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-> ''"Are pumas also known for their whining?"''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''

''Puma Man'', also known as ''The Puma Man'', ''The Pyooma Man'', ''Thepew Maymen'', or ''L'Uomo Puma'', is a 1980s superhero movie produced by Italians in English.

The plot? Our villain is Dr. Kobras (Creator/DonaldPleasence in a shiny futuristic muu-muu), who has gotten his hands on a huge golden Aztec mask, which contains alien circuitry that allows it to control minds. He plans to use it to dominate world leaders, and already has a collection of papier-mâché heads signifying his mental conquests. Only one man can stop him: the eponymous Puma Man, the scion of a line of "man-gods" sired by ancient spacefaring Aztec alien puma things. He's an American living in nearby London, so Kobras sets off to determine who his foe is by hurling potential candidates out of windows. Only the Puma Man could survive that, y'see.

Our hero is Tony Farms, an American archeologist who is quickly discovered by Vadinho, an Aztec priest of the space-gods. The hulking holy man becomes Tony's mentor by hurling him out a window, chasing him around a university, and breaking into his apartment to aggressively push his belief system and fashion accessories. Tony is understandably reluctant to get involved in all this, but after mind-controlled love interest Jane Dobson is used to lure him into a trap, Tony finally accepts his heroic destiny and a magical Aztec belt, transforming into the mighty Puma Man!

Now firmly allied with Vadinho, Tony sets about mastering his puma-derived superpowers to get the sacred mask out of Kobras' hands. He can see in the dark, sense danger, "leap" great distances (or fly, the writers don't seem to be sure), teleport, and feign death quite convincingly - you know, standard puma stuff. Oh, and his fingers can act as super-strong "claws", which Vadinho belatedly remembers to mention in the middle of a major battle. And possibly super-strength, which he uses once to flip a car over and then never again. Anyway, with these skills in hand, Tony heroically attacks Kobras' mansion stronghold, is ''soundly'' defeated, gets caught by Kobras' hypnosis, retreats, loses his superpowers through Kobras' mental commands, is nearly DrivenToSuicide by Kobras' [[MindScrew mind games]], and heroically plays dead until the villain's minions go away.

Vadinho then leads his ''own'' assault against Kobras, using a suicide belt to bluff his way inside. The Aztec resists the villain's hypnotism and demolishes his command center, while Jane Dobson smashes Tony's papier-mâché head, removing Kobras' mental control over him and restoring his powers. Puma Man quickly teleports to the rescue and hops around in the background while the Aztec takes down wave after wave of mooks, prompting Kobras to make a run for it. In the end, Tony is ''barely'' able to overcome an elderly bald man and cause Kobras' helicopter to crash, the golden mask is recovered, Vadinho gets beamed up by the alien-god-things, and Tony and Jane join the Quarter-MileHighClub.

It was the featured film in [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E03PumaMan this]] [=MST3K=] episode, and was also riffed by {{RiffTrax}}.
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!!''Puma Man'' contains examples of:

