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->''"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage and virtue mean everything...that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love...true love never dies."''
->--'''Hub''' (Robert Duvall)

In this film set in the 1960s, Walter, played by Haley Joel Osment, is dumped off on his great uncles by his ditzy mom, who says she needs some time to herself so she can go to court reporting school. The uncles Hub (Robert Duvall) and Garth (MichaelCaine) don't like having a 'kid' around cramping their style, but eventually warm to him, and he to them. The uncles are a little...eccentric (they fish by shooting bass with their shotguns, and spend their days chasing off traveling salesmen...with their shotguns), but time proves them to be surprisingly capable foster dads. Walter is awed by Hub's crazy ways, while Garth spins tales of their adventuring days of yore. Are any of the stories true -- including the one about the uncles sitting on a hidden stash of plundered wealth? And how did they afford to buy that lion?

Co-produced by [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles New Line]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Cinema]] and Creator/DigitalDomain.
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!!This movie provides examples of:
* ArabianNightsDays: The mundane version.
* AssassinOutclassin
* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:Stan.]]
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: The brothers [=McCann=] are able to assume control of any situation by being calmly assertive. And armed.
* BadassGrandpa: While not technically Walter's grandfather, Hub can take on four guys a quarter of his age, unarmed and still beat them. Also various enemies of the Foreign Legion, the [[spoiler:Sheikh's army]] & [[spoiler:the Sheikh himself]].
* BadassBoast: "I'm Hub [=McCann=]. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
* TheBadGuyWins: Strangely, the quote from the KarmaHoudini entry below is the page quote for this trope, even though the example is closer to Zigzagged. But in the end, it's technically [[spoiler:{{Averted}}. Hub gets his girl, the Sheik becomes very wealthy due to profits from oil, and is apparently still living large at the end of the film... but as Hub's FriendlyEnemy, if the alternate ending is to be taken as canon. So the bad guy [[SubvertedTrope didn't so much as win]] as he did get a separate HappilyEverAfter, leaving the whole situation as a draw]].
* BankRobbery: Implied by Stan to be how the uncles got their money. A series of deleted scenes gave further hints that the uncles may have been a set of notorious bandits who robbed banks [[BadSanta while wearing santa suits with fake beards]] to mask their identities.
* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe: Jasmine was an old lazy lioness who didn't even bother to attack Hub even though he planned on shooting her for sport. But was really grouchy and didn't like Hub's relatives. However because Walter fed and took care of her, she treated him with near kitten like affection. [[spoiler: She eventually died trying to protect Walter from Stan.]] Hub and Garth also count, because they only gave a damn about Walter for the very same reason.
* BeefBandage: After Hub beats up some thugs, he gives them some meat to do this with.
* BigBrotherInstinct: Hub to Garth in their youth. In their final years, Garth inverts this from time to time.
* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: The two uncles die after the kid grows up and moves out on his own. But dammit if they don't go out in the [[CrazyAwesome coolest way possible.]]]]
* BlackHumor: [[spoiler: The uncles' death]]. This also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny, once we see [[spoiler:the airplane embedded in the barn...upside-down]].
* {{Bookends}}: The beginning and the end of the movie are set in the present, the rest some decades previous.
* ABoyAndHisX: A boy and his '''LIONESS'''.
* CallToAgriculture: Invoked. Garth wants himself and Hub to tend a small garden because, according to him, it's just something that retired people do.
* CaptainErsatz: The comics Walter draws in the end are obviously inspired by ''CalvinAndHobbes'', though it might be a little cloudy since they were drawn in RealLife by [[BloomCounty Berke Breathed]].
* CharacterFilibuster: Without the stigma. Uncle Hub's "What every boy needs to know about being a man" speech. Since such matters have a tendency to be seen as subjective, it's mostly just alluded to.
* ComedicSociopathy: Hub and Garth shooting at the salesmen. Taken even further in a deleted scene: Walter catches Garth mailing requests for companies to send salesmen to the house. Garth explains that Hub needs something to keep himself occupied. Let that sink in. He was requesting that salesmen come to the house ''just so he and Hub could shoot at them.''
* CoolOldGuy: Both uncles, but especially Hub.
* ConsummateLiar: Mae so much. Over the course of the film, Walter figures this out the hard way. It reaches a point where [[spoiler:he leaves her after discovering that her boyfriend will be staying with them.]]
* CrazyEnoughToWork: The uncles allow Walter to stick around mainly to annoy their gold-digging relatives. Uncle Garth gives similar approval to Walter's suggestion that they find out what traveling solicitors are selling ''before'' shooting at them.
* CoolCar: Subverted. Garth and Hub drive a rusty old truck.
* CurbStompBattle: [[spoiler: Stan vs. Jasmine the Lion. Had she not got that fatal heart attack, he likely wouldn't have get out of it alive. Still, he gets a really nasty mauling.]]
* DeathByChildbirth: Jasmine (the princess)
* DeathSeeker: Subtle, but it becomes apparent that [[spoiler: Uncle Hub]] is seeking death.
* {{Delinquents}}: A handful get their backsides handed to them by the RetiredBadass.
* DinerBrawl: The incident with the aforementioned delinquents.
* DistantFinale
* DoWrongRight: The delinquent diner brawl includes Hub correcting their knife-fighting technique.
* DualWielding: [[spoiler:The Sheikh.]]
* DramaticGunCock: A couple times. With [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter shotguns, as it should be]].
* EyepatchOfPower: The Sheikh.
