[[quoteright:350: From left to right: Ringo, Paul, John (playing piano), George. Just in case.]]

->'''Superintendent:''' Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck? \\
'''John:''' I haven't got any, have you George? \\
'''George:''' Did have. \\
'''Paul:''' I have had. \\
'''Ringo''': I will have! Lead on!

In the mid-1960s, Music/TheBeatles were the hottest thing since sliced bread. The four guys from Liverpool not only topped the charts with their music, but they topped the box office with their movie ''Film/AHardDaysNight'' in 1964. So, in 1965, they, director Richard Lester, and producer Walter Shenson got back together to make another movie for Creator/UnitedArtists. The result was ''Help!''

Unlike its predecessor (though more like Richard Lester's non-Beatles films), ''Help!'' was a surreal and literally colorful action adventure parody and a {{homage}} to Creator/UnitedArtists' most successful film series at the time, ''Film/JamesBond''. Its plot was ahead of its time -- real ''Film/JamesBond'' films wouldn't be so nonsensical for another decade.

The plot involves a cult from "the eastern country" (presumably but not definitely India) and loosely based on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee Thuggee]] who make sacrifices to their goddess, "Kaili". The person to be sacrificed wears a large ring with an enormous ruby in it. Unfortunately, the cultists find out at the ceremony that the girl who was supposed to be sacrificed mailed the ring to RingoStarr, who is now wearing it. So, the cult scrambles to England to get the ring.

The problem is, nobody can get the ring off Ringo. Thus, the deadline for the ring going to its original sacrifice passes, and Ringo is now the official sacrifice for the cult.

In their attempts to get the ring off Ringo, the Beatles approach two mad scientists. The mad scientists fail to get it off, and the Beatles cease co-operating with them. By this point, the scientists have decided that it's their ticket to world domination. This leads to a chase which leads the Fab Four and both sets of their pursuers to the Austrian Alps, Salisbury Plain (near Stonehenge), Buckingham Palace and The Bahamas.

