->''"I say [[{{Scatting}} I-I-I-I-I want the kniiife!]] ... please."''

''The Golden Child'' is a modern fantasy film released in 1986, starring Creator/EddieMurphy, Creator/CharlesDance, Charlotte Lewis, Victor Wong, and J.L. Reate as the titular Golden Child and co-produced by Creator/IndustrialLightAndMagic. It is a [[AffectionateParody tongue-in-cheek take]] on the entire genre of ChosenOne stories, complete with a TricksterMentor, CardCarryingVillain, and the lovable KarmicTrickster antics of Murphy.

Chandler Jarrell (Murphy) is a private detective specializing in missing children who is recruited by Kee Nang (Lewis) to come to Tibet to locate and rescue the Golden Child, a boy with mystic powers who has been kidnapped by demonic forces. The BigBad, a sorcerer named Sardo Numspa (Dance), wishes to kill the child to bring about the rule of evil on Earth, but must do so at a specific time with a specific ritual. Jarrell, a cynic and skeptic, is forced to come to terms with the supernatural elements of the world, as he is the ChosenOne who is fated to protect the child. First, however, he must undergo his own training at the hands of "The Old Man", a TricksterMentor played by Victor Wong, and recover the [[MacGuffin Ajanti dagger]] that is the only hope of killing Numspa... or the Golden Child.

!!This film contains examples of the following tropes:

* ActionGirl: Kee Nang kicks serious ass; she's far more capable in combat than Jarrell, scoffing at his attempts to "protect" her.
* AllBikersAreHellsAngels: The Yellow Dragon gang. They're also apparently a [[DepravedHomosexual bunch]] of [[ManlyGay gay]] guys due to their [[WolfWhistle reactions]] to a video to the HairMetal band {{RATT}}.
* TheAppleFallsFar: In the chamber where the Ajanti dagger is kept, Jarrell finds himself walking over a deep dark pit, but he doesn't think it's really deep, so he drops a coin into the abyss, [[OhCrap only to panic]] when he doesn't hear it hit the bottom.
* ArrestedForHeroism: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Numspa, who attempts to have Jarrell arrested at the airport for smuggling the Ajanti dagger. RealityEnsues when Jarrell explains the rules of evidence to him.
* {{Badass}}: Kee Nang is one heck of a martial artist. Jarrell isn't too bad either; he fights off an entire street gang using GoodOldFisticuffs, but has trouble when it comes to the supernatural.
* BadassLongcoat: Numspa likes to dress in a formally archaic style, including a long coat, befitting his role as an EvilSorcerer.
* BavarianFireDrill: How Jarrell is able to get through Nepalese airport security with the dagger
* BigBad: Sardo Numpsa, the man trying to bring about the rule of evil.
* CardCarryingVillain: Numspa drips with cackling villainy, reveling in his evilness and tormenting people just because he can.
* CatapultNightmare: Jarrell awakens abruptly from a "dream" in which Numspa taunts him... and Kee Nang comes on to him.
* CelibateHero: Jarrell, involuntarily. He's assigned this task by the Old Man as a rite of purification, and one of the conditions is that he is ''not'' to tell Kee Nang about it.
* ChekhovsGun: While Chandler Jarrell is in Tibet, Kee Nang's father (masquerading as a beggar) sells him a medallion. Near the end of the movie a demon tries to stab Chandler with the Ajanti Dagger and the medallion [[PocketProtector deflects the blow]].
* TheChosenOne: Jarrell. He's [[ResignedToTheCall not happy about it]].
-->'''Jarrell:''' Why can't someone choose me to go to the Bahamas?
* TheChosenZero
-->'''Kala:''' [hidden behind a screen] Do you have any other questions?\\
'''Jarrell:''' As a matter of fact I do. What are you doing this weekend, because your silhouette is kicking! [snip]\\
'''Kala:''' ''This'' is the Chosen One?\\
'''Doctor Hong:''' [looks embarrassed] Yes.
* {{Corpsing}}: In the airport scene Charlotte Lewis is visibly on the verge of cracking up at Jarrell's antics as she drags him off. Doubly notable as arguably [[DullSurprise the only facial expression she ever shows in the movie]].
* CosmicKeystone: The Golden Child serves this role in the universe, keeping the forces of evil at bay through his mere existence.
* CrosscastRole: J. L. Reate is a girl.
* DeadpanSnarker: Much of the dialogue among the heroic characters consists of them snarking at each other; Jarrell also quips sarcastic at Numspa, much to the latter's annoyance.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: This quote:
-->'''Chandler Jarrell''': Listen, this "Chosen One" thing; it's gone too far now, okay? This is--this is not normal. I'm not saying "no", but the "Chosen One" thing: too far.
-->'''Dr. Hong''': Could you please leave us for a moment?
