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->''"Since the birth of time, humanity has endeavored to restrain evil men in prisons. But since {{Cain|AndAbel}} fled the murder of his brother, evil men have fled the walls of punishment. So, it doesn't matter if you're a {{badass}} motherfucker on the run, because you think you're better than everyone else and somehow entitled to do what you gotta do. No. Because, you see, badass motherfuckers are never fast enough. In the end, they will all be accounted for."''
-->-- '''The Accountant''', OpeningNarration

A 2011 3D action movie from the same people behind ''Film/MyBloodyValentine3D''. NicolasCage plays Milton, a man [[LikeABadassOutOfHell who has broken out of Hell]] to prevent the cult that murdered his daughter from sacrificing her kidnapped child to {{Satan}}. He is being pursued by the Accountant (William Fichtner), a supernatural operative of Satan who has been sent to bring Milton back to Hell. Along the way, Milton picks up a waitress named Piper (Amber Heard) in his quest to save his granddaughter.

Not to be confused with [[BrakeAngrily braking angrily]].

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!!This film provides examples of:

* [[ThreeDMovie 3D Movie]]
* ActionGirl: Piper
* AntiHero: John Milton was a bad husband (implied spousal abuse) who broke out of Hell to kill his way towards rescuing his baby granddaughter.
* AssholeVictim: Piper's boyfriend is described as such by the Accountant; he claims only his mother will miss him.
* BadassGrandpa: Milton
* BadassInANiceSuit: The Accountant
* BadassInDistress: Piper, but both times she gets herself out of it. She [[spoiler:fights through a {{mook|s}} and [[BigBad Jonah]] to take a flying leap out of a moving vehicle onto the hood of another moving vehicle, and later lifts the Godkiller off of the supernaturally-powered Accountant]].
* {{BFG}}: The Godkiller, a five-barrel HandCannon that can blow stuff up real good, and is the only thing capable of killing demons. Milton stole it from Satan on his way out of Hell.
* BigBad: Jonah King
* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler:Milton's saved his granddaughter and killed Jonah King, but he's still going back to Hell. It's implied he'll break out again, eventually.]]
* BlackAndGrayMorality: Webster might be the only really decent person in the whole movie. (Piper's not ''too'' bad, but she's not terribly bothered by the fact that she [[spoiler:killed two policemen]].)
* BookEnds: [[spoiler:The film starts with Milton speeding his way out of Hell and ends with him going back in.]]
* BountyHunter: The Accountant operates like one, hunting down those who have escaped Hell to bring them back. Though he doesn't work for money.
* BrickJoke: At one point, Milton turns down a beer, saying that the next alcoholic drink he's gonna have will be [[spoiler:from Jonah King's skullcap. At the end, he's literally using Jonah's skull as a drinking cup]].
* CardboardPrison: It's said that John isn't the first to break out of Hell, and he won't be the last. Although it's implied that whenever someone escapes from Hell, someone like the Accountant hunts them down and eventually drags them back. For example, his reply when Piper threatens to kill him in order to stop him from taking Milton:
--->"Someone else will come. Someone else ''always'' comes."
* CarFu
* CessationOfExistence: [[spoiler:This is what happens if you get hit by the Godkiller.]]
* ChekhovsGun: Several times during the movie, the Accountant transforms a coin into an FBI badge in order to get the police to listen to him. During the final shootout with King's cult, [[spoiler:he uses that coin to [[ImprovisedWeapon kill two of King's mooks]]. ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Without]]'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome changing it into anything.]]]]
* ChickMagnet: Milton, with a smattering of KavorkaMan. [[UnfortunateImplications He's downright rude to both waitresses]], his hairpiece is godawful, and he's not actively looking for a hook-up (though the second time he doesn't turn it down), yet somehow they are both lusting after him the minute he walks in the door.
* CloudCuckoolander: The Accountant comes off this way, thanks to his...odd way of speaking and behaving
* CoitusUninterruptus: "I never take my clothes off before a gunfight."
* CoolCar: Plenty of them, including the titular car.
* {{Cool Gun|s}}: The Godkiller. Need we say more?
* CopKiller: Piper killed two policemen who were unknowingly enlisted by the Accountant, posing as an FBI Agent. When the state troopers put up a road block for Piper and Milton, their leader notes that two of their own have been killed and in order to get even instructs the cops to aim for the suspects' heads.
* CreepySouvenir:
** Jonah King has a cane partially made out of a human femur, which he reveals belonged to Milton's daughter.
** [[spoiler:Milton keeps Jonah King's skull as a souvenir after delivering on his promise that he would drink from it.]]
