[[caption-width-right:260: [[CleanUpTheTown Crime is the dirt. Meet the detergent]].]]
''Dirty Laundry'' is a 2012 ShortFilm[=/=]FanFilm released during the San Francisco Comic-Con starring Thomas Jane as a solitary man living out of the back of an old van currently parked in a rough neighbourhood. While doing his laundry, he crosses paths with a local gangster and his crew, who have a score to settle with a local prostitute and a local boy who refuses to sell drugs for them. Unfortunately for ''them'', although [[WritingAroundTrademarks he is never named or explicitly identified in the story]], the man is apparently Frank Castle -- otherwise known as Comicbook/ThePunisher.
Jane, who played the title role of ComicBook/ThePunisher in the [[Film/ThePunisher2004 2004 movie of the same name]], referred to the film as a "love letter" to the character and [[DoingItForTheArt he financed it himself]]. Directed by Phil Joanou (''Gridiron Gang''), it also has a cameo by Creator/RonPerlman.
!!!This short film contains examples of:
* TheCameo: If such a thing can exist in a short film; Creator/RonPerlman appears as convenience store clerk, who had been a former solider like Castle himself but paralyzed from trying stop a crime years before.
* CaptainObvious: When the gang leader asks what the main character is doing there, outside a laundromat, the main character says that he is doing laundry.
* CommonalityConnection: The main character and the store clerk. The store clerk's story suggests that he once tried to stand up to some local criminals, only to end up in a wheelchair with, it's implied, his family murdered in retribution. He ended up succumbing to cynicism and despair. It's suggested that the main character and his family suffered a similar fate, but [[Comicbook/ThePunisher the main character took a different approach in response.]]
* CurbStompBattle: From the time he walks out of the store and across the street, [[spoiler: it takes the main character less than thirty seconds to defeat the entire gang, either killing or crippling all of them with nothing more than a bottle of Jack Daniels]].
* TheCynic: The store clerk points out that nothing matters or changes; even if the criminals outside the store were to be struck down right then, there would be five new criminals the next day.
* TheDrifter: In classic Western fashion, the main character embodies this.
* DespairEventHorizon: The main character points out that he is six months sober when he turns down a sale on bourbon (And vodka), but after he listens to the clerk's story, he buys a bottle of Jack Daniels. [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope He does not drink it]], but rather [[GrievousBottleyHarm uses it to kill all of the gang member sans the leader]].]]
** Quite literally. The gang leader is prevented from taking a clear shot at the main character at a crucial moment when the kid, whom he and his goons had previously been bullying and beating up, bites him in the leg.
** The person to actually light the gang leader on fire is [[spoiler:the prostitute he had beaten and raped at the start of the film]].
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: The first thing the gang leader does is beat up and rape a prostitute, before he starts the beating which draws the main character's attention.
* FanFilm: Despite being financed by and starring the star of the official movie production, the film is not an official adaptation.
* GoryDiscretionShot: The shot cuts away right before the gang leader is set on fire, so all that is visible is a plume of fire and not his actual death. The other deaths though, are pretty gruesome.
* GrievousBottleyHarm: [[spoiler: Best. Example. EVER. The main character orders a bottle of Jack Daniels before he leaves the convenience store. He then uses it to kill the gang members.]]
* MadeOfIron: The main character gets tagged once and doesn't even slow down.
* ManBitesMan: The little kid grabs and bites the gang leader's leg at a critical moment.
* ManOnFire: The gang leader is beaten up by Frank and then drenched with the bottle of Jack Daniels; Frank then leaves an already lit lighter by his broken legs. [[spoiler:The prostitute then [[TheDogBitesBack lights him on fire]]]].
* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: The store clerk points out that, once, ''he'' was the guy staring out the shop door at a crime. He went out there to do something, and now he is telling the main character this story from a wheelchair.
* NoNameGiven: The main character is never named or identified, [[WritingAroundTrademarks despite clearly being the Punisher]].
* NoodleIncident: Why he's residing inside a beaten down Ford van is unsure, but [[WordOfGod Thomas Jane]] explained that:
--> '''Thomas Jane''': "Frank is trying to take a breather after one particularly hard mission - which has forced him to blow his hideaway and lose everything - again. Something that Frank is pretty used to by now. He's managed to escape relatively unscathed, but all he's got left is a .45 or two. He's got to rebuild his life all over again. He's stolen a van and parked it on a forgotten street in the ghetto, where he climbs into the back and gets a few hours of much deserved sleep. Morning comes and he decides he might as well wash the blood out of his uniform, and put something in his stomach. His day hasn't even started yet when sure enough, trouble finds him. Again. The last thing he wants to do is get involved with some street punks war party."
* OhCrap: The gang leader is angry and defiant when the main character beats him up, douses him in alcohol and threatens him with a lighter, but quickly becomes a cringing, craven wreck pathetically begging for his life [[spoiler: when the prostitute he'd raped and beaten earlier picks the lighter up instead]].
* PreMortemOneLiner: "Do you know the difference between Justice and Punishment?" Considering it's [[Comicbook/ThePunisher the main character]] who says this line, it's pretty clear what that difference is.
* PrettyLittleHeadshots: [[spoiler: The main character does this by twisting the arm of a gangster who's holding a gun.]]
* ReusableLighterToss: Averted by the lead character, played straight by one of the hookers.
* TheReveal: After the fighting has stopped, the protagonist goes to return to his car. The kid he was speaking to earlier goes to return his t-shirt from the dryer, only for the man to tell him to keep it. Cue the man getting into his van and the kid unfolding the t-shirt...[[ComicBook/ThePunisher to show a white skull on a pitch-black shirt]].
* ShortFilm: The work is ten minutes from start to finish.
* VigilanteMan: The main character decides to get involved in a crime he witnesses while doing his laundry.
** Creator/RonPerlman's character is arguably a deconstruction of the idea. He tried to interfere in a situation like that once, was left in a wheelchair and may have had his family murdered in retaliation. This guy was also even a war vet.
* WouldHurtAChild: The gang leader has his gang beat up a small kid who refuses to run drugs for him.
* WritingAroundTrademarks: The character is clearly the Punisher, and even owns his signature skull shirt, but is never once named or referred to as such. Hell, he never even holds a gun.