Note: the Beatles often weren't sober while making this film. They had recently discovered marijuana. This had an obvious effect on their performances. However, Richard Lester was probably sober. Whatever the cause, the result was a RandomEventsPlot [[CultClassic fondly remembered]] to this day for its shameless {{camp}}iness.
!!'''Tropes featured''':
* [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable AcCENT Upon the Wrong SylLABle]]: Clang's pronunciation of "Beatle" as "be-A-tle" (rhyming with "Seattle").
* AfraidOfNeedles: George passes out at the sight of a syringe.
* AppliedPhlebotinum: The shrinking potion
* AllAnimalsAreDomesticated: The tiger that is sent to attack Ringo at the pub is actually from a zoo and won't attack Ringo if he has 'Ode to Joy' sung to him.
* AsHimself
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: Clang's conversation with Bhuta on the train.
* AudienceParticipation: The film has been called "The Rocky Horror Beatles Show" at some conventions (most notably Beatlefest Chicago), where screenings are frequently interrupted by audience members counting the number of times John dials the phone and handing out sticks of Wrigley's spearmint gum during the "Paul on the Floor" segment.
* BadBadActing: The Beatles indulge in this occasionally, particularly any time they're supposed to be acting like they're having a carefree, fun time and instead just deliver the most stilted laughs humanly possible. (as mentioned above, they were usually stoned, to the point that many times they disregarded memorizing the script at all)
* BigDamnMovie: Granted, anything with the Beatles in at the peak of their power is fairly awesome anyway, but then you throw in the British Army's tanks surrounding the band playing near Stonehenge accompanied by StuffBlowingUp, the stadium of people singing 'Ode to Joy' to calm a tiger...
** That last one though is just a shot of StockFootage.
*** It's still [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome AWESOME]].
* BiggerOnTheInside: The Beatles' house ''looks'' like 4 separate townhouses from the outside, but it is all one big room.
** Also, it is ColourCodedCharacters. John = red, Paul = white, George = green, Ringo = blue.
** In other words, it's a CoolHouse!
*** It is a CoolHouse indeed, because each Beatle has his own quirk to their room: Ringo has several vending machines, John has a bookshelf and his bed is in a pit in the floor, Paul has an organ which surfaces from the floor, and George has a bed of grass complete with a gardener!
**** There was also a deleted scene that showed that one of them also had a cow in a cupboard used for free milk.
** Also BiggerOnTheInside was the Eastern temple when it was brought to the Bahamas under a beach.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: When Ringo tries to escape from the tiger pit:
--> *looks directly into the camera* "[[CaptainObvious All the rungs have been neatly sawed through the middle]]."
** And before that, there was...
--> '''Ahme''': *looks directly into the camera* "[[ReverseMole I am not what I seem]]."
* BrickJoke: About halfway through the film the scientists' bomb goes off and breaks a hole in an ice rink, with a cross-channel swimmer emerging from beneath and asking the way to the White Cliffs of Dover. He can be seen at the end emerging on a beach in the Bahamas and being redirected again by the Beatles.
* BritishRoyalGuards: A small battalion of marching guardsmen [[InstantSedation immediately collapses mid-march]] after inadvertently getting hit with KnockoutGas.
--> '''Ringo:''' It must be their tea break.
* BuffySpeak: "Hey, it's a thingie! [[CrowningMomentOfFunny A fiendish thingie]]!"
* CaptainErsatz: Kaili = [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali Kali]].
* CaptionHumor: Comedic captions and intertitles abound in this.
** [[CaptainObvious Caption Obvious]]: A tiger's appearance has the caption "A tiger".
* ClingyMacGuffin: The ring.
* ComedicSociopathy: John, most notably, but really all of them; at some point, each suggests cutting Ringo's finger off (John does so holding a steak knife and says it would be like "having a tooth out"), and George, Ringo and John's complete non-reaction when Ringo supposedly [[ItMakesSenseInContext squashes Paul]].
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Ringo, in a possible CallBack to '''AHardDaysNight''. "What are you doing?" "Posting a letter."
* CrazyPrepared: The cult dons (sometimes) elaborate disguises and rigs up Scooby-Doo-like traps in places they anticipate the Beatles will wander into.
* CrowdSong: The Ode to Joy, in German.
* DartboardOfHate: The opening credits -- the Beatles are on a movie clip, and Clang throws darts at the screen whenever Ringo or the ring is visible.
* DeadpanSnarker: [[WorldOfSnark Each of ]] Music/TheBeatles.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "Two lagers and lime, and two lagers and lime."
* DeusExMachina: Sort of.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: John's line, "No doubt about it, we're risking our lives to preserve a useless member!" (In context, it's about Ringo's ''ring finger'', which isn't necessary to his drumming but which he refuses to part with; taken with the RunningGag of [[StuckInTheirShadow Ringo's reputation]], it sounds as if the line is meant to refer to Ringo himself as the useless member of the band.)
* ExcitedShowTitle: Out of necessity, since the title "Help" was already taken.
* ExtremeOmnivore: Both John, who's not averse to a little seasoning in his soup (even if it's [[{{Pun}} a season ticket]]), and George, who at one point [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment takes a giant bite out of the cymbal that he's holding]].
* FakeNationality[=/=]{{Fauxreigner}}: All the cultists from 'the East' are played by English actors. This is {{Lampshaded}} when the Beatles visit the Indian Restaurant "seeking enlightenment as to rings" from someone from "the mystic East" but quickly learn that everyone working there is English.
--> '''Ringo:''' He's from the ''West''!
--> '''Restaurant Host:''' No, the East... [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepney Stepney.]]
* {{Fanservice}}: Probably most blatant in the "hand dryer ripping off the boys' clothes" scene.
** Also, naked Paul?
** Paul on the beach in tight t-shirt and jeans further qualifies.
* {{Fingore}}: The others can't understand why Ringo won't let them [[JustEatGilligan just cut off his finger]].
* {{Flanderization}} - The film versions of the band were supposed to exhibit exaggerated versions of their own personalities: John as a snarky smartaleck, Paul as a smooth lady killer, George as a miserly spendthrift, and Ringo as... well, Ringo. Most of this gets lost in the finished version, though.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: Algernon claims to be this.
--> '''Algernon:''' I work better with animals. They trust me, you see. I should have gone into vivisection.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: George putting things into his pockets at the jewellery shop.
** George spends most of the movie doing funny or awkward things in the background.
* HeelFaceTurn: Ahme.
