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[[caption-width-right:300:Earth is... perfectly safe.]]

->'''''Du-ug:''' Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?\\
'''Kenny:''' Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.\\
'''Du-ug:''' You will die painlessly!''

My-ik (Creator/DiedrichBader) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell) have come from the planet Kabijj, with simple orders:\\
1. Conquer Earth.\\
2. Annihilate all human life.\\
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Their orders are not so much:\\
3. Develop drinking problem.\\
4. Fall in love with divorced hussy.

Their plans are complicated by a transmat malfunction, turning their mighty swords into tooth-picks. Nevertheless, they have 24 hours to decapitate every human being on Earth before the overlords send the head-eating giant [[LargeHam CROKER!!!]] (Creator/TylerLabine) to, uh, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin eat their heads]].
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!!This movie contains examples of:

* AlienArtsAreAppreciated: My-Ik and Du-Ug fall deeply in love with Smirnoff Ice vodka coolers. They also consider Kenny and Ron's digs to be "An abomination!" which is great praise on Kabijj.
** Kabijjians also seem to like fast food pretty well, since there's a huge lineup of them in the epilogue when the EAC's open a burger shack.
* AliensAreBastards: Their superiors want them to wipe out humanity and conquer Earth.
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: the only word not in English is "Endus," which is used similarly to "Glory" or "Honour" (ex, "Endus for Revere").
* BizarreAlienBiology: Kabijjians can reattatch severed limbs in an instant, and have no blood. Also, their [[MisterSeahorse males become pregnant.]]
* BizarreSexualDimorphism: In Kabijj the men look like human males, but the women look...just plain weird.
* CallASmeerpARabbit: "Cats" are apparently a sort of edible plant on Kabijj.
-->"Cat's bark? My appetite stirs..."
* ChewingTheScenery: "'''IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND OF YOUR TINY MEALS TO SLAKE MY GIGANTIC APPETITE!!!'''"
* CrossCulturalKerfuffle: Kabijjians consider dire insults to be worshipful praise.
* IncomingHam: CROKER!!! stomps into a restaurant, and screams at the diners.
* IncredibleShrinkingMan: CROKER!!! is about [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever 50 feet tall]], until the same transmat malfunction that shrunk our heroes' swords shrinks him down to about 6 feet. He doesn't seem to notice, though.
* LargeHam: All the aliens are this, but especially CROKER!!!
* LawOfAlienNames: Averted, the aliens are named My-Ik, Du-Ug, Pe-Ny, and Ja-An. The only two strange names are Revere (which may be a title, as he's the alien King) and Croker (which isn't too far off from Kroeger).
* NoIndoorVoice: Two guesses.
* RunningGag:
** The Transmat operator being knocked unconsious, which Revere finds hilarious.
** Ron warning people "Don't to touch my sun chips and crystal geysers."
* TeleporterAccident: A plot-point is that the interstellar teleporter is very finicky. It [[spoiler: actually hadn't]] destroyed the first wave of invaders ([[spoiler: who really just went into hiding]]), so they fixed it. [[spoiler: They actually broke it.]] Now it randomly shrinks items (and people) sent through it, making My-Ik and Du-Ug's {{BFS}}'s into cocktail skewers and their makeup kits into compacts. It also turns Kroker the Giant into a normal-sized man.
* TeleportersAndTransporters: Kabijjians use a helmet-mounted teleport gun to invade other worlds.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Smirnoff Ice for the invaders, and Ron warns everyone not to touch his Sun Chips and Crystal Geyser bottled water.
* ToiletHumor: the Ceremonial Dunk.
* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: [[spoiler: Kenny accidentally kills Revere and becomes the new King of Kabijj.]]
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