* TheAllegedCar: Tony's dorky little Eurocompact counts, given that Vadinho can tear it apart with his bare hands.
* AncientAstronauts: Traveling in space bathyspheres. Who apparently look like pumas, have terrible taste in fashion, and tend to leave mind control artifacts laying around.
* AnimalThemedSuperbeing: Type II (Animal Alias). Vadinho refers once or twice to "The Great God Puma," meaning that Puma Man was named after the ''god.'' ''Really'' could have been specified better, though...
-->'''Mike:''' I don't mean to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for flying...
* AngelUnaware: When Vadinho [[spoiler: [[ButNowIMustGo is about to leave with the aliens at the end]]]], a question occurs to Tony.
-->'''Tony:''' Tell me the truth, Vadinho; are you one of them?
-->'''Crow:''' Who, me? [[InformedJudaism No, I'm Jewish.]]
* BadassNative[=/=]BadassPreacher: Admittedly Vadinho's a preacher of the most ridiculous religion since Happyology, but it still counts!
* BadassNormal: Again, Vadinho, though how "normal" he is (he's strong enough to rip apart cars with his bare hands, and can magically heal himself) could be up for debate.
** Given the fact he is just a portly old man, Kobras is able to physically grapple with Tony during his attempted helicopter escape despite the fact Tony is both super strong and able to rip apart metal and stone with his "claws".
* BaldOfEvil: Kobras. "Someday I hope to be as bald as you, sir."
* BritishAccents: DonaldPleasence has one, of course.
* ButNowIMustGo: The gods at the beginning of the film. [[spoiler: Later, Vadinho, who hitches a ride back to the Andes Plateau from the gods when the mask is recovered.]]
-->'''Mike:''' [[AnalProbing And the dim sound of an anal probe can be heard as they leave.]]
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: In a scene deleted from the [=MST3K=] version, Vadinho lifts up the back end of Tony's car off the ground to stop him from escaping, rips the lock and handle off of door of the car and once blocked inside, rips off the steering wheel and bends the gear shift to escape. Granted that Tony drives one of those little 70s Eurocars that ''TopGear'' makes fun of and that can be tipped over by a light breeze, but it's still impressive.
* ChestInsignia: If Tony ever forgets what the MacGuffin looks like, he can just look at his shirt.
* TheChosenOne: Tony, allegedly. But everyone knows the ''real'' hero of the story is Vadinho.
* ChromaKey: Badly, badly done.
* ComboPlatterPowers: Puma Man's ''[[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands displayed]]'' powers include SuperStrength, flight, teleportation, intangibility, the ability to see in darkness, a DangerSense and [[FlightStrengthHeart the ability to send himself into a death-like coma]].
* CoversAlwaysLie: Take a good hard look at that poster up above. No go watch the movie. Now laugh derisively.
* DestinationDefenestration: Remember, the best way to spot your local Puma Man is to chuck people out of windows until one of them survives.
* TheDinosaursHadItComing:
-->'''Jane:''' So dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love each other. Is that right?\\
'''Tony:''' Exactly. And I wouldn't want our species to end the same way.
* DrivenToSuicide: The Mask convinces Tony to commit suicide. Vadinho prevents it.
* DullSurprise: Tony Farms, for the most part.
* DumbBlonde: She seems like a nice girl and all, but holy crap is Jane ''not'' the sharpest tool in the shed.
* TheEighties: Hardly [[SpaceMutiny the worst example]], but still.....
** The film came out in 1980, but judging from the disco-esque music & other things it could be mistaken for TheSeventies as the '80s hadn't taken its distinctive form yet. This can be said for any year that ends in zero.
* EleventhHourSuperpower: Because his [[MentorArchetype mentor]] ''forgot to mention'' that "your hands are claws" during the earlier orientation. Though Tony might have been able to extrapolate this from his name if his powers weren't so random.
* FakingTheDead: [[spoiler: Heroically! Witness as Puma Man fakes his own death so Kobras will leave him alone]] and he can let Vadinho do everything!
** MoreHeroThanThou: Tony ''did'' insist on going along with [[spoiler: Vadinho's suicide mission]]...
** MoreExpendableThanYou: ... but Vadinho ''really'' insisted on going alone. With his fist.
* FollowTheLeader: This movie was made to cash in on the success of the first ''{{Superman}}'' movie.
* {{Herald}}: Vadinho, it's one of his jobs, telling the hero he's TheHero.