-->'''Chandler Jarrell''': Yes, y'all talk it over, 'cause this is not a normal thing, and it should be discussed, because it's not normal.
* DreamSequence: Complete with a live StudioAudience, no less.
* ExactWords: After [[spoiler:Kee Nang]] gets shot with a crossbow, Chandler is told that the Golden Child can revive [[spoiler:her]] as long as the sun's rays still touch the body, which is laid in state. After the final battle, Chandler and the Child [[spoiler:see that the sun, shining in through the window, is no longer touching her body. But all they have to do is raise her leg so that the sun is touching her, and the Child is able to revive her.]]
* EvilBrit: Charles Dance in LargeHam fashion as Sardo Numspa.
* EvilSorcerer: Numspa has access to a variety of demonic powers, fittingly since [[spoiler:he is, in fact, a demon]].
* {{Fanservice}}:
** Kicking a biker through a wall, Kee Nang breaks some water pipes. How unfortunate for the audience that her already-sheer white attire gets soaked, especially since she forgot her bra.
** Kee Nang is seductively clothed in the dream sequence as she comes on to Jarrell.
** [[PantyShot Doing somersaults in a skirt]]? Hot. [[spoiler:Being shot with a crossbow?]] [[FanDisservice Not so much.]]
* FriendToAllChildren: Jarrell.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: The Golden Child is seen befriending birds and refuses to eat meat. Or blood.
* GivingThemTheStrip: A beggar takes a $100 bill from Jarrell instead of a $1 bill. Jarrell grabs him and tries to make him give the $100 bill back, but the old man disappears, leaving Chandler holding his clothes.
-->'''Jarrell:''' Has anybody seen a little naked old man running around with a hundred dollars?
* GooGooGodlike: The Golden Child can restore life with his touch, make inanimate objects move, and remove evil thoughts from people. He likely could have freed himself, [[ActualPacifist but he wasn't the violent type.]]
%%* GrievousBottleyHarm
* GuileHero: Jarrel uses his wits frequently to overcome the problems he encounters.
* HalfHumanHybrid: Kala is a half-dragon. Jarrell infers that it must have been HotSkittyOnWailordAction.
* HeelFaceDoorSlam: Til is helpful, but he doesn't last long after the Golden Child touches him.
* HeelFaceTurn: The Golden Child can make Numspa's minions help him if he manages to touch them.
* HellOnEarth: If the Golden Child is killed, Numspa's demon buddies will invade the Earth and take over.
-->'''Jarrell:''' So, if something happens to the kid, the whole world goes to Hell?\\
'''Kala:''' The world will ''become'' Hell.\\
'''Jarrell:''' Ah! It ain't that far off.
* HeroHarassesHelpers: After facing the Yellow Dragons, Chandler tells Kee Nang "Why'd you come in here? Didn't I tell you not to... I told you to stay in the car. Next time I tell you to do something, you do it!".
* ImpossibleTask: Traverse the maze with a full glass of water.
* IncorruptiblePurePureness: The Golden Child, by definition. Part of the EvilPlan is to coerce him into drinking blood, an impure act which would render him vulnerable to harm.
* IShallTauntYou: Used constantly by Jarrell. Also used by the Old Man as part of Jarrell's training.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Jarrell.
* KarmicTrickster: Jarrell.
* LargeHam: Numspa. Also, Jarrell himself (he's EddieMurphy, after all)
* LevitatingLotusPosition: The title character's astrally projected image does this when it appears to Chandler Jarrell.
* LoveInterest: Kee Nang, intentionally, to tempt Jarrell into his role. Later, she genuinely falls for him.
* TheManBehindTheMan: Numpspa is actually a servant of a demonic namless entity (maybe {{Satan}} himself).
* MacGuffin: The Ajanti dagger.
** The Golden Child himself.
* MacGuffinSuperPerson: The Golden Child is something of a child lama, desired by both sides. He doesn't count quite as a MacGuffin since his own abilities and efforts are conducive (if not critical) to his own escape.
* MacGuffinTitle
* ManipulativeBastard: Numspa.
%%* MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot
* MookFaceTurn: The Golden Child does this to two of Numspa's minions: once when they try to kidnap him, and again to one of his guards. His simple physical touch is enough to convert them from evil. Which is why Numspa tells them not to let him touch them.
* MysteriousInformant: Someone calls Jarrell of the missing girl's whereabouts, and didn't give his name.
* MyGreatestFailure: There was an ongoing subplot where Jarrell was searching for a missing child named Cheryll Mosely. He went as far as to hassle other people on the TV show to get them to shut up in order to announce the missing poster and the number for information regarding her whereabouts. He finds her in an abandoned house sprayed with Tibetian graffiti. However she was found dead of blood loss. Her blood was later used in an attempt to impurifiy the Golden Child, by putting it in his Oatmeal. But the child himself is too wise to fall for it.