* HumanSacrifice
* IncredibleShrinkingMan: "The Exciting Adventure of Paul on the Floor".
** Also something of a (deliberate, played for laughs) BigLippedAlligatorMoment.
* {{Intermission}}
* LatexPerfection: How does one manage that for ''Ringo''?!
* MacGuffin: The ring.
** LivingMacGuffin: Ringo when wearing the ring, since the cult are not so much trying to take the ring from him as trying to sacrifice him because he's wearing the ring. ([[ReligionOfEvil It's a different religion from ours. I think]].)
* MadScientist: Professor Foot. Lampshaded by John when he says "This is absurd! You're nothing but a trite, hackneyed mad scientist!"
* MusicSoothesTheSavageBeast
* NoSenseOfDirection: The Beatles' Road Manager [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal_Evans Mal Evans]], does a cameo as a swimmer who has this, looking for the White Cliffs of Dover while under some ice (in Switzerland -- [[MST3KMantra just roll with it)]] and again at the end in a BrickJoke in the Caribbean Sea.
* OnlySaneMan: Ahme is the only person with any lick of competence in the movie, and she seems rather exhausted by it.
* PathOfInspiration: This cult, probably.
* PerformanceVideo: It's a musical, and we get to see most of the songs performed.
* PinballProtagonist: All four Beatles for much of the film.
* PluckyComicRelief: Ringo, sometimes aided and abetted by George.
* PoliceAreUseless: Subverted. While the Royal Guards seem to be a literal bunch of [[RedShirt Redshirts]] (who get knocked out by gas, [[ItMakesSenseInContext trapped in weightlessness]], etc), and seemingly play this trope straight (as also seen by the fact that they never turn up for such things as restaurants and private homes getting invaded), it all suddenly changes once the Beatles actually decide to go ''to'' the police. Indeed, in the third act the police actually ends up [[spoiler:saving the Beatles]]. ''[[spoiler:Twice (British and Bahaman police respectively)]]''!
* PunkInTheTrunk: Ringo, courtesy of Foot and Algernon.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The Beatles have admitted they more or less wanted a paid vacation, which is why they suggested some of the film's more exotic locations (The Bahamas, the Alps).
* RealitySubtext: Paul says to Ringo "Well, you didn't miss your tonsils, did you?", referencing the fact that Ringo had a tonsillectomy earlier that year.
* ReliablyUnreliableGuns: The [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain idiot]] "[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate scientist]]" and his assistant have a [[RunningGag recurring problem:]] none of their equipment works when it needs to, leading the assistant to invariably blame whatever country the object in question came from. As a result, this trope pops up twice: once with a "cheap" English pistol, leading them to bemoan their lack of a Luger, and once with their time-slowing ray, leading them to curse "American rig."
* RunningGag: John: "[[MadLibsCatchPhrase Getting nowhere, are you, jeweller/mad scientist/superintendent]]?"
** People and things being referred to as "The ''famous'' X" ("the famous Beatles", "the famous Ringo", "the famous ring", "the famous temple", and so forth) primarily by the Superintendent, although the Beatles themselves as well as the written narration pick up on the trend.
* SayMyName: After Ringo is kidnapped in the Bahamas, the other three Beatles go about looking for him, shouting his name the whole time.
* SceneryPorn: The film does ''look'' good.
* ShoutOut: The version of "Help!" used in the movie's opening credits and on the American soundtrack starts with a snippet of the ''Film/JamesBond'' theme; in the film itself, a parody of said theme plays as Clang and his cult prepare to pursue the Beatles in their car. In another scene, Bhuta distracts a chef by imitating [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Oddjob's hat toss attack.]]
** One of the orchestral cues is [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong appropriately titled]], "Another Hard Day's Night".
** As John and Ringo walk down the sidewalk to mail a letter, John is heard reciting the first few lines to his ''In His Own Write'' poem, "I Sat Belonely". He also is shown reading his second book, ''A Spaniard in the Works'', at the beginning of the film.
* StuffBlowingUp
* TakeOverTheWorld: The main reason the mad scientists want the ring.
--> "With a ring like that I could, dare I say it, rule the world! I must have that ring! Algernon, the laser!"
** Later lampshaded, when Foot begrudgingly deduces that they probably couldn't interest anyone in the ring to begin with.
* TakeThat: Scotland Yard gets one.
-->'''Chief Superintendent:''' So, this is the famous Beatles.
-->'''John:''' So, this is the famous Scotland Yard.
-->'''Chief Superintendent:''' And how long do you think you'll last?
-->'''John:''' Can't say fairer than that--Great Train Robbery, eh, how's that going?
* ThemeTuneCameo
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Secondary villains Foot and Algernon, a somewhat bumbling mad scientist and his assistant who are out to get the sacrificial ring in order to TakeOverTheWorld... somehow.
* ThrowItIn: Part of the "Ticket to Ride" sequence, which the directors considered beautiful, was marred by the presence of telegraph poles in the background. Attempts at removing them failed...and then someone had the idea of superimposing musical notes over the wires in time with "I think I'm going to be sad..."
* TookALevelInBadass: George in the Bahamas. He jumps on the back of the scientists' moving car to rescue Ringo in the boot.
** This is probably the most glorious moment in the whole movie. After spending the entire time [[FunnyBackgroundEvent messing around in the background]], cheating at cards, and just sort of going with things, he fights off four cultists and [[BadAss very nonchalantly]] leaps on top of a car and rescues Ringo.
* ToplessnessFromTheBack: Ahme's sister taking a bath in Part Two.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: The people in the Indian restaurant seem pretty undisturbed by the sight of a number of cultists strangling, kidnapping and replacing the staff.
--> '''Man (as his waiter is dragged off):''' Oh, rather a jolly place!
** The Beatles seem rather undisturbed as well, at least until they see Ringo's hand nearly get chopped off. Of particular note is [[CrowningMomentOfFunny John's complete nonchalance over finding items in his food]] (the result of the chefs being knocked out).
--> '''John:''' What's this?
--> '''Ringo:''' It's a season ticket. What did you think it is?
--> '''John:''' Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in me soup.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The gardener from George's room is not seen again after playing the flute in "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away".
* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing: Ringo during a fight scene. Everyone else pretty much ignores him.
* YouLookFamiliar: Victor Spinetti and John Bluthal also appeared in ''AHardDaysNight''.