->"From the people who didn't bring you ''Film/WhaleRider'' or ''OnceWereWarriors'' . . . "

''Fresh Meat'' is a 2012 action/comedy/horror film, directed by Danny Mulheron. A gang that has just broken their leader from prison takes a family of cannibals hostage. Bloody hilarity ensues. TemueraMorrison headlines as the family patriarch.

!!Has the examples of:

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Richie Tan's crimes are listed as "Murder, Kidnapping, and Selling Fruit Without a License."
* CannibalClan: The Crane family.
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Where Paulie Tan learned how to shoot.
* SchoolgirlLesbians: Rina Crane and at least one of her classmates.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: Gigi's weapon of choice. She's also the most competent member of the gang.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies: Margaret Crane's famous meat pies.
* SlidingScaleOfComedyAndHorror: More comedy than horror, but the film still bounces all over the spectrum.