* {{Cult}}: The Satanists who are trying to sacrifice Milton's granddaughter.
* DeaderThanDead: What the Godkiller does.
* DeadpanSnarker: The Accountant ''really'' enjoys what he does. When he meets a cultist who had his leg blown out by a gun:
-->'''The Accountant''': (cheerfully) Wow, those are fucked!
* DepletedPhlebotinumShells: The ammo the Godkiller uses.
* DesignatedGirlFight: To keep in the spirit of white trash cliches, this happens in a camper.
* {{Determinator}}: Milton and The Accountant; both won't stop at all to get to their goals.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Milton and Piper call Jonah King "Dickless." [[EunuchsAreEvil Fairly self-explanatory]]. [[BerserkButton He doesn't like it]].
* EnemyMine: The Accountant seems to go along with helping Milton when he learns that he is trying to save his granddaughter, and the fact [[SatanIsGood Satan would not want a child sacrificed in his name]].
* EpicBattleBoredom: Both Milton and the Accountant pull this. Milton mows down a bunch of would-be assassins while having sex, and the Accountant causes a massive explosion in the middle of a roadblock while head-bopping to "That's the Way I Like It."
* EvenEvilHasStandards: [[spoiler:Remarkably, of all people, the Devil isn't really depicted as evil at all. The Accountant describes him as a well-educated guy who made one big mistake and, as punishment, has to spend eternity as the warden of the universe's worst prison. And as if that weren't bad enough, he has cults and madmen committing wanton acts of murder and claiming that ''he'' made them do it. He also ''despises'' those who murder children, especially when they claim to do it in his name. The Accountant himself, upon learning what the cult has planned for Milton's grandchild, lets Milton complete his mission before making him come back.]]
* EveryCarIsAPinto: Every time The Accountant's hydrogen truck bumps into a police car, it almost always explodes for some reason.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The Gun is called the Godkiller. It kills gods.
* ExploitationFilm
* FakingTheDead: Milton, despite already being dead and eventually shrugging off a bullet through the eye, manages to pull this off in order to get Piper to leave him behind and take his granddaughter with her. The Accountant claims he's seen better performances.
* FateWorseThanDeath:
** Hell, obviously. Milton's punishment was being forced to watch his loved ones suffer. In the case of his daughter, witness her being brutally murdered and her body defiled.
** [[spoiler:The effect of the Godkiller. No Heaven. No Hell. No anything. You literally cease to exist.]]
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Milton is shown to have been dead since at least TheNineties and it shows, given how he seems a bit bewildered at how the world's changed. Not that it stops him from doing what he has to do.
* FollowTheLeader: To ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}''.
* ForcedToWatch: This is what punishment in Hell is. All day, every day, you're forced to watch the suffering of your loved ones, with no way to intervene or block it out.
* GenericName: According to the script, the three generic mooks that Milton executes in the beginning are literally referred to as [[spoiler:"Fucking Passenger"]], [[spoiler:"Fucking Middle"]] and [[spoiler:"Fucking Driver"]].
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: The dead and demonic can slowly regenerate damage. The only exception? Wounds from the Godkiller.
* {{Gorn}}: Hands blown off, kneecaps blown out, bullets in the eye...and all in glorious 3D!
* GroinAttack: Jonah King killed Milton's daughter's husband and forced her to give him a blowjob at gunpoint after taking her baby girl from her to use in a sacrifice. She bites off his dick in response, after which he cuts off her head. Milton and Piper keep calling him "dickless" in reference to this.
* TheGrimReaper: The Accountant has strong shades of this.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: the cultist charged with holding on to Milton's granddaughter eventually refuses to give her up]]
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Minor example: Jonah's necklace, the "symbol of power" behind his "Satanic pact," is used against him. Twice.
* ILoveTheDead: When Piper puts up too much of a fight for Jonah King's liking after he and his cult kidnapped her, he tries to kill her and decides to defile her corpse afterwards.
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Played with. Point blank while both were standing still, Jonah managed to execute one of his mooks and blow out Milton's eye with a single bullet apiece. When aiming at a windshield four to seven feet away on a car that's currently keeping pace, Jonah ''closes his eyes, turns his head and unloads as fast as he could by fanning the hammer''. This tends to follow with every attempt on the good guys, except for plot points such as Milton shrugging off the cop's torso shot.
** All of Jonah's shots hit the hood or grill and the car dies seconds later, so perhaps he's a better (or luckier) shot than it appears.
