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->''"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."''
-->-- '''Clark W. Griswold Jr.'''

''National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation'' (1989) is the third installment in the ''[[{{Film/NationalLampoonsVacation}} National Lampoon's Vacation]]'' film series.

Clark Griswold has decided to host nearly his entire extended family at his house for the holiday season, including his parents, his in-laws, his senile old Aunt Bethany and, eventually, possibly-inbred cousin-in-law Eddie. As can be expected, everything [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong]] in the most [[HilarityEnsues hilarious way possible]].

A perennial Christmas classic, the film received mixed positive critical reception, earning a solid 63% on RottenTomatoes. It is also notable for being the only one of the ''Vacation'' series to take place at the Griswold home.

In 2003, a MadeForTV sequel entitled ''National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure'' was released, which featured Cousin Eddie as the [[IdiotHero main protagonist]], making it more of a SpinOff than a sequel. It was reviewed on RedLetterMedia's ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''.
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!!"We're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas tropes ever":

* AbsurdlyBrightLight: The house's Christmas lights (when they work).
* AccidentalMisnaming: Clark's boss never gets his name right until the very end.
* AlcoholHic: Ellen's mother has one while laughing at Clark's failed lights.
* AnimatedCreditsOpening: Apparently even Santa Claus isn't immune to the comic misfortune that permanently surrounds the Griswold family, as the opening credits show his disastrous attempt to deliver their Christmas presents.
* AssShove: [[MemeticMutation "Bend over and I'll show ya!"]]
* AxCrazy: Clark kinda gets a little chainsaw happy at the height of his SanitySlippage.
* BackhandedCompliment: In one scene, Clark says that Eddie's "heart is bigger than his brain." To which Eddie replies "I appreciate that, Clark."
* BerserkButton: When Clark finds out that [[spoiler:instead of a check his Christmas bonus is a year-long membership to the Jelly of the Month club]], he does not take it well.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Once Clark gets pushed that ''last bit'' too far...
* BigBlackout: Clark causes one when he turns his Christmas lights on. [[spoiler: For only 10 seconds.]]
* BigDamnHeroes: The SWAT team does this in the last act for Mr. Shirley. However, once they learn ''why'' he was kidnapped, they change tune:
-->'''SWAT Commander''': That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you into a...
* BigEater: Snots the dog and cousin Eddie.
* BookEnds: A rare one that doesn't span the entire movie. After it switches from cartoon to live-action and the opening credits song fades out, we hear Clark and Ellen singing the last two lines of "O Come All Ye Faithful" while in their car. As the scenario ends with their car driving away, not only do we hear an instrumental version of the same song, it's only the last two lines.
* BrickJoke:
** The flammable sewer gas.
** Clark's remark about the tree drying up.
* BumblingDad: Clark is a prime example of this trope. He's well-meaning, and he's intelligent enough to have a well-paying white collar job, but every time he tries to create the perfect Christmas for his family some sort of disaster happens.
* ButtMonkey:
** Clark, as usual for the ''Vacation'' films. Sometimes his misfortune is inflicted on him by others (such as when Ellen's mother closes the attic door to keep the cold air out, unaware that Clark is in the attic), and sometimes he is a victim of his own ambition (such as his wild toboggan ride after he greases it with an experimental non-stick coating), but his disaster magnetism is always played for laughs.
** The other Griswolds are equally disaster-prone, mostly by being dragged along for the ride by the chaos that follows Clark everywhere.
** The Griswolds' next door neighbors, Todd and Margo, are collateral damage for many of the misfortunes that Clark creates during the film (see RecurringExtra for details). But they are both shallow, smug, self-absorbed yuppies so it's hard to feel sorry for them.
* CaptainObvious: Ellen at the beginning of the film.
-->'''Ellen:''' Clark, we're stuck under a truck!
-->'''Clark:''' Do you honestly think that I don't know that?!
* CheerfulChild: Ruby Sue holds out hope that Santa will visit her.
* ChekhovsGun: Cousin Eddie's act of emptying out his RV's toilet into the Griswold's sewer is foreshadowed to have disastrous results... and thats exactly what happens in the last act of the film.
