''Sexmission'' (''Seksmisja'' in Polish) is a 1984 Polish ScienceFiction film.

Two men, Albert and Maks, are chosen to be cryogenically hibernated as part of a test. However, something goes very wrong and they are left frozen for many more years than they were supposed to. They wake up in a post-apocalyptic underground totalitarian world inhabited entirely by women, and find themselves defending the very fact that they're men. In the future, it seems, all of history has been re-written to only star female heroes, and men have since been done away with entirely. But is everything as it seems, and are men really useless, like the new society claims? Can Albert and Maks turn the world back on the right track?

The ensuing adventure is part sci-fi sex comedy, part harsh criticism on Eastern European Communism. Or any totalitarism. The film is still well-loved in Poland and other post-Communist countries.

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!!This film contains examples of following tropes:
* AfterTheEnd
* AirVentPassageway: Combined directly with SoMuchForStealth
* AllJustADream: Played with, as ''a dream of this very trope being used'' occurs at one point.
* ApocalypticLog: A piece of newspaper from 1993 found in an old wellington reveals some details about the political situation short before the war, like dissolving of United Nations.
** [[HilariousInHindsight Or USA being in debts]], so they sold Alaska.
* BrickJoke: Just after being woken up, protagonists have problems with artificial food, stored in weird containers. [[spoiler:For example some sort of paste is stored in an egg-shaped jar opened by twisting it. Three guesses what happens near the finale when Lamia's served a real egg.]]
* ChanceActivation: The capsule is activated when one of the male protagonists curses. [[spoiler:It makes sense considered Her Excellency, who had set the password, is male.]]
* [[spoiler:CityInABottle]]: [[spoiler:The nuclear wasteland that appears to surround the entrance hatch to the base (and the periscope used to observe the surface from the inside) turns out to be a circular backdrop in the middle of perfectly fine seaside location.]]
* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Even if the film was criticising Soviet system, it was greenlit in USSR for its {{aesop}} of evils of totalitarian society and historical revisionism. Only the title had to be changed to ''New Amazons'', since "sex and violence propaganda" was an article of criminal code and the topic had to be avoided.
* DepopulationBomb: A male gene-suppressing weapon GoneHorriblyWrong exterminated the male population, due to [[spoiler:historical revisionism of Women League. Seemingly it worked more or less as intended, but most of remaining boys were converted to women.]]
* DisguisedInDrag: [[spoiler:Her Excellency!]]
** Also Albert and Maks in the penultimate scene.
* ElevatorEscape: Lots of them.
* EscapeFromTheCrazyPlace: The room where Albert and Maks are held looks almost like the one from asylum. It's even lampshaded by Maks.
** And then it turns out the Women League's "council hall" is located directly above it.
* EscapeSequence: Most of the film is this.
* {{Fanservice}}: Quite a lot for obvious reasons - see InnocentFanserviceGirl below. Could also serve as FanDisservice to some, considering that none of the women are shaved, the movie being made in 1980's Poland after all.
* FoodFight: With pies!
* FutureImperfect: The women of the future are brainwashed by their StrawFeminist leaders that daily-use tools, like barber razors or corkscrews, were used by men to torture women.
* FutureFoodIsArtificial: Justified because of the radiation outside[[note]][[spoiler:except it doesn't exist]][[/note]]. Actual vegetables are a valuable good, and it's hinted that posession of them is illegal. An elderly lady begs a visiting scientist not to confiscate her potato plant. Right after that, the aforementioned scientist bribes the elder with a jar of marmalade for some information regarding males.
* {{Gendercide}}: Obviously.
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: [[spoiler: Lamia]]
* HighHeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: again, Lamia]]
* HumanPopsicle
* InnocentFanserviceGirl: Considering that they live in all-female society, the girls have no problem with their nudity, especially around the swimming pools or during shirt swapping after games (for some reasons they don't have bras in the future), [[AllMenArePerverts much to the delight of Maks.]] Albert's reaction is less enthusiastic, but then, he's the more repressed of the two.
* IWasBeatenByAGirl: Almost word-for-word.
* KangarooCourt: Last two males in LadyLand inhabited by {{Straw Feminist}}s. And they are put into trial, their crime being their gender.
