''Guest House Paradiso'' is a 1999 {{Slapstick}} comedy film written by and starring Creator/RikMayall and Creator/AdrianEdmondson. Directed by Ade Edmondson and also starring Creator/SimonPegg, Creator/VincentCassell and Creator/BillNighy. An offshoot of Rik and Ade's series ''{{Bottom}}'', it features main characters Richie and Eddie running a cheap and nasty hotel.

Very cheap. And very nasty.

!!Provides examples of:

* AnAesop: Don't feed people food if you don't know where it came from.
* AssShove: Eddie sends a pencil into Richie's back side (Pointy end first).
* BadLiar: Eddie tries to pass off a gas explosion as "Basque, seperatist mice."
* BastardBoyfriend: Gino Bolognese. Not only is he violent, possessive, and a suspected drug runner, he also slept with all three bridesmaids the night before his and Gina Carbonara's wedding.
* BlindWithoutEm: Eddie's vision is extremely wavy without his glasses.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Eddie tries to get Gino to watch the language as [[BlatantLies they're trying to keep the film PG-rated]]. Gino apologies and swears regardless, prompting Eddie to shrug at the camera openly saying "I tried".
* CanonDiscontinuity: In the TV series, Richie's surname is Richard, and Eddie's is Hitler. Here, Richie has the surname "Twat", and Eddie "Ndingombaba."
* DirectedByCastMember: Adrian Edmondson. Originally both he and Rik Mayall were going to direct, but Rik was still recovering from his quad bike accident.
* DoubleEntendre:
-->'''Ms. Hardy''': Do you have Lapsang-souchong?
-->'''Richie''': No. No-no-no-no-no. It's just that I put my underpants on back-to-front this morning.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Richie and Eddie have been stealing from and abusing their guests the whole film, but they are nothing compared to Gino. Even Eddie is horrified by how he treats Gina.
-->'''Eddie''': He's ''bad!''
* EyeScream: Richie gets a lit candle in the eye at one point. When he explains to Eddie, Eddie thinks he wants another one.
* FakeNationality: French actors Hélène Mahieu and Vincent Cassell play Italians Gina and Gino.
* GroinAttack: Eddie uses a pair of nutcrackers on Richie's privates; This soons turns into a gonad-kicking contest.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Gina thinks the pervy, condescending Richie is a sweet man, and believes she can trust Eddie with her identity, only moments after meeting him. (Compared to Gino, however, those two are saints).
* IndyEscape: [[ItMakesSenseInContext From a giant ball of vomit]].
* InsatiableNewlyweds: The Barkers. They spend all day in the honeymoon suite, coming down for supper, to Richie's shock.
-->'''Richie''': Well, what can I get you? Vitamins? Energy tablets? Fanny pump?
* IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes: Subverted:
-->'''Eddie:''' Is the Pope a Catholic?\\
'''Richie:''' Yes.\\
'''Eddie:''' Is he? I never knew that.
* IThoughtItMeant: Gina tells Richie she wants her salad "undressed." Turns out she meant "without salad dressing."
* ItsPronouncedTropay: Richie insists his surname is pronounced "Thwaite."
* KarmaHoudini: Eddie and Richie are ''not'' nice people. They get two suitcases full of money and live the rest of their lives on a tropical island receiving blowjobs from Gina
* LampshadeHanging: In the final scene, it is pointed out that it is lucky that [[spoiler: only Gino]] died from the nuked fish, otherwise there would have been a moral question mark over our "heroes"' escape. Sadly, we only have Eddie's word for it; it sounds more like he's trying to convince Gina.
* LastWords: Hilariously Gino, before being knocked off the cliff-side into the ocean below.
-->'''Gino''': All I wanted was a shag!
* StarDerailingRole: Because of the box office failure of this film, Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson haven't done any other movies. Also, apart from the last two Bottom Live shows, they haven't done that much. Also, what ever happened to Hélène Mahieu who plays Gina?
** Averted with Simon Pegg and Vincent Cassel.
* ThemeNaming: Both Gina and Gino's surnames are Italian foodstuffs.
* TheMenInBlack the government swoops in to perform a BigDamnHeroes
* VomitChainReaction: The guests, after being served radioactive fish.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: And the film is happy to show you the results. For about ten minutes solid.