* CigaretteOfAnxiety: Ellen begins smoking while having a minor anxiety attack in the kitchen due to the stress of her parents and Clarke's parents staying in their house. Lampshaded when her mother somehow instantly knows that she's smoking, from the other room, the instant she lights up.
%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Cousin Eddie.
* ClusterFBomb: Averted with G-rated curses!! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI_YU "If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me... I have one."]]
* ContinuityNod: At one point, Clark and Eddie are seen drinking eggnog from Wally World-themed moose-headed cups.
** In contrast to [[TheOtherDarrin the Griswold children]], Eddie's eldest kids are still the same ones from the first movie, even though [[PutOnABus we only get to hear about their current exploits]].
* CoolOldGuy: Clark's dad, Clark Griswold Sr.
* CoversAlwaysLie: At best, the cover is symbolic of what Clark goes through. He doesn't end up actually shocked while on the roof.
%%* CrappyHolidays
%%* CringeComedy
* DeathGlare: Clark gives them to practically everyone in the last act, even his own son.
* DiscoDan: Eddie still wears leisure suits, even though they went out of style nearly a decade before the movie came out.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Thanks to a RhetoricalRequestBlunder, Eddie [[spoiler:kidnaps Clark's boss, Frank, for not giving Clark's Christmas bonus]].
* DistractedByTheSexy: Clark is so fixated on the sexy brunette sales clerk showing him her panties that he fails to notice his son is standing right next to him.
* TheDitz: Aunt Bethany. Although she's more of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} due to the fact that her comments seem to be a result of old age (and probable senility) than genuine stupidity.
-->"Is this the airport, Clark? Is your house on fire, Clark? Is Rusty still in the navy? I just love riding in cars."
* DoubleTake: "Can't see the line can you, Russ?"
%%* EarnYourHappyEnding
* EverythingsNuttierWithSquirrels: Clark brings a Christmas tree into the house, which turns out to house a live squirrel. Hilariously, the entire scene is played out almost like something out of a horror movie.
* FantasySequence: ''"Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say, on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day…"''
%%* FinaglesLaw
* FloorboardFailure: A justified variant when Clark is trapped in the attic. He deliberately steps between the rafters rather than on them, so his weight is supported only by sheetrock which, unsurprisingly, eventually gives in.
* FreudianSlip: "We needed a coffin--I mean a tree."
* FreudianSlipperySlope: The mall scene where Clark is talking to the buxom sales clerk:
** "I was just smelling--smiling! I was just blous--browsing..."
** "Yeah, it is a bit nipply out."
* FromBadToWorse[=/=]GoneHorriblyWrong: The whole movie is the family's holiday doing this.
* FromTheMouthsOfBabes: "Sorry. Shittin' rocks."
* TheGrinch[=/=]TheScrooge: Clark's boss, who suspends his Christmas bonus in lieu of a membership to a Jelly-of-the-Month club. Notably, however, this one has a wife, who vocally expresses disgust at his miserliness once she learns what he's done.
* GrumpyOldMan: Grandpa Art and Uncle Lewis. As far as the former is concerned, nothing Clark does is ever good enough. As far as the latter is concerned, nothing ''anyone'' does is ever good enough.
* HappilyMarried: Although Clark does have an EroticDream about Mary (the sales clerk at the lingerie store), he and Ellen seem to love each other very much.
* HeelRealization[=/=]HeelFaceTurn: Happens to Mr. Shirley after Clark gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech for canceling employee Christmas bonuses without telling them. Not only does this convince Mr. Shirley to reinstate the Christmas bonuses, but he tells Clark to add 20% to whatever he made last year (causing Clark to faint in disbelief).
* HeroicBSOD: Clark goes through a very memorable one.
* HockeyMaskAndChainsaw: Clark when cutting the Christmas tree down to size.
* HopeSpot: As things go FromBadToWorse at home, a courier suddenly shows up at Clark's door with an envelope from his boss. Clark thinks he's finally getting his Christmas bonus...[[spoiler:only to find out that it's a year-long membership to the Jelly of the Month Club]].
* LongList: Clark Griswold's terms for his boss (see RageBreakingPoint for the transcript).
* MadeOfExplodium: The tree, the sewer gas, that crazy lubricant stuff Clark greased up his sled with.
%%* MarchingMooksInSuits
* MoodWhiplash: Just when we were about to close the movie off with a HeartwarmingMoment of all heartwarming moments, Uncle Lewis [[LiteralMetaphor blows it all up in flames (literally)]] by saying:
-->'''Uncle Lewis:''' [[spoiler:That ain't the frickin' Christmas star, Griz, that's the light on the sewage treatment plant!]]
* TheMountainsOfIllinois:
