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''Killers'' is an American RomCom directed by Robert Luketic and starring Creator/KatherineHeigl and Creator/AshtonKutcher. Kutcher plays Spencer, a professional assassin working for the U.S. government who quits his job after a chance encounter with Jen (Katherine Heigl), with whom he quickly falls in love and whom he eventually marries.

Three years later, however, his idyllic life is shattered when his old boss is murdered, and undercover assassins come after him for the $20 million bounty on his head. Unfortunately for him, Jen catches Spencer dealing with one of them. And they're his neighbors. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And Jen's just discovered she's pregnant]].
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!!This film contains examples of:
* TheAce: Spencer.
* ActionGirl: Jen evolves into this, in a wholesome, 1950s, trust circle kind of way.
* ActorAllusion: Um, sort of. Tom Selleck is known for his epic mustache, which is referenced a couple times in a quite humorous fashion.
* AffablyEvil[=/=]FauxAffablyEvil: Many of the assassins come off as this, but seeing as this is a RomCom, it's mostly just PlayedForLaughs.
* ATeamFiring: For professional hitmen carrying automatic weapons, Spencer's neighbors sure do suck at their jobs.
* {{Badass}}: Spencer.
* BottomlessMagazines: Averted in dialogue, not in practice.
* ButWeUsedACondom: Subverted. Spencer protests that she was on The Pill but Jen explains that the antibiotic she took at the time canceled out The Pill. Oops.
* TheCameo: Usher as a [[spoiler: store employee.]]
* CarFu
* CarnivalOfKillers: And that's putting it ''mildly''. Hell, even Spencer Lampshades it:
-->'''Spencer''': ''(as yet another neighbor attempts to kill him)'' Is there anyone NOT trying to kill me today?!
* ChandlersLaw: To the extreme. Whenever the action gets boring, yet another gun-toting neighbor hops in to spice it up.
* ClickHello: Subverted. Jen tries this on a woman who's strangling Spencer, but she doesn't even react to her and continues choking him. Jen angrily pulls the trigger, but the magazine falls out.
* DuelingMovies: ''Killers'' came out around the same times as ''KnightAndDay'', which has a similar plot of an agent falling for a clueless civilian blonde girl.
* {{Fanservice}}: The film is very aware of its gorgeous lead actors, so there were a couple of scenes with shirtless Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl.
* FallingChandelierOfDoom: More of an antler decoration than a chandelier, but the effect is the same.
* HeadTiltinglyKinky: Both Spencer and Jen, when they're going through Henry's computer.
* IJustWantToBeNormal: Spencer.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: Vivian (known on this page as "the woman in the office")
* MenAreTheExpendableGender: Surprisingly averted - fully half the assassins are female and they go through exactly the same punishment as their male counterparts.
* MoodWhiplash: Happens a few times, usually after one of the assassins hired to kill Spencer dies. Sure, they were pretending to be their friends, but some of the deaths are rather brutal such as how the woman in the office is dispatched or [[spoiler: Jen's friend]], for that matter.
* NotScreenedForCritics:
* PantsPositiveSafety: Seems like all the people carry their guns in their pants-waistband. Lampshaded by Spencer, when he points out that Jen's gun is showing, prompting her to comment on its size.
** Well, it IS a [[HandCannon Desert Eagle]]...
* PlayingAgainstType: Ashton Kutcher as an action hero.
** Almost all the assassins are played by comic actors. A couple having even featured on SaturdayNightLive.
* PoliceAreUseless: Even though no one calls 911, the police never show up despite all the gunfire and CarFu.
* PoorCommunicationKills: Pretty much the cause of the entire plot. [[spoiler: Tom Selleck is ''also'' a former agent of some sort, and when Spencer's former boss who has gone dirty contacts Spencer, Selleck assumes that Spencer never quit working as an assassin and activates the sleepers.]]
* PrecisionFStrike: Jen has one in the "trust circle". It even catches Spencer off-guard.
* ReadyForLovemaking: Jen does this. Nothing comes out of it.
** Mostly because she falls asleep before he even turns around and sees her.
* ResignationsNotAccepted: Spencer's agency.
* RunningGag: Oddly enough, Jen's mother's excessive drinking. Definitely CrossesTheLineTwice but it depends on the viewer if it counts as DudeNotFunny.
* UncomfortableElevatorMoment: Jen meets Spencer for the first time when he enters her elevator, shirtless.
* ZipMeUp: Jen's zipper gets stuck, so Spencer cuts up the dress with his knife.
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