A modern take on "Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs" (originally titled Sydney White and the Seven Dorks) starring Amanda Bynes.

Motherless girl Sydney White, raised by her father and a group of construction workers, goes off to college with plans of joining her mother's sorority, Kappa Phi Nu.

She quickly makes friends with the other Legacy, ditzy blond SouthernBelle Dinky, and meets the President of Kappa's brother frat, Tyler Prince - who just happens to be the Kappa president Rachel Witchburn's ex. He flirts with her, but Rachel sees and immediately dislikes her.

Sydney is allowed a bid due to the fact her mother was a Kappa, but things do not go well for her. Despite bonding with her fellow potentials, Rachel hates her, she isn't rich, and Tyler has developed quite an interest in her, much to Rachel's disapproval. On the first night of hazing, she brings an inappropriate date to date dash: hypochondriac, allergic, Vortex-dwelling Lenny. She likes him, but Rachel forces her to ditch him and sticks him with the check for some thirty people.

Everything blows up when, at the dance in the dress Rachel gave her, Sydney is kicked out and told, 'You will never be a Kappa.'. Homeless and feeling she has failed her mother, she goes out into the rain, sobbing on the street with her bags in front of the Vortex, so named for sucking in losers a rundown, former student overflow housing on Greek row. Rachel wants the Vortex torn down for her country-club gym for greeks. Lenny and Spanky, two of the seven dorks, offer her a place to stay.

In the morning, Sydney notices just how run down the place is and suggests some repairs. Grumpy Gurkin, writer of People'sPunisher.com, rants about the control Rachel and the rest of the Greek oppression have on campus, making it impossible to get repairs. Later that day, she spots sign-up sheets for student council, sparking their Freedom to the Seventh Power party, stepping out of her own box, and a showdown debate with Rachel.
!!This work provides examples of:
* AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil: Apparently, popular cliques in the dozens can overpower and control a student body in the ''thousands''. Also, budgets can be abused to allow university-owned property to fall below building codes. And Greek Organizations can dominate campus life so much that non-Greeks don't even have their own dorms.
* AllGuysWantSororityWomen
* AlphaBitch: Rachel again.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Rated PG-13 for some language, sexual humour, and partying.
* BigBad: Rachel
* BigNO: When Rachel sees Sydney is now number one.
* BreakTheHaughty: Rachel eventually gets what's coming to her.
* ClingyJealousGirl: Rachel borders on StalkerWithACrush when she shows up in Tyler's room, claiming to have read his emails.
-->"We're {{just friends}} and, you know, I don't like him like that. Only a little. You know, occasionally. [[ShirtlessScene When his shirt's off]]."
* CloudCuckooLander: George. Unable to tie his own shoes, manages to innocently win at poker every time, and still believes in Santa.
* {{Expy}}: Every main character.
** Sydney is Snow White.
** Tyler is PrinceCharming.
** Rachel is the Witch/Stepmother/Queen.
** Dinky is Rose Red (her last name is Rosemead).
** Lenny is Sneezy (allergies).
** Terrence is [[InsufferableGenius Doc]].
** Gurkin is Grumpy (angry blogger).
** Spanky is Happy ([[ADateWithRosiepalms "He keeps]] himself happy").
** Jeremy is Bashful (Talks through his puppet due to chronic shyness).
** Embele is Sleepy (Exchange student with jet lag).
** George is [[CloudCuckooLander Dopey]]
** Rachel's laptop showing the Hot Or Not list is the Magic Mirror
** The computer virus Rachel sends to Sydney's Apple computer is the Poisoned Apple
* CollegeIsHighSchoolPart2: The popularity contests and social hazing seem more important than, y'know, attending classes and earning degrees.
* GenderBlenderName: Especially at the beginning, when the construction workers are signing a card for 'Syd'.
* GoodParents: Sydney may be RaisedByDudes but her father cares for her very much.
* HandPuppet: Jeremy communicates exclusively through one of these, named Skoozer.
* HollywoodNerd: All of the Seven Dorks. They all have awful social skills, they all have stereotypically "nerdy" interests (and never seem to talk about anything else), and none of them seem to have any friends outside of the aforementioned group of seven. Which is a bit conspicuous, since the movie takes place on a college campus (where, in RealLife, being considered a nerd isn't such a bad thing).
* IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: Gurkin threatens to unleash the power of the internet on Tyler if anything happens to Sydney on their first date and register him as a sex offender in all 50 states - and Canada.
* InnocentCohabitation: Sydney stays in a dorm with seven guys.
* MeaningfulName: Tyler [[PrinceCharming Prince]], [[Literature/SnowWhite Sydney White]], [[WickedWitch Rachel Witchburn]] - take your pick.
* OhWait: Sydney to Rachel: If only there was a place for a superficial, materialistic bitch to fit in.
* ProudToBeAGeek: During Sydney's debate, people stand up and proclaim themselves dorks.
* RaisedByDudes: Sydney was raised by construction workers, and can wolf-whistle with the best of them.
* SpoiledSweet: Dinky.
* StudentCouncilPresident
* TheTalk: Due to her mother dying before she went through puberty, Sydney was given "The Talk" by her father. His profession as a plumber led to some interesting use of tubing.
* TVGenius: We don't have any actual proof Terrence is a genius, he just sort of does weird and random stuff.
** Until he shows up in a flash car, having sold his predictive analytic probability theory to ibet.com for ten million dollars. Maybe not a genius per se, but close enough for a fairy tale ending.
* WelcomeToHell skanks! This is pledge enlightenment!
* WickedWitch / WitchWithACapitalB: Rachel, but only in a symbolic way.