---> Alas, Per. Cruel testicular torture is just one of the things we must endure for the Motherland.

'''Journey to Saturn''' (Danish: '''Rejsen til Saturn''') is a 2008 Danish CGI movie loosely based on a 1977 comic by Claus Deleuran.

Denmark is finally going to become a spacefaring nation with industrial Mogul Kurt Maj's new rocket, that will launch a misson to claim Saturn for Denmark, headed by the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally not psycotic]] Sargeant Skrydsbøl. Shortly before launch, the navigator has a fatal encounter with the Danish Health Care system and his replacement, Per, is called in at short notice. But Per has a dark secret that his ex-girlfriend Susanne is about to find out. Then there is Jamil [[spoiler: Ahmadinejad]], who joined the mission to get Danish citizenship and Pussy-Ole, with his never-ending supply of beer and German Alpe-porn.

It can only go wrong. It doesn't. And that is bad, because Kurt Maj has got plans of his own ...

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!!This film provides examples of:
* ArcWords: "The mission before the man!"
* BattleCry: "BASRA!!!!"
* BlackDudeDiesFirst: [[spoiler:Or "Middle-Eastern Dude Dies First", as the case may be. But subverted.]]
* {{Hell}}: Hell has changed it's marketing strategy to advertising with "sex sex sex 666 - beer, pussy and music - happy hour 24/7"
* KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler:After conspiring with planet-consuming aliens, CorruptCorporateExecutive Kurt Maj survives with his evil business empire intact and goes on to hatch new twisted schemes.]]
* PocketProtector: Jamil's multiple photo albums.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Kurt Maj is incredibly sexist and patronizing towards Susanne and doesn't care about smoking a big cigar in a no-smoking zone.
* PreMortemOneLiner: Bund eller resten i håret ("Bottoms up, or the rest goes in your hair"). [[spoiler:Per said that to the dragon from Saturn, before shooting the keg of beer in its mouth]]. The line is commonly used when Danes drink, and if someone doesn't actually finish their drink, the rest does indeed go in the hair.
* WeaksauceWeakness: The aliens have one: [[spoiler:Alcohol]]
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