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->''"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever."''

''Love and Death'' is a 1975 Creator/WoodyAllen comedy film that is an AffectionateParody of Russian novels, with a particular debt to ''Literature/WarAndPeace''. It's Allen's last totally comedic film before TomHanksSyndrome hit, and he considers it one of his favorites of his work.

The film deals with Boris Grushenko (Allen), who like many other Allen protagonists, is a [[LovableCoward cowardly]] young man with intellectual pretensions. Grushenko is drafted into the Napoleonic wars and ultimately roped into an assassination attempt on Napoleon.

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!!Contains examples of:

* AffectionateParody: Very much so, with tons of GeniusBonus for fans of Russian literature.
* AnachronismStew: Includes several instances of this played for humor.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Boris addresses the audience at the end.
* CloudCuckooLander: Boris's father.
-->'''Father''': [''produces his "valuable piece of land", which is a giant divot he carries around inside his shirt. It has a small toy house on it''] Son, for long years I have saved this piece of land for you. Look, it has a house on it.
-->'''Boris''': [''humouring him''] Yes, it's a nice little house. You haven't wasted your life, I see.
-->'''Father''': Don't let any strangers come on it.
-->'''Boris''': No, no strangers. You're a major loon, you know that?
** Also Boris and Sonja, whenever they talk about philosophy or go off into their respective internal monologues:
--->'''Boris''': [''to himself''] To die before the harvest...The crops, the grains. Fields of rippling wheat. Wheat. All there is in life is wheat.
--->'''Sonja''': [''to herself''] Sonja, here's your chance to do something kind for a dying boy. But I don't really love Boris. I mean, I love him, but I'm not in love with him.
--->'''Boris''': [''to himself''] Oh, wheat! Lots of wheat! Fields of wheat. A tremendous amount of wheat!
--->'''Sonja''': [''to herself''] And yet, he loves me. And he would make a devoted husband. Not too exciting, but devoted. We'd have a family. Maybe we could rent one. I could learn to love him. Me, Boris and six rented children. Or would I feel trapped? Suffocated? Can't breathe? Open a window! No, not that one! The one in the bathroom.
--->'''Boris''': [''to himself''] Yellow wheat. Red wheat. Wheat with feathers. [[ProductPlacement Cream of wheat]].
--->'''Sonja''': [''to herself''] Poor boy, duelling with Anton Lebedokov. By tomorrow, my beloved cousin Boris will look like a Swiss cheese. Promise him anything, make him happy for a night. Oh! Or would I feel trapped? Suffocated? My youth gone? Living with a Swiss cheese and rented children.
* ContemplateOurNavels: ''Wheat''...
* ADateWithRosiePalms:
-->'''Countess Alexandrovna''': You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
-->'''Boris''': Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Boris has to deal with one when he joins the army. [[BlackVikings An African-American one.]] [[AnachronismStew In Imperial Russia.]]
** Well, Pushkin's grandfather was a black Ethopian mercenary who fought under Peter the Great, but in this case, it was probably to fulfill [[ScaryBlackMan two]] [[RuleOfFunny tropes]].
** Ironically, it predates the performance by Louis Gossett, Jr. in ''Film/AnOfficerAndAGentleman''.
* DuelToTheDeath: Lebedokov challenges Boris to pistols at dawn.
* FastForwardGag
* GirlOnGirlIsHot:
-->'''Sonja''': There are many different kinds of love, Boris. There's love between a man and a woman; between a mother and son...
-->'''Boris''': Two women. Let's not forget my favorite.
* GodIsEvil: Amusingly subverted with this quote from Boris, "If it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that [[GodIsInept basically he's an underachiever.]]"
* TheGrimReaper: Likely as a ShoutOut to Bergman, although unusually, he's dressed in all white.
* HeroicBSOD: "He missed. He missed him. He missed."
* HistoricalInJoke: Creator/FyodorDostoevsky was sent to a firing squad, but unlike Boris, he was spared at the last moment.
* HopeSpot: Boris is told by an Angel of the Lord that he will be spared from execution. Later...
-->'''Boris's ghost:''' '''''I got screwed!'''''
* HurricaneOfPuns: In one scene, all of the dialogue consists of referencing the titles of works by Creator/FyodorDostoevsky.
-->'''Father''': Remember that nice boy next door, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_and_Punishment Raskolnikov]]?
-->'''Boris''': Yeah.
-->'''Father''': He killed two ladies.
-->'''Boris''': What a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nasty_Story nasty story]].
-->'''Father''': Bobak told it to me. He heard it from one of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Karamazov Karamazov brothers]].
