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'''''Farm Sluts''''' is a BlackComedy ShortFilm starring Chris Parnell (of ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' fame), and serves as a cautionary tale for people who regularly look at {{NSFW}} websites at the workplace.

Chris Parnell stars as Larry, a successful 30-something who loses his job after accidentally opening up a link to a [[BestialityIsDepraved farm-themed bestiality porno site]]. After his firing, he accidentally kills his dog, his girlfriend breaks up with him, and he loses his apartment. He moves back to his parents' house, and [[FromBadToWorse his life steadily takes a turn for the worse]], as [[NotWhatItLooksLike accusations]] drive him to the point of [[DrivenToSuicide attempting to take his own life]].

You can view the short [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjCj0ntG8E here]].
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!! This short provides examples of:
%%* AccidentalPervert: Larry
* BestialityIsDepraved: Larry is fired, loses his girlfriend and gets no other job because people think he is into bestiality.
%%* BlackComedy
* BungledSuicide: The first and second time.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint[=/=]DramaticallyMissingThePoint: Larry imagines his parents being inconsolable if his third suicide attempt actually succeeds, not because he'd be dead, but because he'd have splattered blood on some of their belongings.
* CovertPervert: Larry's uncle, who is a both member of Business Owners for Jesus and an avid fan of the Farm Sluts website.
* DiggingYourselfDeeper: Yeah, it doesn't help your cause if you say you find some of those bestiality pictures funny... on a ''job interview''.
* DownerEnding: [[spoiler:Even in death Larry can't catch a break, as he is sodomized by the mortician.]]
* DrivenToSuicide: Larry attempts to take his life four times in the film. [[spoiler:He succeeds on his fourth try.]]
* ElectrifiedBathtub: It works better if the radio is actually plugged in.
%%* FourIsDeath
* HeadTiltinglyKinky: The coworker that catches Larry with the pictures just stares at his screen, her mouth wide open.
* HumiliationConga: Larry goes through one all throughout the film.
* ILoveTheDead: [[spoiler:Larry’s coroner.]]
* InterruptedSuicide: The third time.
* JerkAss: Larry's friends who sent him the website.
%%* KafkaKomedy
* NotWhatItLooksLike: Every time Larry tries to commit suicide, his parents think it's some sort of sexual fetish [[spoiler:except the last time]].
* SadTimesMontage: The montage of Larry's failed interviews.
* TerribleIntervieweesMontage: Inverted, it's the interviewers that make the interviews terrible, as they refuse to hire Larry because of his perceived bestiality.
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