->'''Debra:''' ''"We made a film - the one I'm going to show you now. Actually, Jason was the one who wanted to make it. Like that cameraman from Channel 10, he wanted to upload it so that people, you, could be told the truth. The film was shot with a Panasonic HDX-900 and an HBX-200. I did the final cut on Jason's laptop. I've added music occasionally for effect, hoping to scare you. You see, in addition to trying to tell you the truth, I am hoping to scare you so that maybe you'll wake up. Maybe you won't make any of the same mistakes that we made. Anyway, here it is, Jason Creed's The Death of Death."''
'''''Diary of the Dead''''' is the fifth movie in the [[ThematicSeries "Dead" series]] written and directed by George A. Romero, and marked his return to making independent films after ''Film/LandOfTheDead''.
The movie is mostly made up of footage from the two portable cameras the characters carry, with occasional shots from surveillance cameras and video clips downloaded off the Internet. In a clever section of the movie they show the characters editing the section of the movie the viewer has just seen.
The movie opens on a [[ActionPrologue news report]], being narrated by the FinalGirl, explaining the reasoning behind the movie itself. The main story line starts of with a group of film students, along with their sardonic boozing professor, making a classic cliched horror movie. When the group hears escalating radio reports of people coming back from the dead, the shoot falls apart, with monster-player Ridley departing in his sport car as the rest of the group leaves in a Winnebago.
The cameraman/director, Jason, decides to return to their university to pick up his girlfriend, Debra, but the [[TheJaywalkingDead Winnebago plows through a group of zombies on the road]] along the way; still skeptical that they are in fact the walking dead, [[spoiler:the grief-stricken driver, Mary, shoots herself]]. The others take her to a hospital, which turns out to be abandoned -- at least by the living. The remaining survivors are quickly forced into the realization that the ZombieApocalypse is indeed upon them.
Heading for Debra's home, they have encounters with the zombie-movie equivalent of [[WackyWaysideTribe Wacky Wayside Tribes]]: a BadAss mute Amish farmer, a group of black people who have set up a survivalist-type fort, and (briefly) a gang of [[SurvivalOfTheDead National Guard deserters]]. When they finally reach their destination, they find that [[spoiler:Debra's family are all either dead or zombiefied]], so they decide to go to the mansion owned by Ridley's family.
The group finds Ridley alive, but come to the painfully belated realization that [[spoiler:the rest of his family is dead or walking dead, and he has been bitten]]. Still wearing his mummy movie-costume, he ends up reenacting the opening horror movie scene; Tracy, the "victim" in the horror movie, becomes disgusted and drives off in the Winnebago. [[spoiler:Ridley]] kills two of the group, including [[spoiler:Jason,]] and the movie ends with [[spoiler:Debra, the professor and Tony]] watching from a "panic room" as a growing horde of zombies slowly breaks into the estate.
!!Contains examples of the following tropes:
* ActionGirl / BadassBystander / HeroicBystander: In the opening scene, a female paramedic karate-kicks a zombie in the head.
* ApocalypticLog: The movie is the log.
* AutopsySnackTime: In the opening sequence, the cameraman filming some body-collecting [=EMTs=] [[LampshadeHanging grouses about]] how one of their crew is eating his lunch off-camera, despite the gore.
* BadassGrandpa: TheProfessor starts off drunk and looking pretty feeble. He turns out to be a war veteran and a [[TheStraightAndArrowPath crack archer]]. Also Samuel, the mute Amish toting sticks of dynamite. And a [[SinisterScythe scythe]].
* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: Presumably why [[spoiler: Samuel scythes himself in the head]] when attacked by a zombie. No chance of coming back, at least.
* BottomlessMagazines: Mary's .380 automatic pistol.
* BroadStrokes: Arguably an AlternateContinuity, this film rolls the clock back to the original zombie outbreak, but is set in modern times instead of the late 60s. This applies to all of Romero's ''Dead'' previous dead movies of course, being part of the same continuity but each filmed in a different decade.
* BrokenHeel: Lampshaded twice in the movie.
