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[[caption-width-right:342:If you were this movie, you'd change your name too.]]

This 1955 movie, originally entitled ''Swamp Women'', is the directorial debut of Creator/RogerCorman. It features Creator/BeverlyGarland as AxCrazy Vera and Mike "Series/{{Mannix}}" Connors (credited here as "Touch" Connors) as Bob "[[NonActionGuy the Hostage]]" Matthews.

The film opens in the middle of Mardi Gras, with up-and-coming oil tycoon Bob Matthews promising to take his girlfriend Marie out into the Louisiana marshes to inspect some of his land holdings. Cut to the police station where plucky lady cop Lee Hampton learns she must undertake a dangerous mission to [[TheInfiltration infiltrate]] an all-girl gang, currently in prison, and recover a cache of stolen diamonds. Unfortunately, the only way to recover the diamonds is to join the so-called Nardo Gang and break them out of jail so they can lead Lee to where the diamonds were hidden -- deep in the Louisiana marshes. The gang stumbles across Bob and Marie exploring the bayou and promptly takes them hostage. Lee, already having trust issues with the gang, now finds her cover story [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain increasingly harder to maintain as she tries to protect the hostages]] from the vengeful ladies. It's highly questionable whether ''any'' of them will make it out of the swamp alive.

For the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' version, please go to the [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E03SwampDiamonds episode recap page]].
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!!Tropes:
* ActionGirl: Lee Hampton
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: The Nardo girls think Bob is cute, but he's not criminal enough for them. However...
** SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: Lee and Bob are into each other, especially since Bob catches on that Lee is no crook.
* AndStarring: "Introducing [[note]]and saying "goodbye" to [[/note]] Jil Jarmyn"
** RealLife: Jil Jarmyn said "goodbye" to her career when she had a CatFight with Creator/SusanHayward and filed assault charges on her. Well, she had a regular role on ''The Lineup'', but her career was over by 1964.
* AnimatedCreditsOpening: The credits play out over black-velvet oil paintings subjected to TheKenBurnsEffect.
* AxCrazy: Vera
* CardboardPrison: Justified; the Nardo gang were supposed to escape, so as to lead Lee to the stolen diamonds.
* DeathEqualsRedemption: Played with. After trying to steal both the diamonds and Bob, Vera gets fatally wounded with a spear by the other women. Her last act is to shoot a snake about to bite Bob. One character remarks that the last thing the AxCrazy Vera did was to save someone's life; another responds that "the last thing she did was kill -- kill a snake."
* DidntThinkThisThrough: Billie, upon finding the diamonds, tossing them up in the air and coos, "It's raining diamonds!" Half of them fall into the swamp, but none of the characters seem to care. Tom Servo mutters, "''Not'' a good idea."
* DisposableWoman: Marie. A really paradigmatic example, as it's difficult to explain her role in the plot in any way ''except'' "deliver Bob to Lee so that they can initiate the movie's real romance."
** It also serves as a KarmicDeath, as she is implied to be a GoldDigger (despite having a wealthy family herself) and is [[DirtyCoward willing to sell/abandon Bob to the gang in order to save herself]].
* DistaffCounterpart: The Nardo gals are the girlfriends of an all-male gang (who have already been sent to the chair and are thus never seen).
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Vera, the violent, gun-happy gang moll/diamond thief, gets offended when Marie tries to buy her own freedom without regard for what might happen to Bob. Considering what happened to their boyfriends/lovers, it's probably a sore spot.
* FanService: The gals all chopping their long pants into [[ShowSomeLeg short shorts]]. Not even {{Handwave}}d by the heat, it's just patently FanService. Because mosquitos and leeches.
** Actually, they do it because they're drunk. One of them even declares that it's not a bright idea -- but the leader says in a drunken giggle that the Nardo girls never wore pants like a bunch of boys.
* GirlsBehindBars: The Nardo Girls are introduced in prison...
* TheInfiltration / TheMole: ...and Lee has to go to jail in order to break them out, so they can lead her to the loot.
* InformedAbility: Vera's marksmanship: "She can hit anything she can see."
** Lampshaded by [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel and the bots]] a few moments later when Vera, sitting high up in a tree, shoots at Billie on the ground... by firing her gun ''straight ahead''. "Are the bullets supposed to '''fall''' on them?"
* ItsAlwaysMardiGrasInNewOrleans: The opening scene. Couldn't just be a couple walking down the New Orleans street on a normal night.
* LonersAreFreaks: Even hardened crooks think so.
-->'''Vera:''' Lone wolf. You can't trust them.
* [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Most Definitely Not A Hero]]: Lee has a bit of a hard time playing a hard-bitten criminal while trying to protect the lives of the hostages. She is able, for a while, to HandWave it with "Guns make noise, and noise travels"; but when she balks at killing Bob even when offered a knife, the gig is up.
* NonActionGuy: Bob the Hostage. Although he does get one action moment right at the end, when he blindsides Billie and knocks her out (while still tied up, no less) during Lee's big fight with Josie. There's another moment mid-film where he tries to help Lee save Marie from an alligator, but by the time he manages to swim out there the action is over.
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