->''"From the future traveled a master race of cyborgs. They made abductions from Earth's past. The dinosaurs were trained as trackers. The humans were bred as slaves. Now a runaway slave escapes to a place his people call {{heaven}}... we know it as Earth."''
-->-- '''OpeningMonologue'''

If someone were to combine ''Film/TheTerminator'' and ''Film/JurassicPark'', with a fraction of the former's budget, while [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic throwing in religious overtones]] just to spice things up a bit, you'd get something close to ''Future War'', a [[DirectToVideo direct-to-video]] gem ([[SoBadItsGood for a given value of "gem"]]) featured on [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar a season ten episode]] of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''.

The story concerns "[[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep the Runaway]]," a slave who escapes his cyborg masters' spaceship and crash-lands just off the coast of UsefulNotes/{{California}}. Two cyborgs and a pack of killer dinosaurs ([[BlatantLies who do not in any way resemble cheaply-made puppets]]) are dispatched to recapture him. The Runaway kickboxes one of the cyborgs to death and takes down a dinosaur puppet, but is then unceremoniously [[CrashIntoHello hit by a car]] driven by Sister Anne, a hooker/ganger/druggie-turned novitiate nun. Anne takes him back to her home, a half-way house inhabited by overweight men, and nurses the Runaway back to health. With him choking her and all, they seem to be hitting it off, but their growing bond is interrupted by a dinosaur puppet attack that claims one of Anne's friends.

Anne and the Runaway make a break for it, and wander around the streets and ride on a train for a while. Anne's having second thoughts about the whole nun thing, but the Runaway quotes verses from Literature/TheBible, which mostly seems to confuse her. Then the pair are picked up by cops and tag along as a [=SWAT=] team combats another one of those dinosaur puppets. The heavily-armed specialists get their asses bitten off until the Runaway takes down the threat with a stab to the jaw, and in gratitude, they haul him back to the police HQ for questioning. Fortunately, the remaining cyborg tracks the Runaway there, and our kickboxing hero is able to escape in the carnage, thrashing the cyborg in the process.

Our heroes reunited, Anne calls in some favors and enlists the aid of her former clients/gangmates/customers to raise a small army to combat the dinosaur puppets. Since said puppets are known to congregate near water, the last half-hour or so of the film takes place in what is meant to be a water treatment plant, which the gang blows up after suffering heavy losses. At the end, Anne's final vows are interrupted by the second cyborg showing up for one last kickboxing match, but the good guys win, Anne becomes a nun, and her halfway house "scores" a new counsellor.

Not at all to be confused with the incredibly obscure film ''Anime/FutureWar198X''. Or the point-and-click adventure ''VideoGame/FutureWars''.

For the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' version, please go to the [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar episode recap page]].

!!''Future War'' contains examples of:

* TheNineties: The entire movie was clearly costumed by raiding [[Music/PearlJam Eddie Vedder's]] closet. The Bots call it "The Plaid Parade."
* AirVentPassageway: Subverted. A character tries to crawl in one to hide from the cyborg, but it collapses and dumps her out to be killed.
* BattleStrip: Done in the most absurd way possible.
* BlackDudeDiesFirst: Subverted. While the first death that we see involves Sister Anne's BlackBestFriend Fred, the scene in question is actually a FlashForward to the film's ending, and so poor Fred is actually the third-to-last person to die.
* TheCameo: The old man in the Hawaiian shirt attacked by a dino is none other than [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_J_Ackerman Forrest J. Ackerman]]. Sharp eyes will notice his holding a copy of ''Famous Monsters of Filmland''.
* ClothingDamage: Botched. During the climactic final duel, the Runaway clearly takes off his shirt.
* ContainerMaze: Featured during the opening chase scene, using empty cardboard boxes. The pursuer takes advantage of this.
* CrashIntoHello: A rare example involving a vehicle and a pedestrian. And a nun.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath:
** Ignoring the lousy effects, let's face it, getting eaten by a dinosaur is not a pleasant way to go.
-->"This has got to be the ''last'' danger you think of when you're living in a dumpster."
** We do get to see the rather gory aftereffects of one such dino-puppet attack about midway through.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Abused to high holy hell. Anne apparently used to be a hooker and drug dealer who also had connections to a local gang, an arms dealer, and some guy who's presumably a black market dealer.
* DisposableVagrant: The first person we see a dinosaur kill (after the credits) is a homeless [[TheAlcoholic wino]].
* ExplosiveLeash: On the dinosaur puppets. "No wonder fossils are so rare."
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: The dinosaurs are {{Mook}}s for the evil cyborgs.
* {{Filler}}: The flashback and flash forwards smack of this.
* FlatEarthAtheist: Ann seems to heavily doubt the Runaway's story even after ''a dinosaur bursts into her house and kills one of her friends''.
* {{Flashback}}: Abused. While meditating/working out in his prison cell, the Runaway flashes back through his earlier fights, including the one that [[ViewersAreGoldfish ended mere minutes ago]]. All while shouting "Cha" repeatedly.
* ForTheEvulz: According to the Runaway, the cyborgs use humans as slave labor because they (the cyborgs) lack thumbs. He clarifies that the cyborgs could totally build thumbs for themselves, but then they wouldn't have an excuse to force humans to wait on them.
* ForcedPerspective: Used to cunningly create the illusion that the dinosaur puppets are quite large dinosaur puppets. This makes the fight scenes a little difficult.
* HollywoodCyborg: "Cyborg" meaning "someone wearing black clothes and clown makeup with maybe a camera over one eye while moving stiffly as whirring sounds are added."
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: The Last Cyborg is ultimately killed by one of those exploding collars.
* HotScientist: The lab assistant. Too bad she gets a NeckSnap.
* IWorkAlone: Sister Anne uses this line on the Runaway, which makes no sense considering she's a nun who works with a bunch of other people in a halfway house.
* JurisdictionFriction: The Feds are interested in the Runaway's story of time-traveling cyborgs, and shut out the local police who captured him. It doesn't matter, seeing how they're all dead in the end.
* LanternJawOfJustice: A villainous example, thanks to Robert Z'Dar of ''Film/{{Soultaker}}'' fame.
* MagicCountdown: Even on screen, it goes faster than it should!
-->'''Crow''': Introducing new, faster seconds.
** Yet, oddly, offscreen it goes ''slower'' than it should.
* {{Motifs}}: Plaid. Seriously, just about every good guy in the cast is wearing some sort of plaid. [[RummageSaleRejects Even the grizzled, overweight gangers]].
--> '''Servo:''' Movie sponsored by the plaid council. Plaid, it's what's for dinner.
* MrFanservice: Daniel Bernhardt has a ''lot'' of shirtless scenes. The workout scene in the jail cell is particularly blatant.
* NeckSnap: The Cyborg does this to a female lab assistant when she falls from a air duct.
* NeighbourhoodFriendlyGangsters: Always ready to help.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: This film crams dinosaurs, cyborgs from the future, martial arts, gang-bangers, and a nun into the story, albeit not particularly well.
* NoNameGiven: The Runaway is never even given a nickname to be referred to by for convenience's sake; even the credits only list him as "The Man".
* NonindicativeName: It's not set in the future, although the cyborgs are supposedly from there, and there's not really a war going on.
* PietaPlagiarism: After the Runaway defeats the Cyborg (barely) for the final time, he lies wounded on the floor while Ann holds his head in her lap in this classic pose. Making it all the more {{anvilicious}} is that 1) they're doing so on the altar of a church; and 2) the Runaway has been quoting Bible verses throughout the film, most pertinently "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends"[[note]]said by Jesus concerning his impending crucifixion[[/note]] and [[FauxSymbolism attempting to apply it to himself]] (and, indeed, he does so again right here).
* ShirtlessScene: Even if he has to clearly do it himself...
* StockSoundEffect: Often not well-matched with the visual, such as the cyborg sounding like a car's suspension when he deflects a cardboard box, or when two characters open a wooden door in a house and it sounds like a steel door on a ship or a submarine, or when we hear crickets chirping even though it's clearly the middle of the day...
* TakeOurWordForIt: The Slave Rebellion happens mostly off-camera, while the audience gets static shots of generic sci-fi sets with sci-fi sound effects in the background. That's because they used stock footage from a different movie which didn't star the lead actor.
* TakeThatUs:
** Legend has it that while working on the movie one crewmember said how fun it would be if their movie was aired on ''Mystery Science Theater.''
** The art director for the film actually said he felt [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]] was ''too lenient'' on the film! Talk about CreatorBacklash!
* TerminatorTwosome: As a film "inspired" (ahem) by ''Film/TheTerminator'', this movie uses a variation of this. While there's one "good" person sent to Earth, there are three bad guys, plus an unclear number of dinosaurs. Also, TimeTravel may or may not actually be involved.
* TimeTravel: Implied in the "backstory", never shown.
* TooHungryToBePolite: The Runaway greedily wolfs down a plate of food the big guys set down for him and ignores their questions about who he is and where he came from.
--> '''Servo:''' Ah, [[BigEater he's gonna fit right in!]]
* UnexplainedRecovery:
** The Master Cyborg that the Runaway beats up in the police HQ and left pinned under ''an exploding dinosaur'' later ambles into the dam for a rematch with the Runaway.
** Later on, after being trapped in ''an exploding dam'', he crashes through the ceiling of the church in the finale for a ''third'' fight with the Runaway.
** The kid Max vanishes after the dinosaur attack on the halfway house, and nothing is mentioned of what happened to him or where he went, even after he pops up safe & sound in church at the end of the movie.
* WalkInChimeIn: Ann has gathered a bunch of NeighbourhoodFriendlyGangsters with whom she is plotting to go take on the cyborgs and dinosaurs. They ask how they can find the dinos, after which the door opens, the Runaway (who had only just now escaped from police custody) enters and says "Near water."
* WeWillUseManualLaborInTheFuture: Apparently the whole reason "the Masters" need slaves is because they lack opposable thumbs, although the Runaway makes it clear they could build thumbs for themselves but don't because they like forcing others to serve them.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Polaris completely vanishes from the film when the FBI forcefully take control of the case. [[note]]Which is probably fortunate for him, since they all end up dead a few minutes later.[[/note]]
* YourSizeMayVary: The dinosaur puppets never seem pinned down to a consistent size. In low shots they seem about the size of large dogs (the "Cuteasaurus"), while in high shots they loom over the cast. Handwaved by the opening narration, the nun does say the dinos come in all shapes, sizes, and ages, "and its masters". Doesn't explain the inconsistent size of a dinosaur ''in the same scene''.