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->"I'm buying at the [[TitleDrop diner]]."

''For the pinball machine from Williams, [[Pinball/{{Diner}} click here.]]''

''Diner'' is a 1982 semi-autobiographical ComingOfAge film by Creator/BarryLevinson set in Baltimore in the last week of 1959. It's about six friends: Boogie, a gambling addict who works at a beauty shop, is a law school graduate, and is the closest among the group to a ladies' man, Eddie, who's getting married, but [[SeriousBusiness is making his bride-to-be pass a test about the Colts before the ceremony]], Fenwick, a rich screw-up, Modell, the DeadpanSnarker hanger-on, Shrevie, who works at an appliance store and is the only one of the group who's married (to Beth), though not happily, and Billy, who comes back from college for the prospective wedding, and has his own woman problems with Barbara, who works at the local TV station.

Though not a big hit on release, thanks in part to ExecutiveMeddling, this became a cult hit on video, and helped launch the careers of [[Film/AngelHeart Mickey Rourke]] (Boogie), [[PoliceAcademy Steve Guttenberg]] (Eddie), KevinBacon (Fenwick), [[MadAboutYou Paul Reiser]] (Modell), [[CitySlickers Daniel Stern]] (Shrevie), [[TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossTheEighthDimension Ellen Barkin]] (Beth), and [[Series/{{Wings}} Timothy Daly]] (Billy). It's also one of the first films to feature SeinfeldianConversation, and according to many of its fans (including Creator/JuddApatow, Nick Hornby, and JerrySeinfeld himself), may be the UrExample.

Levinson later shot a pilot for a proposed TV series, but the series was never picked up. However, Levinson announced he would turn the movie into a Broadway musical, with songs by SherylCrow.

!!This film contains examples of:

* TheAlcoholic: Fenwick. This would probably explain why he does things like punch out windows and sit in the crib of a Nativity display.
* AmbiguouslyJewish: Though Eddie [[spoiler: gets married in a synagogue]], Boogie uses words like "[[YiddishAsASecondLanguage schmuck]]", and the arguments Eddie and Modell get into could arguably be categorized as JewsLoveToArgue, there's no indication of this otherwise.
* ArcWords: [[ItMakesSenseInContext After Boogie has been given the brush-off by a woman on a horse]], Fenwick, who's been watching, says, "Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"
* BerserkButton: It's bad enough that Beth can't understand the importance of Shrevie's record-collection organization system, but she also ''doesn't know who CharlieParker is.''
* BigEater: Earl, who orders the entire left side of the menu, which is 22 sandwiches plus ''the fried chicken dinner.'' The guys all applaud him when he leaves the diner on his own power, plus is able to drive off.
-->'''Modell:''' He's not human, he's not a person. He's like a building with feet.
* BlatantLies: What Boogie tells Carol Heathrow to cover up his actions in the popcorn scene. See RefugeInAudacity below.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: While waiting in jail (again, ItMakesSenseInContext), Billy asks Eddie's advice on what to do with Barbara. Eddie, of course, suggest they get married and have the kid. When Billy points out not only does she not want to get married, but she has her own career, Eddie hems and haws a bit until saying, "I tried bringing up a reasonable solution, and you had to bring her into it."
* CutHimselfShaving: Played for laughs; this is how Fenwick explains the "blood" on his hand (see FakingTheDead below).
* FakingTheDead: [[spoiler: Played for laughs; Fenwick pretends to have gotten in a car accident and thrown from the car so that Boogie, Modell, Shrevie and Beth will think he's dead. Not until Boogie is standing over Fenwick does he let them in on the joke. Also, the "blood" is from a ketchup bottle he'd been carrying around for weeks]].
* TheGamblingAddict: Boogie. He gets into all kinds of trouble for this, [[spoiler: until Bagel pays off his bet]].
* TheGhost: Elyse. We hear her during the quiz, but we never see her face, only her back.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Eddie. He spends most of the movie acting like he's doing Elyse a favor by marrying her (not to mention the football quiz he's making her take), he's demanding with his mother, and he's constantly harping on silly things. However, he's very loyal to his friends, he reveals he's incredibly nervous about what marriage will be like (which is why he makes Elyse take the quiz in the first place, so he knows they'll have something to talk about), not to mention the fact he's really a virgin, and [[spoiler: while she fails the test by two points because [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Shrevie answered a question before she could]], and Eddie initially wouldn't give her credit, much later, he decides to give her credit so they can get married]].
* AManIsNotAVirgin: Subverted; Eddie reveals to Boogie he really is a virgin.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: During the football quiz, Shrevie inadvertently blurts out the answer to a question before Elyse can answer it. [[spoiler: However, though it means she ends up failing the quiz, Eddie eventually decides since she knew the answer, he'd give her the credit so they could get married]].
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Except for Bagel (played by Baltimore native Michael Tucker) and a few of the minor characters, no one speaks in a Baltimore accent.
* TheOner: The opening shot of the movie, which tracks Modell as he walks into a dance hall to find Boogie.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Boogie's real name is Bobby, but we don't find that out till near the end of the movie.
* PlatonicLifePartners: Barbara and Billy started that way, until they slept together one night; she wants to return to that relationship, but he wants something more.
* RecycledInSpace: ''IVitelloni'' set in Baltimore.
** Alternatively, an East Coast version of ''AmericanGraffiti''.
* RefugeInAudacity: [[spoiler: Boogie bets the other guys he can get Carol Heathrow to touch his penis. So, when they're at the movies that night, at one point he opens his fly and puts the popcorn box over his penis. Eventually, as she's reaching for the popcorn, she touches it, freaks, and runs out of the theater. When he catches up to her in the girl's bathroom, he explains he only opened his fly because she got him excited, so he wanted to try and calm down. However, a certain point in the movie made him get excited again, and the penis just went through the bottom of the box. She seems to buy it.]]
** Fenwick has his own moment; after he gets turned down for a loan by his estranged brother Howard, he gets drunk and goes by an outdoor Nativity scene, where he notices the life-sized Baby Jesus is missing. So what does he do? He strips down to his shorts and sits in the baby crib himself. And when Shrevie, Eddie and Billy try to get him out of there, he refuses to leave until the police come by.
* SeinfeldianConversation: Part of the reason for the ExecutiveMeddling; studio executives didn't understand such scenes as Eddie and Modell arguing over a roast beef sandwich, telling Levinson to cut that out and get on with the story, to which Levinson replied, "That is the story."
* SeriousBusiness: This movie is filled to the brim with it. In addition to Shrevie's argument with Beth (see above), we have the following:
** When coming out of a movie theater, Billy sees a guy who once was part of a team that jumped him when they were younger, so he goes up to him, and, without warning, decks him. The others are jubilant.
** Eddie's football quiz for his bride-to-be Elyse. Not only that, but the wedding decor is blue and white (the Colts' colors), and [[spoiler: the music playing during the wedding ceremony is the Colts' marching song]].
** Eddie constantly annoys his friends by asking them who they prefer, [[FrankSinatra Sinatra]] or [[JohnnyMathis Mathis]]. When Boogie [[TakeAThirdOption takes a third option]] and answers "[[ElvisPresley Presley]]", it sets off Eddie's BerserkButton.
* ShoutOut: Everyone goes to see the movie ''ASummerPlace''. Later in the movie, we also see Billy and Eddie going to see ''TheSeventhSeal.''
** Also, a minor character can quote ''SweetSmellOfSuccess'' by heart, much to Eddie and Modell's annoyance.
** When Shrevie is at work at the appliance store, we can see the 1949 movie version of ''LittleWomen'' playing on one of the televisions.
* SmugSnake: Fenwick's brother Howard.
-->'''Fenwick:''' It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".
* SourceMusic: Almost all of the music in the movie is source music, coming from a car radio or the diner, except the music in the last scene and when Boogie is riding a horse.
* SpiritualSuccessor: Levinson's later films ''Film/TinMen'' (1987), ''Avalon'' (1990), and ''Liberty Heights'' (1999) are all set in Baltimore during the same general period, and are regarded by some as forming a loose quadrilogy.
* ThatNostalgiaShow: To the '50s/early '60s.
* UnusualEuphemism: Fenwick tends to describe any prank he pulls as a "smile".
** The guys all describe a beautiful woman as "death".