* GreatWhiteHunter: David.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[spoiler:Dr. Talbot brings June with him to Africa so she can test the rejuvenation potion. Guess who dies so she can become young?]]
* HollywoodHomely. June is actually not that bad-looking; it's just years of emotional abuse and alcoholism have taken their toll on her appearance.
* ImmortalityImmorality: There's only one place to get pineal juice, and it ain't Wal-mart.
* IWasQuiteALooker: ''Oh'' yeah.
* JerkAss: Paul Talbot
* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: June starts off as a sympathetic character, but after one shot of the youth formula, she became all too eager to kill in order to preserve her youth.
* LoveMartyr: June is legitimately, whole-heartedly, pathetically in love with Paul.
* ManipulativeBastard: Paul sees literally everyone around him as nothing but tools for him to use to advance his own ambitions, honeys them up with fake praises and promises only to abandon them the moment they are no longer useful to him. [[spoiler:It ultimately leads to his death]].
* MayDecemberRomance: Sans "romance", in Paul and June's case. June and Neil play it a bit straighter - at least in chronological terms.
* MightyWhitey: Surprisingly averted in a 1950's film.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Just before June [[spoiler:offs herself]], she utters the following when seeing that Sally's pineal secretions were backfiring on her:
-->'''June''': It's not working...I killed Sally for ''nothing!''
* [[MyGrandsonMyself My Niece Myself]]
* NamesTheSame: The main characters share the same surname as a certain [[LawrenceTalbot hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent]].
* NonindicativeName: Though she does, technically, "leech", June is not, alas, a leech-woman. [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot * Sigh* ]]
* OlderThanTheyLook: Thanks to the naipe, Malla doesn't ''quite'' look 152 years old.
* OutWithABang: Malla's tribe uses the pineal ceremony to allow old women to go out this way.
* PhlebotinumBreakdown: Naipe alone = slowed aging, naipe + male pineal juice = youth serum, naipe + female pineal juice = Bride of the [[TalesFromTheCrypt Cryptkeeper.]]
* PhlebotinumMuncher: ...and a subject suffers RapidAging if they don't keep supplementing their doses.
* PlayingGertrude: June's implied to be approximately in her mid-fifties or so, and much older then Paul. At the time of filming, Coleen Gray was about 37 or 38 - 13 years younger then the man who played her husband. Justified, of course; it's a lot harder to make an older actor look ''young'' than to make a younger actor look ''old''.
* PlotRelevantAgeUp: Inverted with Malla, played straight (to ill effect) with June.
* RapidAging: [[spoiler:This is the consequence of drinking ''female'' pineal juice instead of male, as June learns the hard way]].
* StockFootage: "Real Africa...''Hollywood Africa!''"
** After ''several'' minutes of Africa footage, Mike and the 'bots declare it to be "more like stock ''mileage'' at this point."
* TheAlcoholic: June. "Here's to you, whiskey! Guardian of all frustrated wives!"
** Although, her alcoholism is forgiveable. Her codependency isn't.
* TooDumbToLive: Apparently the restoration of her youth shaved off a few dozen of Malla's IQ points. "Well, I ''had'' been having psychic dreams about you becoming a murderer, but since I'm young now, I don't really care any more. Think I'll go get laid - seize the day, you know. Anyway, you've got free rein of the village 'til we execute you and your heavily-armed boyfriend tomorrow! Ta!"
** Neil Foster probably counts too. A supposedly intelligent lawyer lets himself be instantly seduced away from his fiancee by a client's niece whom he'd never heard of until she appears, and who looks and sounds exactly like a younger version of his client.