* InstantRunes: Milton's DepletedPhlebotinumShells give these as their trail.
* IronicHell: There's fire and burning in Hell, but the worst part is that you're forced to watch the suffering of your loved ones and you're completely unable to do anything about it. Or at least most of the time, as some people apparently [[LikeABadassOutOfHell get angry enough to break out]].
* JackBauerInterrogationTechnique: The Accountant is fond of this.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: [[spoiler:The Accountant is really a nice guy who enjoys his job a ''little'' too much.]]
* LargeHam:
** William Fichtner is clearly having a lot of fun every moment he appears on screen.
** Billy Burke as well.
* LawOfInverseRecoil: Averted when Piper fires [[spoiler:the Godkiller at the cultists]]. Milton doesn't have this problem, but then again, this ''is'' [[{{Badass}} a guy]] who fought his way out of {{Hell}}.
* LikeABadassOutOfHell: Milton. Specifically referenced by The Accountant in the opening narration, albeit including the appellation "motherfucker."
* LoveRedeems: Toyed with. While Milton's whole motive is born of love and the desire to rescue his granddaughter, the film makes it clear that Milton is perfectly aware that, given the way he lived his life, he probably deserved to end up in Hell.
* MarkedBullet: The bullets for the Godkiller all have Deus Velox Nex inscribed on them, which is loosely translated into: God's swift [violent] death.
* MeaningfulName: Milton is named after John Milton, the author of ''ParadiseLost''.
* MoeGreeneSpecial: Milton. He gets better.
* TheNamesake: The license plate on Piper's car is "[=DrvAgry=]."
* NeverTrustATrailer: The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCApQDv6-o teaser trailer]] leaves out the supernatural elements, making it look like a ''Film/TheFastAndTheFurious'' clone.
* NoodleIncident: Frank [[spoiler:used his girlfriend's pink dildo. We're not told just what he did with it.]]
* TheNothingAfterDeath: While normally the dead go to the afterlife, the Godkiller obliterates the soul.
* OffscreenTeleportation: When The Accountant goes from a forest to the diner, when Milton gets from the diner to outside it to just by where Piper's car stops, how The Accountant seems to easily keep pace on foot while everyone's racing around in cars and ignoring speed limits and traffic safety laws, and [[spoiler:when The Accountant and Milton vanish while Piper and Webster both glance at the baby for Milton's fake death, then when they re-appear afterwards.]]
* OhCrap: The Accountant's reaction when he realizes that Milton is in possession of the Godkiller.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Amber Heard does a consistent job on her Texan accent until the end; she was unable to cry and keep her twang at the same time. Ironic seeing as she's Texan.
* OurDemonsAreDifferent: Satan is said to be well-versed and an all-around pleasant guy who finds nothing quite as irritating as [[spoiler: when babies are sacrificed in his name]]. Also applies to the Accountant, as he seems to be a pretty nice guy, all things considered. He even [[spoiler:lets John drive his car back to Hell while he sits in the passenger seat]].
* PayEvilUntoEvil: Milton slaughters the cultists en masse and shows no mercy towards them, [[spoiler:especially their leader Jonah King, whom he erases from existence with the Godkiller and uses his skull to drink some beer from.]] The villains are ''really'' bad to make this serviceable. These people are a baby-sacrificing cult, and King is a sadistic rapist, murderer and power-tripping maniac.
* PetTheDog: John Milton was a bad man, a criminal, and a terrible husband. But he really did love his daughter, and he has enough affection for Webster to keep him from going with him on either of his suicide missions.
* ProductPlacement: If you want directions to the hiding place of an evil Satanic cult about to sacrifice an innocent baby, Google Maps is the only way to go.
* PunchClockVillain: [[spoiler:The Accountant and, surprisingly, even Satan, who simply carry out their duties without malice.]]
* {{Psychopomp}}: The Accountant seems to be an unusually aggressive version of this; instead of guiding souls to their destination after their initial death, he's sent out specifically for "repeat offenders." This is further emphasized by his Swiss-Army-coin being a reference to, [[Literature/TheBible among other things]], the fee needed for {{C|lassicalMythology}}haron's services. Although he does know exactly when people will die, which seems to imply that he does normally guide the souls of the dead to the Afterlife (or at least Hell) in his regular capacity. He has no problem bumping up that date if it suits him, though.
* RefugeInAudacity: [[spoiler:This is how Milton stole the Godkiller. The Accountant is amazed that he managed to steal it, to which Milton replies that he simply walked in and took it.]]
* RevenantZombie: Milton himself falls into this category.
