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[[caption-width-right:300:Simon ''Sez'': Don't make a terrible [[Main/The90s late 90s]] action thriller starred a famous NBA player after ''Film/DoubleTeam'' but got [[Main/MedalOfDishonor a 0%]] on Website/RottenTomatoes. [[labelnote:Oops!]][[https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/simon_sez ''Simon didn't say...'']][[/labelnote]]]]

''Simon Sez'' is a 1999 action thriller starring Creator/DennisRodman and Creator/DaneCook, and stars the former as Interpol agent Simon, who must go on a mission from France to stop an arms dealer and rescue a kidnapped girl, along with the help of some dancing "cyber monks". Just when you thought ''Film/DoubleTeam'' wasn't enough to stop Rodman, along comes this!
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!!This film provides examples of:
* AllMonksKnowKungFu: They also know how to dance, too!
* CanonImmigrant: It seems like much more than mere coincidence that Dennis Rodman starred in two movies that feature [[Film/DoubleTeam Cyber Monks]].
* EroticDream: Nick had a dream of him playing TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} with Creator/DrewBarrymore while '''humping on a couch, fully-clothed.'''
* DynamicEntry: Happens ''twice'' at the start of two fights against Simon.
* InterpolSpecialAgent: Simon works for Interpol, but operates more like James Bond.
* LargeHam: The main villain likes acting in this film.
* SlapSlapKiss: With some ClothingDamage thrown in.
* XtremeKoolLetterz: Its in the title.
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