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A long time ago, the wife of a [[SociopathicHero noble crusader]] fell under the spell of Carmilla, the lesbian vampire queen. The crusader killed Carmilla, but in turn she cursed his village: every woman in the town will turn into a LesbianVampire, until she returns.

Today, slackers Jimmy and Fletch hike into the [[TownWithADarkSecret town]], meet a busful of sexy women, and decide to stay the night. Bad idea!
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!!This film contains examples of:
* ActionGirl: Lotte
* AndTheAdventureContinues: See SequelHook below.
* AmbiguousSyntax: See NonindicativeName.
* AudibleSharpness: The enchanted sword at the beginning.
* BadassPreacher: The Vicar
** Subverted. It turns out he doesn't actually have any experience fighting vampires and has never fired his crossbow before.
*** He does get one hell of a [[BadassBoast Badass Boast]] though. "Whores of fucking Hades! Prepare for fucking death!" as he makes his [[LastStand Last Stand]].
* BadassNormal: Lotte. She's able to take on Eva, Carmilla's second in command, without any help or supernatural powers.
* TheBechdelTest: Weirdly enough it passes it with flying colours from all the conversation between the girls, and (if you include all the vampire related conversations) probably fails the reverse Bechdel test, as the main male characters only talk about Vampires, Jimmy's ex and getting laid. Proof that the test has nothing to do with the quality or feminism of a film.
* BigNo: The baron has one in the introduction when he discovers Carmilla has turned his wife into a lesbian vampire.
* TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn
* BrainlessBeauty: Trudi is so dimwitted as to have a vocabulary that consists of literally one word but because she has large breasts (Or DOES she?) Fletch slobbers all over her.
* BrickJoke: The gay werewolf.
* {{Camp}}: Just a little bit.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Pretty much played for laughs, as the characters repeatedly point out how ridiculous the idea is.
* FanService
* [[ForgottenFallenFriend Forgotten Fallen Friend(s)]] the female love interest doesn't seem that upset that all her friends have turned into vampires, and then were killed, by her and her new boyfriend.
** And everyone for [[spoiler:the vicar]] at the end (See [[LeftHanging below.)]]
* TheHunter: The fim ends with Jimmy, Fletch and Lotte vowing to become [[TitleDrop lesbian vampire killers]].
* LampshadeHanging: The film point out how ridiculous a lot of its elements are, then does it anyway. Also see [[IndecisiveParody Indecisive Parody]]
* LeftHanging: [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What happened to the vicar?]] And how would he have coped when he found out about his daughter being dead? [[spoiler:Unless the vampires killed him, that is.]]
* LesbianVampire (obviously)
* LoveAtFirstSight: It takes Lotte less than 12 hours to decide that Jimmy is The One.
** Though that may just be being forced into a life-and-death situation after just meeting.
* MarketBasedTitle: In the US, the title is shortened to "Vampire Killers".
* {{Meganekko}}: Lotte.
* MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning: Carmilla's curse goes [[StarWars "As you strike me down (...). I shall rise again, more powerful than you can possibly imagine".]]
* NatureAbhorsAVirgin / NatureAdoresAVirgin: Lotte
* NonindicativeName: It's about [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin people who kill lesbian vampires]], but going by the title it could ''also'' have been about either lesbian vampires who are killers, or lesbians who are vampire killers.
* PlayedForLaughs: "You punched a child in the face, Fletch."
* SequelHook: At the end the survivors decide to rid the world of other supernatural evils, and become [[TitleDrop Lesbian Vampire Killers]].
* ShoutOut: To ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
** Also, MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning: see above.
* SlidingScaleOfSillinessVersusSeriousness: Take a guess. Go on.
* TargetedHumanSacrifice: The blood of the last of the [=McLaren's=] is required in the ritual to resurrect Carmilla the Vampire Queen.
* TownWithADarkSecret
* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: How Jimmy kills Carmilla.
** Lampshaded by Steve's reaction of disbelief.
* TitleDrop: "Are you suggesting we become lesbian vampire killers?"
* TheVicar
* VirginSacrifice
* WaterGunsAndBalloons: The protagonists use water balloons made from condoms filled with holy water as weapons against the lesbian vampires.
* WeaksauceWeakness: The vampires are ridiculously easy to kill, and are easily held off by crosses. It's a shame that there's so many of them, and that Carmilla doesn't suffer from any of their weaknesses....
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