* RightThroughHisPants: Milton never disrobes before gunplay.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: Basically why Milton broke out of Hell, as well as the plot. Also (sort of) the reason claimed behind the cult's actions, going by Jonah's occasional exposition to his followers. "A world that has shunned us, unleash a plague, yadda yadda."
* RuleOfCool: Does anything in the film make sense? No. Does anything ''need to'' make sense? Hell no!
* RunningGag: The Accountant telling various evil people that he'll see them again, with various amounts of time attached to it. Implying that that's how long they have to live, and they are going to Hell.
* SatanIsGood: Not quite, but it seems he's not as bad as he's made out to be. The Accountant describes Satan as being a quiet, well-read man who's simply doing his job as the warden of what is basically the afterlife's prison. Of note, Satan apparently ''hates'' it when [[spoiler:children are sacrificed in his name. WordOfGod says there is nothing supernatural in the entire film aside from Milton, the Accountant and, of course, the Godkiller. Jonah King is just a madman, and the human sacrifice would have won him ''absolutely nothing''.]] The Accountant actually points this out before the film is even half over; a cultist claims to serve Satan...
-->'''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny, he's never mentioned you.
* ShutUpHannibal:
--> '''Jonah King:''' I've changed my mind about you, Piper; you are too willful to be taught. I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.
--> '''Piper:''' Between now and then... (''cracks neck'') ...[[PreAsskickingOneLiner I'mma fuck you up]].
* ShoutOut: [[Literature/ParadiseLost John Milton.]]
* SophisticatedAsHell: The Accountant is never seen outside of a suit and tie ensemble, and generally uses a formal mode of speech, but likes to pepper his sentences with [[ClusterFBomb tons of profanity.]]
* SoundtrackDissonance: In the second half of the movie, Oklahoma police herd Milton and Piper into a roadblock in order to execute them for their earlier cop-killing. Until the protagonists were about to be shot, music was either non-existent or appropriately grim. Then the Accountant drives in from behind the roadblock in [[MadeOfExplodium a hydrogen fuel truck]], speeding straight towards the cops and driving through their cars to get to them, explosions abounding. What starts playing? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zu0p7xWLoU "That's the Way I Like It"]] by KC & the Sunshine Band, on the Accountants' radio, while he bobs his head to the music.
* StupidEvil: Specifically, violating [[EvilOverlordListCellblockA Rule 104]], albeit with a pentagram scar [[spoiler:on [[TheMole the cultist]] in the Oklahoma police department, as shown by The Accountant.]]
* TemptingFate:
** Piper, constantly.
** Jonah boasts that he can't be killed by anything of this Earth. [[spoiler:Neither Milton nor The Godkiller, of course, are in that category.]]
* TestosteronePoisoning: Why have a shoot-out scene and a sex scene when you can combine both?
* TrailersAlwaysLie: The trailer depicts The Accountant as being the main villain when it is actually Jonah (the cult leader who kidnapped Milton's granddaughter). The Accountant is mainly there to get Milton back into Hell. They also implied that Jonah was the one who killed Milton and that the baby was his daughter, not his granddaughter.
* UnusualEuphemism:
** Subverted. Piper pulls a come-hither move on a bar employee and tells Milton she's off to "paint her nails." Cut to the bar guy literally painting her toenails; he even {{lampshade|Hanging}}s it by asking, "Are we going to do it?" She tells him that it would depend on how well he would do her nails...
** "Aim for their tires."
* VillainousRescue: Milton and Piper are stuck at a police blockade about to get gunned down. Then [[spoiler:the Accountant drives up in a hydrogen transport truck to the tune of "That's The Way I Like It," clearing a path for them. He even insists on being thanked for it later]].
* WhiteAndGreyMorality: [[spoiler:The Accountant and Milton basically have the same goals; the Accountant is just more manipulative and takes a little time to come around to Milton's point of view. Once he finds out what the cult is up to, he cuts Milton some slack.]]
* WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou: Frank invokes this after he clocks Piper in the mouth, knocking her down. The first hit is justifiable in self-defense, as she was [[DoubleStandard actively]] [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale whaling on him]]. The second hit, not so much, since it was out of spite for her spitting blood on him, and then he would have completely [[MoralEventHorizon crossed the line]] by beating her face in for breaking up with him after she was already down and losing consciousness if not for Milton's intervention.
* WouldntHurtAChild: [[spoiler:The female cultist who has been caring for Milton's baby granddaughter finds herself unable to harm the child when Jonah King orders her to sacrifice the baby.]]
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