* HealingFactor In the [=MST3K=] version, Vadinho's injuries from being beaten up by Kobras' mooks are unexplainedly healed. A scene removed from [=MST3K=] has him doing a ritual to heal all his wounds.
* TheHero: Vadinho. He's the only one who knows what's going on, and he's the only one actually effective in battle. In a scene cut from the [=MST3K=] version, he displays enough strength to ''lift the rear wheels of Tony's car off the ground'' to keep "the hero" from escaping, and is able to tear his way inside. Which raises the question: ''why does he need the whiny git in the first place?''
* HeroicWillpower: [[spoiler: Vadinho, naturally has the willpower to resist the mind-control device. Even ''Jane'' is able to overcome it instead of shooting the Puma Man.]] But our "hero," Tony? Nope.
** VillainousValor: Once the tables have turned and Tony has Kobras in the eye of the mind-control device, even he is able to better resist it than Tony, leading to his escape.
* HighAltitudeInterrogation: Puma Man grabs one of Kobras's mooks and flies him up high in the air and repeatedly drops him to lower heights until Puma Man is satisfied with the information he receives.
--> '''Mike:''' Help! I'm falling at a sixty-degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!
* HotScientist: Jane Dobson. Yes, really, Jane is supposed to be an archaeologist.
* HypercompetentSidekick: Vadinho has no superpowers (certain scenes cut from the [=MST3K=] version of the movie suggest that he ''might'' have super strength, but even that's questionable) but kicks about 2000% more ass and does most of the heroics that theoretically should be performed by our hero. Plainly, the movie should've just been about him in the first place.
* IdiotHero: We're probably not supposed to come to this conclusion, but Tony is clearly not a bright man. His theory on the dinosaur's extinction also make one question his qualifications as a paleontologist.
* IMeantToDoThat: There's a debate whether the movie was intentionally trying to be goofy with the way Puma Man flies. [=MST3K=]'s Paul Chaplin believes this was a form of subtle humor on the part of the filmmakers while the rest of the writers believed everything was done seriously.
** His pose was probably intentional (he's trying to imitate a four-legged "pouncing" pose rather than a Superman-like flying pose), but the terrible special effects are probably not intentional.
* IntangibleMan: Tony can walk through walls as well as teleport.
* KneelBeforeZod:
-->'''Vadinho:''' Kneel!
-->'''Mike:''' [[RunningGag My Name's Tony.]]
* LandmarkOfLore: Stonehenge. Don't ask what it's got to do with the Aztecs.
* {{Leitmotif}}: The happy bouncy "flying" music. Mike and the Bots start writing lyrics for it after a while, as if it were a commercial jingle.
* LanternJawOfJustice: Vadinho's got a pretty serious case of this. Which works, considering he's far more heroic than our titular 'hero'.
* TheLoad: Tony. [[spoiler: Though, to his credit, he ''does'' figure out a way to find Kobras' mansion and even kills Kobras at the end.]]
* MacGuffin: The Mask. Doubles as a MindControlDevice.
* MagicalNativeAmerican: Vadinho uses a ritual to heal himself after taking a beating, is strong enough to tear apart a car barehanded, and has the gods on speed-dial.
* {{Mayincatec}}: Do the filmmakers know ''anything'' about the Aztecs?
* MileHighClub: With Tony And Jane at the end.
* MySignificanceSenseIsTingling[=/=]SpiderSense: Tony gets headaches when trouble's around.
* NeglectfulPrecursors: Despite Vadihno's claims that "Each man is free" as a mantra of the gods, they left a mask on Earth that controls people's minds.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Since the Puma Man's powers are never actually defined, pretty much anything he does counts as this. He will constantly be informed of another power ''just in time'' for him to use it right then and there. [[spoiler: He even discovers the power to temporarily die right when Kobras is trying to make him do just that.]]
** His powers are whatever Vadinho tells him his powers are.
*** A superhero based entirely around the [[MagicFeather Placebo Effect]]? That sounds like a ''way'' better movie than this!
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: This is an Italian movie. Set in England. About an American. With Aztec superpowers.
** Also the [[{{Mayincatec}} Aztec]]/[[AncientAstronauts alien]]/[[NeglectfulPrecursors precursor]]/[[PhysicalGod gods]] who apparently [[LandmarkOfLore built Stonehenge]], [[MarsNeedsWomen bred with humans]], and may or may not [[MindScrew have anything to do with pumas]].
* NonActionGuy: Puma Man, the hero who jumps around a little bit then lies down and lets Vadinho deal with all the hard 'hero' work.