** Seen in the opening scene at the Christmas tree farm and the trip to there.
** Also seen during the famous sledding scene.
* MsFanservice: Mary, the buxom brunette sales clerk at the lingerie counter ([[spoiler:who shows up again in Clark's FantasySequence]]). She is played by [[http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/lauraleighptiag15.jpg%3Fw%25253D600 Nicolette Scorsese]], a model and former ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}'' Playmate.
** [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/national_lampoons_daydream_7019.jpg Just a few more seconds...]]
* MundaneUtility: Clark uses an extremely advanced experimental lubricant to grease up his sled. [[SuperSpeed It doesn't work out so well.]] [[GoneHorriblyRight One could argue that it worked too well...]]
* NoodleImplements: When even one of the SWAT team members calls Mr. Shirley out [[spoiler: for not giving Clark a bonus.]]
-->'''SWAT Member''': That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you into a...
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Ellen's parents to Clark. They will never miss an opportunity to put Clark down.
* OhCrap: Clark wears several of these expressions during the film.
** The Griswolds finally find the perfect Christmas tree after a long trek in the freezing cold. Then Rusty pipes up: "Dad, did you bring a saw?"
** Clark goes into the attic before anyone else is awake to hide his Christmas gifts. Then he hears Ellen's mother, wondering where the cold air is coming from, close the trap door behind him...
* OverthetopChristmasDecorations: Clark covers the entire house in lights. The entire house. They're evenly spread across the exterior walls. When he turns them on, the power plant has to activate an emergency power supply to keep things going.
* PrecisionFStrike: "We're going to have the hap-hap-HAPPIEST Christmas since [[Film/WhiteChristmas Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny FUCKIN' Kaye]]!"
* PrettyInMink: Mrs. Shirley wears a fox coat over her nightgown when the police take her to where her husband was kidnapped.
%%* ProductPlacement: Ol' Roy.
* RageBreakingPoint: After all the problems up Christmas Eve, including having no money in the bank, Clark finally snaps when the boss stiffs him on his Christmas bonus.
-->'''Clark''': Ahh... hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH, and HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Clark gives one to his boss, Mr. Shirley, for canceling Christmas bonuses and not even having the decency to tell his employees.
* RecurringExtra: Clark's smug yuppie neighbors Todd and Margo Chester repeatedly get caught in the crossfire of the various Griswold family mishaps. When Clark is putting up the lights and almost falls off the roof, the ice in the gutter shatters the Chesters' upstairs window. When the lights finally turn on successfully, the Chesters are almost blinded and keep knocking over their furniture as they try to regain their bearings. When Clark cuts down the second tree, it crashes through the Chesters' dining room window. Margo chooses to confront Clark just as he and the rest of the family are fleeing the squirrel in their tree, and before she can knock on the door, Clark opens it to let both the squirrel and Eddie's dog Snot fly straight into her. Finally, the SWAT team descending on the Griswolds' house after Frank Shirley is kidnapped also smash through the windows of the Chesters' house.
* RhetoricalRequestBlunder: Clark reacts to the news that he received a subscription to a Jelly-of-the-Month Club in lieu of a Christmas Bonus from his boss by ranting that he wished the boss was right there so he could chew him out. [[spoiler: His cousin-in-law promptly jumps into his RV and kidnaps said boss.]]
%%* RuleOfFunny
* SanitySlippage: Clark goes through one, completely justified in his HeroicBSOD later on.
* SexySecretary: Mary. See MsFanservice above.
* SlasherSmile: Clark, in the last act.
* SoundtrackDissonance: "Here Comes Santa Claus" plays while [[spoiler:the entire police force starts gathering up en masse outside the Griswold house.]]
* StepfordSmiler: Clark, at the start of the last act.
%%* StuffBlowingUp
* ThatPoorCat: Aunt Bethany's kitty electrocutes itself chewing on a Christmas light cord.
* TheUnfavorite: Oddly enough, Ellen's father is shown to be much more approving of Cousin Eddie (the unemployed idiot who has his family living in an RV) than of Clark (who has provided Ellen with an upper-middle class lifestyle).
* WomenAreWiser: Ellen is about the only normal and consistently level-headed person in the family.
* XRaySparks: Happens when Santa Claus gets electrocuted by the lights in the animated opening credits.
* {{Yandere}}: Clark gets like this in the last act. Subverted, however in that he ''is'' a mostly nice person -- he gets better pretty quickly when [[ThrowTheDogABone he finally gets a break]].
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