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A 2005 Horror/Comedy, starring [[Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} Bill Goldberg]] as Santa.

It's Christmas once again. Family dinner, yuletide feelings, all that. But there's something different about this Christmas. Namely, Santa. Turns out all the stories about Santa are fake. Namely, he's not a jovial giftgiver. He's the spawn of {{Satan}}, who was defeated in a curling match with an Angel. As such, he was sentenced to deliver presents to the world for 1000 years as punishment.

And the 1000 years are up. And Santa decides to make up for lost killing time in the quaintly named Hell's Township. It's up to a teenaged boy named [[PunnyName Nicholas Yuleson]] to put a stop to this Red Christmas, and put "Saint" Nicholas down once and for all.
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!!Tropes featured in this film:

* TheAntichrist: Santa is the son of Satan in this film.
* BadassBaritone: Santa.
* BadSanta: Well, duh.
* BatmanColdOpen: The movie opens with Santa brutally (and hilariously) murdering a snobby, hopelessly dysfunctional rich family, who has zero connection to anybody else in the film.
* BoozeFlamethrower: Santa uses this in the opening to set a woman's hair on fire.
* BloodyHilarious: The film's main selling point is the sheer amount of comedic deaths that occur ForTheEvulz.
* CastingGag: The family Santa slaughters in the opening scene (And even Santa himself) are all played by Jewish actors.
* TheEndOrIsIt: [[spoiler:Santa is destroyed while flying in the sky on his sleigh, but shows up just before the end credits in an airport traveling incognito.]]
* EvilIsHammy: Bill Goldberg looks like he's having the time of his life playing Santa.
* FromTheMouthsOfBabes: "Can we open our fucking presents now?"
* GodWasMyCopilot: [[spoiler:The grandfather turns out to be the same angel who won the curling match. He fell in love with a mortal woman and was BroughtDownToNormal to stay with her.]]
* HorrorDoesntSettleForSimpleTuesday: Set around Christmas, the only time of the year when Santa can kill people.
* HurricaneOfPuns: Santa makes loads of Christmas-related puns when he kills people.
* IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace: Hell Township.
* InfantImmortality: Averted. The two children who ask about [[PrecisionFStrike their fucking presents]] [[YourHeadAsplode get their heads blown off]].
* KickTheDog: Literally. When Santa boots a yappy dog into a ceiling fan.
* MuggingTheMonster: A rather dim robber decides to try and mug Santa while he mockingly collects for charity. He winds up with a candy cane through the eye, and tossed in a dumpster.
* PunBasedTitle
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: [[spoiler: The grandfather/angel challenges Santa to another curling match with the stakes being Santa becomes good forever if he loses, and the angel is sent to hell if he wins. Santa provides the curling 'circle', a portal to hell, and when the angel manages to get a curling stone very close to the hole, making his win seem likely...Santa just grabs the angel and slide/throws him into the hole, 'winning' the match by default.]]
--> "Christmas is over when I say it's over!"
* ShoutOut: Before he burns down the strip club, Santa exclaims "[[Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2 Naughty!]]"
* TheresNoKillLikeOverkill: Mary's father takes out Santa's sleigh by shooting it with a rocket launcher.
* TheStinger: Santa appears after the end of the credits saying "[[CatchPhrase Who's]] [[ActorAllusion next?]]
* WrongGenreSavvy: Lampshaded when Nicholas [[WeakenedByTheLight shines a light]] in Santa's face, and it [[NoSell doesn't do anything]].
-->'''Santa:''' I'm Santa Claus, not fucking {{Dracula}}!
* YesVirginia: Santa says "yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" to a woman surprised by him breaking into the house.

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