* NotQuiteDead: [[spoiler: One Of Puma Man's powers.]]
* NowYouTellMe: [[spoiler: The world leaders ponder Kobras' security ''after'' they're already in his mansion and effectively in his power.]]
* TheObiWan: Vadinho, although his teaching methods leave a lot to be desired.
* OlderSidekick: Vadinho.
* OldShame: It shouldn't be surprising that DonaldPleasence once declared this the worst movie he was ever part of.
** Walter George Alton, who played Tony Farms/Puma Man, loathes being reminded of that role and would just like to be left alone to his law practice.
* OurGodsAreGreater
-->'''Mike:''' Whole ''Bible'' thing? Bunch of hooey. It's all about aliens and spinnin' globes.
* PercussivePrevention: When a de-powered Tony tries to stop Vadinho from [[MoreExpendableThanYou going on a suicide mission]], the priest floors him with one punch.
-->'''Servo:''' Yes! The Aztec speaks for all of us!
* PinballProtagonist: Puma Man, the ChosenOne, does absolutely ''nothing'' of use throughout the movie, besides killing a little old guy. It's Vadinho who gets the real action.
* PointlessDoomsdayDevice: While not technically a doomsday device, the mask is capable of controlling men's minds. For a race that has as a motto "Each man is a god, each man is free," there seems to be no conceivable reason for the aliens to have created this.
* PornStache: Worn by many of the villains. May explain some of the awkward sequences. ([[SpecialEffectFailure Maybe not.]])
-->'''Servo:''' My mustache makes me fall sideways!
---> "Sam Elliot is Ted Turner in ''The Gregory Peck Story!''"
* PowerPerversionPotential: [[spoiler: [[MileHighClub Apparently doing the nasty while hovering in mid-air]] is "the only way to make little Puma Men."]]
* RummageSaleRejects: The Puma Man - Khaki slacks and a half-cape/poncho?
-->'''Mike:''' They gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake.
* SecretLegacy: Not that you'd want to put "the Puma Man" on your resume or anything...
* SatelliteLoveInterest: Jane. A character so lacking in personality that she barely qualifies as a cardboard cutout. And yet she still manages to prove herself to have more HeroicWillpower than our "hero" by managing to resist Kobra' mind control when he was completely unable to.
* ShapedLikeItself: During the introduction, the gods assure us that the Puma Man will have all the powers of... a Puma Man (thereby justifying NewPowersAsThePlotDemands).
* SissyVillain: Kobras. And yet our "hero" Tony '''barely''' manages to take him in a one-on-one fight.
* SpheroidDropship: The Ancient Gods' ship, which on the poster is rendered suspiciously similar to [[StarWars the Death Star]].
* SpaceClothes: Kobras' shiny futuristic muu-muu thingy. Which is actually an improvement over the sweaty leather S&M jacket he's wearing when first introduced.
* StrongAsTheyNeedToBe: Inverted. The Puma Man can tear apart an old Jaguar (car) with his bare hands and rip into a brick wall, but has trouble overcoming Kobras in a struggle.
-->'''Mike:''' So, ripping through metal doors, no problem; subduing stocky senior citizens, that's another story.
** It's inconsistent whether he's supposed to have actual super-strength, or just super-strong finger "claws" to rip into things. It's mostly shown as the latter, but at one point he lifts up a car and flips it over.
* SufficientlyAdvancedAlien: Those starfaring Aztec god-aliens.
* {{Superhero}}: We use the trope here loosely.
* SuperHeroOrigin: His dad was secretly a Puma Man; then, one day, an Aztec introduced him to defenestration.
* SurvivalMantra: "Each man is a god...each man is free...each man is a god..." [[spoiler: it helps Vadinho resist the mask's mind controlling power.]]
* TeleportersAndTransporters: One of Puma Man's many powers.
* ThemeMusicPowerUp: A bouncy little synthesized tune that surprisingly fits the goofiness of the superhero.
* TooDumbToLive: One of Kobras's henchmen tries to shoot Tony during the previously-mentioned HighAltitudeInterrogation. For once in the movie, Tony is justified in calling ''someone else'' an idiot.
* TricksterMentor: Vadinho
* UpgradeArtifact: The Belt.
* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: When Kobras's thugs find Tony playing dead, one of them suggests putting a bullet in him to make absolutely sure. Kobras says no, because he wants it to look like an accident, [[FridgeLogic although since by this point Kobras has mind-controlled half the government you have to wonder why.]] Put another way:
-->'''Mike''': ''[as Kobras]'' No, that would be cheating.
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