** The forces of darkness managed to kill a previous Golden Child, which is the reason there's no justice in the world. If the current Golden Child dies, it will mean the death of compassion.
%%* NeckSnap
* OhCrap: When Jarrell bursts in on Numspa in the middle of his ritual, provoking the latter to go OneWingedAngel.
-->'''Jarrell:''' I see you're busy. I'll come back another time.
** Also when he realizes "[[BottomlessPits there's no ground]]" after dropping a quarter and not hearing it land.
* OneWingedAngel: Numspa is really a giant winged demon.
* OnlyMostlyDead: Happens to [[spoiler:Kee Nang]], setting a really strict time limit for the final battle.
* OnlyThePureOfHeart: The Golden Child is immune to harm by the forces of evil so long as he maintains his purity.
** Also invoked with Chandler and the Ajanti dagger, see the WhenYouSnatchThePebble quote.
* OrWasItADream: The scar on Jarrell's arm was ''real''.
* PlummetPerspective: {{Lampshaded}}.
* PocketProtector: Chandler Jarrell's medallion saves his life when the demon tries to stab him with the dagger.
%%* ProtectiveCharm
* RefusalOfTheCall: Jarrell initially;
-->'''Kee Nang''': It is your destiny to seek the Golden Child!\\
'''Jarrell''': Yeah, and it's ''your'' destiny to seek professional help!
* ResignedToTheCall: Jarrell absolutely refuses to believe that he's the ChosenOne all the way through the story, but goes along anyway in order to save the child.
* TheReveal: While Jarrell probably never finds out, we learn the Old Man is Kee Nang's father.
* {{Satan}}: Numspa's supposed master.
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: Even after his identity is revealed, the Old Man cusses and picks his nose a lot.
* SecretTestOfCharacter: Used over and over until Jarrell finally gets the point.
* SexySoakedShirt: Kee Nang gets a sexy scene with her clothes getting wet.
%%* ShamgriLa
* TheSilentBob: The Golden Child doesn't talk until Jarrell finds him (and then only briefly). Still, he's able to express his intentions rather well without doing so.
* SnakePeople: Kala, the librarian behind the screen. One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
-->'''Jarrell:''' Does [[DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal that]] happen a lot [[FarEast where you're from]]?
* StayOnThePath: Subverted and {{lampshaded}}.
-->'''Old Man:''' Remember to stay on the path!\\
'''Jarrell:''' I heard you the first time! Let's just hope the path stays under me!\\
''[After the rickety old bridge he crossed through suddenly explodes]''\\
'''Jarrell:''' I thought you said to stay on the path!\\
'''Old Man:''' Yes, but you must know when to break the rules!
* TakingTheBullet: [[spoiler:Kee Nang]], as Jarrell is about to be shot by Numspa. With a crossbow... ouch.
* TalkingInYourDreams
* TemptingFate: When Jarrell is taking the test to obtain the Dagger he says "This is a piece of cake!" Then it got worse.
* ThatWasNotADream: Chandler has a dream of taunting the Big Bad exactly like you'd expect Eddie Murphy to do, who burns a three-inch scar into the inside of his arm for his chutzpah. [[spoiler:When he wakes up, ''the scar's still there.'' But the part where Kee Nang flirted with him, "That part was dream!"]]
* TricksterMentor: The Old Man. His first appearance is as a street vendor who tricks Jarrell out of his money as a SecretTestOfCharacter.
* VerbalTic: Sardo Numspa has trouble pronouncing the letter "J"; he always pronounces it more like a "Y". {{Lampshaded}} by Jarrell during the dream sequence.
-->'''Numspa:''' I can see it is pointless talking to you, Mr. Jarrell.
-->'''Jarrell:''' Why do you insist on mispronouncing my name, leaving the "J" silent? It's "Jarrell", with a "J".
* TheVoiceless: The Golden Child. {{Lampshaded}} by Jarrell near the end, after he finally says something.
** Also Til, Numspa's henchman.
* WaitHere: A RunningGag.
* WhenYouSnatchThePebble: Jarrell lampshades this.
-->'''Jarrell:''' "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine is such an ass, then I shall have it."
* WickedCultured: Numspa.
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: The Golden Child, of course -- as a Buddha figure he's pretty much got a lock on this trope. For example, he doesn't eat the oatmeal since he knows they're trying to impurify him.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Jarrell is prepared for the whole "magical child fighting demons" thing to be a setup for a scam of some kind, and is not about to be fooled by all the trickery and mumbo jumbo. Turns out he's a wee bit wrong.
* {{Yellowface}}: Charlotte Lewis as Kee Nang.
* YouHaveFailedMe: Numspa kills a minion after he runs away from Jarrell and Kee Nang for his cowardice and possible betrayal.