* EvilUncle: Briefly implied, heavily subverted.
* FirstPersonPeripheralNarrator: ''Squared.'' The film is told from Walter's point of view as an adult looking back, and Garth narrates the flashbacks to their adventures in the same way.
* FriendlyEnemy: We find out at the end of the movie that [[spoiler:the Sheikh]] and Hub become this.
* {{Foil}}: Jasmine the Lion serves as this to Mae. [[spoiler:Jasmine dies protecting Walter from Stan, whereas Mae failed to protect the boy. Jasmine is loyal to her loved ones, whereas Mae shows little loyalty to or concern for her son.]]
* FramingDevice: Walter's story about his uncles. Garth tells stories about his adventures with Hub as a story-within-a-story.
* GloryDays
* GreatWayToGo: "Going out with your boots on."
* GroinAttack: ''Defend yourself!''
* HeroOfAnotherStory: The Sheikh may have been one: his grandson tells an older Walter that he was raised on stories of his (the Sheikh's) youth, much like Walter was with Hub and Garth.
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler: Jasmine the Lion, in her CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Poor thing had too much excitement]].
* IronicEcho: Written, not verbal: When Walter is being driven up to his uncles' house he reads a sign warning "Turn Back Now" which is the uncles' warning to trespassers. When he's being driven away towards the end of the film he looks back and sees the sign again, just before begging his mother to let him stay.
* KarmaHoudini: The Sheikh. A lampshade is hung on this by Walter:
--> '''Walter:''' What?! The bad guy [[spoiler: gets filthy rich]]? What the heck kind of story ends that way?
* KickTheSonOfABitch: After [[spoiler: Jasmine dies]] attacking Stan, Hub and Garth while checking his wounds and waiting for the ambulance start poking and prodding him with the butt of their shotguns. Judging by his groaning, they were hitting his wounded areas. Even after he's wrapped up, they still threaten him and Hub cracks his nose.
* MamaBear: [[spoiler:Not Walter's actual mother, but Jasmine the lion, in the above mentioned HeroicSacrifice.]]
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: [[spoiler:The Sheikh]] of course.
* MuggingTheMonster: Those teenagers ''really'' should learn to respect their elders.
* NeverWakeUpASleepwalker: Garth says this to Walter when Hub is sleepwalking, warning that, "last time I tried to wake him he nearly tore my head off."
* NonHumanSidekick: Jasmine the lion.
* OhCrap: [[spoiler:Stan]], when he realizes that [[spoiler:one of the world's fiercest predators is charging at him.]] Nasty mauling ensues.
* ParentalAbandonment: Walter's mother abandons him in pretty much every way possible. First with his uncles, then to a man she knows is likely to interrogate and beat him. [[spoiler:He ultimately ''begs her to leave forever'', and this time she does so for his own good.]]
* ThePatientHasLeftTheBuilding: After Hub collapses, Garth and Walter take him to the hospital. A while later he wakes up and comes storming out of his room, demanding to know who put him there.
* PressGanged: PlayedForLaughs: The two uncles were drinking with some sailors, passed out, and woke up on a ship out to sea.
* QuirkyHousehold
* ARealManIsAKiller: Played with. The uncles are "real men" because they've fought through lots of difficult situations for something that they love and believe in. The fact that they [[UnreliableNarrator might have]] killed some people along the way is not the main point. The movie also shows the kind of [[GloryDays issues with retirement]] that men typically portrayed in this fashion would have to deal with once they got older.
* ScrewThisImOutOfHere: Walter pulls this [[spoiler:when Mae reveals that her boyfriend, who beat him for the money's location, will be staying with them while he recovers from his injuries.]]
* SequentialArtist: Walter.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: Especially for chasing off traveling salesmen.
** The idea that shotguns are exclusively short-range weapons is pretty much blown out of the water too.
* {{Sleepwalking}}: Uncle Hub has a bad case of Hollywood Sleepwalking involving him reliving his adventures.
* StormingTheCastle: Hub and Garth do this to rescue Jasmine (the woman, not the lion).
* TemptingFate: In the flashbacks, Hub and Garth arrive in France in ''[[WorldWarOne 1914]]'', but Hub convinces Garth that they'll tour the country "One step ahead of the Germans." [[spoiler: It almost works too, but see PressGanged entry above]].
* ThereAreNoTherapists: Well, there are, but in TheFifties, going to the head shrinker simply wasn't done. People suffering from depression dealt with it privately -- by drinking, or shooting things.
* UnreliableNarrator: Just about everything said by Stan and Walter's mother is untrustworthy. And while it's played for laughs the first time, [[spoiler: Hub and Garth's stories may not be completely true. Except at the end, Walter finds out that they probably are]].
* VagabondBuddies: Garth and Hub in their younger days.
* WealthyYachtOwner: Parodied at the end when Walter and the Shiekh's grandson are laughing at the large yacht that one salesman sold Hub and Garth, and is floating on their tiny pond.
-->'''Sheikh's Grandson''': I see they spent my grandfather's money wisely.
* [[WickedStepmother Wicked Stepfather]]: Not quite, but the man Walter's mother brings with her near the end of the film is definitely headed in that direction.
* WorthyOpponent: The Shiekh evidently viewed Hub as one.
* YouWillBeSpared: Hub and [[spoiler:the Sheikh]] have a battle to the death. Disarmed, [[spoiler:the Sheikh]] hides his head in fear, knowing that he has no right to beg for mercy. But Hub lets him live, because then he owes him.
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