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[[caption-width-right:290:[[{{Manhunt}} Piggsy]]? Is that you?]]

->''"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters."''

->''"Meat's meat and man's gotta eat!"''

'''''Motel Hell''''' is a horror comedy film from the year 1980. It was directed by Kevin Connor and stars Rory Calhoun (''Film/NightOfTheLepus''), Nancy Parsons, Nina Axelrod and Paul Linke. [[Creator/PixarRegulars John Ratzenberger]] also appears in a bit part.

The film centers around Motel Hello, which is run by sister and brother duo Vincent and Ida Smith. They have been killing people and turning them into meat pastries to lure in customers, which has been working fine for over three decades. The man-to-food process works thusly: They bury their victims neck-deep into a hidden field, where they are forcefed for a while until they are dug back up and are taken to the Smiths slaughterhouse.

One day, Vincent causes a passing pair riding a motorcycle to crash. As he is taking them back to his farm, he takes a liking to Terry, female passenger of the duo. He fabricates a story that she and Bo, the rider, had an accident and he had to bury the deceased Bo (half of that statement is true) to the graveyard. Having no place to go, Terry decides stay in the farm as she is also starting to fall for her "rescuer". Vincent's little brother, Sheriff Bruce Smith, also falls in love with Terry, thus complicating the matters as the truth about the motel is coming closer and closer to the light.

A remake for the film is [[strike:in talks]] in DevelopmentHell, with Arthur C. Miller (''Automaton Transfusion'') currently attached to do the directing.
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!!This film has the examples of:

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Vincent killed people, processed them into food and used preservatives. The last one he takes greater regret from.
* AffablyEvil: Vincent and Ida are surprisingly a very likable pair.
* AmericanGothicCouple: [[http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/MotelHell.jpg The original poster]].
* ChainsawGood: Emphasis on the word "good".
* ConveyorBeltODoom: Terry is tied to a conveyor belt in the climax, and is close being killed by a buzzsaw.
* CoolMask: The pig's head which Vincent wears in the climax, as seen above.
* CuriosityKilledTheCast: Averted.
%%* DeepSouth
* DepravedBisexual: The French couple who attend the motel at one point.
* EvilLaugh: Farmer Vincent loves chainsaw duels.
* EverythingsMessierWithPigs: Vincent has pig farm alongside with his motel.
* ForceFeeding: Victims are forcefed to make them fatter for smoking.
* GenderBlenderName: Terry.
* GirlishPigtails: Ida has them.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[spoiler:Smith siblings' "crops" manage to escape and bury Ida headfirst on their field]].
* IAmAHumanitarian: Vincent has been making his special meat for over 30 years.
%%* InnOfNoReturn
* InstantSedation: Vincent's sleeping gas and the drink that Ida serves to Terry at one point.
%%* LoveTriangle
* MakeOutPoint: Bruce takes Terry to one when they go see a drive-in movie.
* MayDecemberRomance: Between Terry and Vincent.
* NoTellMotel: Vincent poses his motel as such at one point.
* RescueRomance: Terry falls in love with Vincent when he "rescues" her in the opening.
* RhymesOnADime: The "fitters" tagline.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies: Farmer Vincent makes delicious smoked meat. Out of people.
* TheSheriff: Bruce, Vincent's kid-brother.
* ShovelStrike: Done to Bob.
* SiblingRivalry: Vincent and Bruce start feuding when they both fall in love with Terry.
* SignsOfDisrepair: Forms the [[TitleDrop film's title]].
* TheSpeechless: Smiths victims, who can only make out unintelligible gurgling due to Ida's surgery on them.
* TheresNoBInMovie: Terry and Bruce go to watch ''Film/TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld'', which is playing at the drive-in.
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