-->'''Boris''': He must have been [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demons_(Dostoyevsky_novel) possessed]].
-->'''Father''': Well, he was a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raw_Youth raw youth]].
-->'''Boris''': Raw youth, he was an [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Idiot idiot]]!
-->'''Father''': He acted [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humiliated_and_Insulted insulted and injured]].
-->'''Boris''': I heard he was a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gambler_(novel) gambler]].
-->'''Father''': You know, he could be your [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Double_(Dostoyevsky_novel) double]]!
-->'''Boris''': Really? [[IncrediblyLamePun How novel]].
* InsaneTrollLogic:
-->'''Boris:''' ''(monologuing)'' What would UsefulNotes/{{Socrates}} say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals.
-->''(later)''
-->'''Sonja:''' To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to suffer is to suffer]]. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
* InstantMarksmanJustSqueezeTrigger:
-->'''Sonya:''' I'm not leaving here until we shoot Napoleon. Here. ''(Hands Boris a pistol)''\\
'''Boris:''' Oh, I see. Thanks. I'm the hit man.\\
'''Sonya:''' Remember, you can't take any chances. Now, make sure the barrel of the gun is pressed against his head or his chest. And don't pull the trigger, Boris. Squeeze it.\\
'''Boris:''' Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship?
* InsultBackfire:
-->'''Boris''': You're a tyrant, and a dictator, and you start wars!
-->'''Napoleon''': Why is he reciting my credits?
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne:
-->'''Anton''': Grushenko? Isn't he the young coward all St. Petersburg is talking about?
-->'''Boris''': I'm not so young. I'm thirty-five.
* {{Joisey}}: Where Napoleon's double seems to be from.
* LoveDodecahedron: Sonja's friend Natasha is involved in one of these.
* MortalityPhobia: Boris lives in constant fear of dying, as a result of somehow meeting the Grim Reaper as a child, and this fear informs most of his acts of cowardice throughout the movie.
* OfCorsetsSexy
-->'''Countess Alexandrovna''': How do you like it?
-->'''Boris:''' It's all right. I prefer something sexy, but...
* PublicDomainSoundtrack: All the music is by Sergei Prokofiev, mostly from the ''Lt. Kije Suite''.
* PyrrhicVictory
-->'''Priest''': God was truly kind to us this day.
-->'''Boris''': Can you imagine if he wasn't? It might have rained.
* ReallyGetsAround: Sonya, ''and how''.
-->'''Sonja:''' Oh, Boris, I'm so unhappy.
-->'''Boris:''' I wish you weren't.
-->'''Sonja:''' Voskovec and I quarrel frequently. I've become a scandal.
-->'''Boris:''' Poor Sonja.
-->'''Sonja:''' I've been visiting Seretsky in his room.
-->'''Boris:''' Why? What's in his room? ''({{beat}})'' Oh.
-->'''Sonja:''' And before Seretsky, Alexei. And before Alexei, Alegorian. And before Alegorian, Asimov.
-->'''Boris:''' OK!
-->'''Sonja:''' Wait! I'm still on the A's.
* TheSchlubPubSeductionDeduction:
-->'''Sonja:''' Pardon me? I'm having trouble adjusting my belt. Do you think you could come over here and hold my bosom for a while?
* SecondPrize: In a backhanded insult.
-->'''Soldier:''' He was from my village - He was the village idiot.
-->'''Boris:''' Yeah, what did you do, place?
* ShoutOut: Parodies of shots from Creator/IngmarBergman and Creator/SergeiEisenstein movies.
* VisualPun: The "valuable piece of land" owned by Boris's father turns out to be small enough to carry in his coat.
* SpecialEffectsFailure: PlayedForLaughs. The slap sound effect when the Countess fiance smack Boris. He very visibly misses but the sound effects acts as if struck Boris.
* TakeThat: "After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean."
* WeirdTradeUnion: They drop the Village Idiot off at an Idiot's convention.
* WordSaladPhilosophy: "To love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer, to suffer is to be unhappy..."
-->'''Sonja''': Boris. Let me show you how absurd your position is. Let's say there is no God, and each man is free to do exactly as he chooses. What prevents you from murdering somebody?
-->'''Boris''': Murder's immoral.
-->'''Sonja''': Immorality is subjective.
-->'''Boris''': Yes, but subjectivity is objective.
-->'''Sonja''': Not in a rational scheme of perception.
-->'''Boris''': Perception is irrational. It implies imminence.
-->'''Sonja''': But judgment of any system of phenomena exists in any rational, metaphysical or epistemological contradiction to an abstracted empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself, or of the thing itself.
-->'''Boris''': [[BlatantLies Yeah, I've said that many times.]]



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