* LadyLand: obviously.
* NextSundayAD: The movie, made in 1984, starts in 1991. That said, action switches to 2044 fast.
* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: Before their final escape, Albert and Maks are sentenced to become organ donors; their remains are to be turned into high-protein nutrient.
* OurGraphicsWillSuckInTheFuture: 2044's security systems run on UsefulNotes/ZXSpectrum, apparently.
* PaperThinDisguise: All randomly encountered women are completely unaware the the protagonists' true gender, so Albert and Maks can easily pass for women, as long as they adress each other in feminine forms. It works most of the time.
* PhlebotinumPills: All women are reminded by the computers to "take their pills". While it seems a minor background detail at first, [[ChekhovsGun the pills are vital to the one-gender system running smoothly]]. [[spoiler:They convert the women's sex drive into professional ambitions, resulting in an asexual, career-oriented society.]]
** When Lamia's interest in the captured men starts wandering into unprofessional territories, she stops taking her pills. [[spoiler:The withdrawal makes her even more unprofessional, resulting in a HighHeelFaceTurn]].
** When the protagonists stumble upon a [[LaResistance Decadent Camp]], they spot [[spoiler: couples making out]], since Decadents are off the pills [[spoiler:and thus have a healthy sex drive]].
* PrecisionFStrike: Conveniently turns out to be the password for the lift to the surface, supposedly know only by Her Excellency. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Cue surprised reactions from the clueless elevator guards.]]
--> '''Guard 1''': What does that mean?
--> '''Guard 2''': I don't know!
** It works on multiple levels - the password, while usually just translated as "fuck" when put into sentences without context, translates literally as "your mother is a whore", something no woman would say.
* RewatchBonus: Scenes involving [[spoiler: Her Excellency after TheReveal]].
* TheReveal: At one late point, we learn that [[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Max's daughter]] survived the war, and is now filled with rainbows due to her wishes of applying revenge upon her father. The reason of revenge is leaving her and her mother for the duration of experiment.]] Come to think of it, her mother's attitude (as seen in the beginning of the movie) might have influenced [[spoiler:daddy]]'s decision.
** Even later, we learn that [[spoiler:the world wasn't completly destroyed in the war. In fact not all men went extinct, however due to the DepopulationBomb being rather effective anyway, the Women League enforced sex change operations on survivors. Her Excellency turns out to have been a man all along, surviving due to his mother's plan to disguise him.]]
* RightUnderTheirNoses
* ShoutOut: Multiple.
** Maks's surname, Paradys, connects it to novel ''Paradyzja''. Its author, Janusz Zajdel, also wrote ''Cylinder van Troffa'', which has ColdSleepColdFuture as its main plot and features Earth as a(n almost) NoWomansLand.
** At one point, list of older women's names is displayed, and it's seemingly full of various shout outs. Most obvious ones are obscured director's surname as well as Kwinto, one of protagonist of Machulski's earlier movie, ''Vabank''.
* SituationalSexuality: The Decadents reawaken sexually once the Pill wears off, and there aren't any men left in the world, so what's a girl supposed to do?
* StrawFeminist: All women.
* {{Symbolism}}: A Communist bloc specific variety; it's for GettingCrapPastTheRadar, specifically political crap. There are multiple parallels between the presented society and socialistic one, with females representing the proletariate. At some points this gets quite blatant (including a scene parodying parliament assembly).
* TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture: The protagonists wake up from their hibernation in the year 2044, fifty years overdue.
* UnusualEuphemism: ''Naturalisation'', for [[spoiler:enforced sex change operation.]]
* UsedFuture: At one point two female workers complain about the malfunctioning equipment at their workplace.
* {{Zeerust}}: The world of 2044 is full of monochromatic CRT screens, UsefulNotes/ZXSpectrum computers, and robotic vacuum cleaner seen in one scene doesn't exactly look like a Roomba.
** The world was turned into ruin in early 90's, with women fleeing into mines, so it can count more as FridgeBrilliance... from a certain point of view.
* WomanInBlack: The [[StateSec Special Section]] [[PoliceBrutality enforcers]] and the [[MadScientist Genetix staff]] wear black uniforms. Special mention goes to [[ManipulativeBitch Emma]] [[WellIntentionedExtremist Dax]], who seems to pull double shifts as a member of '''both'''.