* TheCameo: Creator/StephenKing, Creator/WesCraven, Creator/SimonPegg, Creator/QuentinTarantino and Guillermo Del Toro all voice radio announcers, and Romero himself has a small role as police captain.
* ClothingDamage: Lampshaded.
* DeadLineNews: The film opens with a TV news crew covering a murder-suicide in an apartment complex. During filming the corpses reanimate, then begin attacking the [=EMT=]s moving them out of the building; one of them then turns on the TV reporter and cameraman.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The movie made by Jason Creed about the ZombieApocalypse is called "The Death of Death".
* DistressedDamsel: First played straight then subverted.
* DoesntLikeGuns: After giving one of their colleagues who's turning into a zombie the coup-de-grace, TheProfessor hands the pistol over to someone else, saying it's too easy to use. Later however he picks up a bow saying that it "feels friendlier" (we later discover that he's a former member of the archery team at Eton).
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Poor Mary]]; worse when you consider she ''didn't even do it right'' and instead of dying a quick, painless death, she has to suffer through a gaping head wound until she finally dies.
* FinalGirl: [[spoiler: Not played entirely straight. Debra is the narrator and protagonist (and survives) but while she isn't TheMillstone she doesn't actually contribute much to killing zombies or keeping the group safe (even her quick thinking use of a defibrillator doesn't truly finish off a zombie).]]
* GenreSavvy: With horror movies, but clearly not with zombie movies.
* HandicappedBadass: The Amish farmer Samuel kills himself some zombies and offs himself and the zombie who bit him by shoving a scythe through his and the zombie's head.
* HumansAreTheRealMonsters: "Are we worth saving? You tell me," are the last words spoken in the movie, over a viral video of two men using a tied-up zombie woman for target practice.
* IdiotBall: Honestly, half of the victims pretty much deserved to die due to their terrifying moments of stupidity. Special mention goes to the guy who gets killed [[spoiler: because he can't hear a zombie approaching while blowdrying his hair]].
* ImprobableAimingSkills: All the characters are able to pull off headshots as the plot demands.
* MonsterClown: The recording they found of a zombiefied clown bitting someone at a child's birthday party. Crossed with IncongruouslyDressedZombie.
* RaisedCatholic: Mary keeps a St. Christopher medal in her possession.
* RoomFullOfZombies: The pool house has zombies at the bottom of the pool. They're corpses at first... but then they reanimate.
* SanitySlippage: Ridley. Possibly Jason.
* ShowWithinAShow: "The Death Of Death"
* TakeThat: Jason's criticism that dead things are slow.
* TakingYouWithMe: The Amish farmer's solution to having a zombie bite him on the neck from behind, is to swing his scythe upwards, straight through his own head and that of the attacking zombie.
* TheCameo: Both Romero and the make-up director appear in the movie. Not forgetting voices overs from various horror icons.
* TheDocumentary: The film itself.
* TooDumbToLive: Played with. Jason is too busy filming to get involved most of the time, but almost everybody else is pretty useful in fighting the zombies. But as he points out to Debra at one point, his documentary being uploaded to the internet is showing pretty much anyone around the world who watches it exactly what they need to do to survive themselves. Debra's voice-over mentions that she agrees with this point in hindsight.
* WackyWaysideTribe: As noted above. A common complaint about this movie is that most of these "tribes" are more interesting than the main characters. The Guard deserters become the protagonists of Romero's later movie ''SurvivalOfTheDead''.
* YouFailStatisticsForever: A radio broadcast says that the number of deaths caused by the zombies will quadruple. It then says that it will increase by 100%, even though quadrupling is to increase by 300%.
* ZombieGait: Although Romero's zombie children never seem to be affected.
* ZombieInfectee: Averted for the most part. There is a few exceptions, but the characters honestly didn't know any better.
** When Gordo is bitten and dies, Amy insists that he might not come back like the others (even though, yes, he will). So they go by her wishes and wait to see if he will or won't (which he will). When he does, they're GenreSavvy enough to position her several feet away with a gun for when he inevitably does.